Blast Ended Screwts
Hi . This is the last chapter. Today. I will wait for reviews before finishing I may get some insights. Yeah Yeah still cant sell this writing still don't own Harry Potter or even one of the other characters.
" Ha! Did you see him staring at us. He really thinks we did it," said Harry.
Ron chortled," Imagine when all the Slytherin papers turn red."
"Imagine when all the Slytherins turn red," laughed Hermione,"They'll have to change their house colors."
"Oh, wait," said Harry," We have a Quidditch match against them tomorrow. This is going to be hilarious."
Harry and Ron went to the boys dormitory. Hermione went to the girls. They quickly washed up and went to bed. They wouldn't sleep in tomorrow for the world.
The next morning the students hurriedly got dressed and rushed downstairs. Word had quickly spread from the sixth year students about what had happened in potions. Everyone was eager to see who had changed colors.
They were to be disappointed. While all the other house tables were bustling with hyper activity, the Slytherin table was almost deserted. Seated there were two lone figures, Draco Malfoy and the Bloody Baron. They were apparently engaged in deep conversation, as they apparently ignored the other houses. Normally, the other houses couldn't resist teasing the Slytherins; but the Bloody Barons grim countenance seemed to forbid intrusion.
So, instead, they had to content themselves with inventing wild rumors as to what the Slytherins punishment had been.
"Maybe they're all expelled," said Neville in a shocked tone. He couldn't imagine what his grandmother would do if he were expelled.
" Don't be thick, " said Fred, one of Ron's two older twin brothers, " You can't expel an entire house."
His twin George shouted good naturedly," Maybe they've all been sent to live in the forbidden forest."
" Maybe they've all been turned into ferrets," giggled Ron before starting into his bacon.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione finished before any one else and started walking towards class.
"But I can't understand. How did they miss Malfoy," asked Hermione, puzzled.
" You think you're so smart, Granger," said Malfoy," Do you really think I need to cheat on a potions exam. I merely took my test early so that I could practice Quidditch, not that I need to. Unfortunately, some of the other Slytherins accidentally saw my paper before I threw it away. I am sure I can straighten the whole thing out with Professor Snape. He's quite understanding you know."
"Oooh," groaned Ron as Draco sauntered away," I'd like to."
" C'mon, we don't want to be late to transfiguration. It will be much nicer today without the Slytherins.," said Harry.
Transfiguration was much nicer as was Professor McGonogall. She was quite happy that none of her Gryffindors had been cheating. She didn't even comment when Neville transformed his turtle into a punch bowl instead of an ash tray.
Ron and Hermione had gotten good seats at the Quidditch game. This was quite easy as a quarter of the student body was still absent. However, everyone looked shocked when Lee announced over the microphone that Gryffindor would be playing Hufflepuff because the Slytherins had been banned from playing for the rest of term.
The Gryffindors were winning easily. Fred and George had even started playing a version of volleyball with a bludger to entertain themselves. Suddenly, the Hufflepuff seeker, Aaron Cauldron, shot like a bolt of lightning towards the ground. He had spotted the snitch. Harry, meanwhile, was rocking back and forth on his broom, holding his stomach and turning red.
" Harry, the snitch!" screamed Katie, the Gryffindor keeper. Abruptly, Harry swooped towards the Hufflepuff seeker. Only by flying upside down directly underneath Aaron was Harry able to grab the snitch fluttering wildly by his kneecap." Gryffindor wins," shouted Lee excitedly. It was the closest Hufflepuff had ever come to beating Gryffindor since their old seeker, Cedric had died.
" What's the big idea, Harry. You almost lost the game," screeched Hermione.
" I, I couldn't help it," panted Harry," When I was flying up there, I looked toward Hagrid's cabin. Sometimes he watches from the roof. And I saw." Here he started laughing uncontrollably.
" Saw What," demanded Ron impatiently.
" The Slytherins. Beet Red. They were mucking out the cages of the blast ended screwts. Goyle threw a shovel full of manure and hit Draco in the head!"
At this Ron and Hermione also dissolved into hysterics. They only stopped after they ran out of air.
"But how did Malfoy get caught? He didn't even change color," said Hermione.
"The dumb git probably confessed to everything thinking Snape would let everyone off the hook." said Harry, "I guess Snape isn't in an understanding mood today."
With that they walked off the Quidditch field to join the party they knew was going on in the Gryffindor commons.
Hi . This is the last chapter. Today. I will wait for reviews before finishing I may get some insights. Yeah Yeah still cant sell this writing still don't own Harry Potter or even one of the other characters.
" Ha! Did you see him staring at us. He really thinks we did it," said Harry.
Ron chortled," Imagine when all the Slytherin papers turn red."
"Imagine when all the Slytherins turn red," laughed Hermione,"They'll have to change their house colors."
"Oh, wait," said Harry," We have a Quidditch match against them tomorrow. This is going to be hilarious."
Harry and Ron went to the boys dormitory. Hermione went to the girls. They quickly washed up and went to bed. They wouldn't sleep in tomorrow for the world.
The next morning the students hurriedly got dressed and rushed downstairs. Word had quickly spread from the sixth year students about what had happened in potions. Everyone was eager to see who had changed colors.
They were to be disappointed. While all the other house tables were bustling with hyper activity, the Slytherin table was almost deserted. Seated there were two lone figures, Draco Malfoy and the Bloody Baron. They were apparently engaged in deep conversation, as they apparently ignored the other houses. Normally, the other houses couldn't resist teasing the Slytherins; but the Bloody Barons grim countenance seemed to forbid intrusion.
So, instead, they had to content themselves with inventing wild rumors as to what the Slytherins punishment had been.
"Maybe they're all expelled," said Neville in a shocked tone. He couldn't imagine what his grandmother would do if he were expelled.
" Don't be thick, " said Fred, one of Ron's two older twin brothers, " You can't expel an entire house."
His twin George shouted good naturedly," Maybe they've all been sent to live in the forbidden forest."
" Maybe they've all been turned into ferrets," giggled Ron before starting into his bacon.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione finished before any one else and started walking towards class.
"But I can't understand. How did they miss Malfoy," asked Hermione, puzzled.
" You think you're so smart, Granger," said Malfoy," Do you really think I need to cheat on a potions exam. I merely took my test early so that I could practice Quidditch, not that I need to. Unfortunately, some of the other Slytherins accidentally saw my paper before I threw it away. I am sure I can straighten the whole thing out with Professor Snape. He's quite understanding you know."
"Oooh," groaned Ron as Draco sauntered away," I'd like to."
" C'mon, we don't want to be late to transfiguration. It will be much nicer today without the Slytherins.," said Harry.
Transfiguration was much nicer as was Professor McGonogall. She was quite happy that none of her Gryffindors had been cheating. She didn't even comment when Neville transformed his turtle into a punch bowl instead of an ash tray.
Ron and Hermione had gotten good seats at the Quidditch game. This was quite easy as a quarter of the student body was still absent. However, everyone looked shocked when Lee announced over the microphone that Gryffindor would be playing Hufflepuff because the Slytherins had been banned from playing for the rest of term.
The Gryffindors were winning easily. Fred and George had even started playing a version of volleyball with a bludger to entertain themselves. Suddenly, the Hufflepuff seeker, Aaron Cauldron, shot like a bolt of lightning towards the ground. He had spotted the snitch. Harry, meanwhile, was rocking back and forth on his broom, holding his stomach and turning red.
" Harry, the snitch!" screamed Katie, the Gryffindor keeper. Abruptly, Harry swooped towards the Hufflepuff seeker. Only by flying upside down directly underneath Aaron was Harry able to grab the snitch fluttering wildly by his kneecap." Gryffindor wins," shouted Lee excitedly. It was the closest Hufflepuff had ever come to beating Gryffindor since their old seeker, Cedric had died.
" What's the big idea, Harry. You almost lost the game," screeched Hermione.
" I, I couldn't help it," panted Harry," When I was flying up there, I looked toward Hagrid's cabin. Sometimes he watches from the roof. And I saw." Here he started laughing uncontrollably.
" Saw What," demanded Ron impatiently.
" The Slytherins. Beet Red. They were mucking out the cages of the blast ended screwts. Goyle threw a shovel full of manure and hit Draco in the head!"
At this Ron and Hermione also dissolved into hysterics. They only stopped after they ran out of air.
"But how did Malfoy get caught? He didn't even change color," said Hermione.
"The dumb git probably confessed to everything thinking Snape would let everyone off the hook." said Harry, "I guess Snape isn't in an understanding mood today."
With that they walked off the Quidditch field to join the party they knew was going on in the Gryffindor commons.