Rufus: Hi Everyone,
Cowgirl wasn't able to make it today; she was a little um. wrapped up.
* Looks over shoulder and sees Cowgirl tied to a chair *
Rufus: So I will be writing this story!!! * Evil laugh * Everyone will love me and will do my bidding!!!
Cowgirl: Mmmffrrrrgggnnnfffmmmmfph
(Translation- you will never get away with this you evil naked RAT!!!!)
Rufus: Tsk, tsk, that's not nice. Anyways, I am in complete control of this story now!!! And I shall throw in new cast members!!! You only gave me two lines, but now I will have more then ever!!! * More of that evil laugh stuff *
This is my new cast ----
Rufus (that's me)- A hansom, buff, cute naked mole rat!
Kim - cheerleader who falls madly in love with Rufus
Ron - Rufus' pet human, also my. I mean Rufus' slave!
Wade - The 12 year old kid who has to ask Rufus for all the answers.
Sam - Just another of Rufus' many minions
Bonnie - Also falls madly in love with Rufus
Kanojo - Another girl who also falls madly in love with Rufus
Cowgirl - and one more of Rufus' girlfriends
Cowgirl: MMMFFFGGRRRSSSSTTTT
(Translation: No way do I love you, for heavens sakes you're naked!!!!)
Rufus: Oh and since I am a better writer than Cowgirl I will be doing it in a different style.
Cowgirl: MMMGGGRRTTTSFFF
(Translation: I AM NOT A BAD WRITER!!!!!)
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My story begins..
On a nice summer day, we join Rufus and his many adoring fans are at the beach. Rufus is surrounded by Kanojo, Cowgirl (ha, ha, ha), Bonnie, and Kim, while Ron is going to Timbuktu to get Rufus a burger.
"Ladies, these grapes are wonderful," says Rufus in between bites.
"We're so glad you like them," they all say in unison.
* Retching sound comes from behind Rufus while he types those words*
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Kanojo: Hey Cowgirl, you called me.
Rufus (trying to sound like Cowgirl): Um. * cough * I am sick don't come any closer, hey wait stop!
Kanojo: Your not Cowgirl, your that goofy little rodent who. . . wait a second what's this?
* Reads Rufus' story *
Kanojo: This is dumb!!! Your just I naked RAT! How dare you put me in your story! I should delete this right now.
* Raps Rufus up in tape *
Cowgirl: MMMMMMMMFFFFFFRRRRRSSSSSS
Kanojo: You little rat tied up my friend. How dare you!!!!
* Goes and unties Cowgirl and they walk back to Rufus*
Cowgirl: What should we do with him?
Kanojo: I don't know, should we delete his story first?
Cowgirl: Nah, we should post it!
Kanojo: But he made us look like complete idiots.
Cowgirl: You're right. We should make him an example to our cast members, that if they EVER do anything like this, they will be in big trouble.
Kanojo: Are we going to delete the story?
Cowgirl: No, but we will post it with a warning, that whoever does anything like this, will be in major trouble!
Kanojo: Ok, but before we give him the huge punishment, let me hit him over the head with my FRYING PAN OF DOOM!!!!
Rufus: oh no!!
WARNING:IF ANYONE EVER DOES ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN THERE WILL BE A ULTIMATLEY BAD PUNISHMENT!!!! AND IT WON'T BE ANYTHING AS EASY AS SCRUBBING TOILETS!
* Looks over shoulder and sees Cowgirl tied to a chair *
Rufus: So I will be writing this story!!! * Evil laugh * Everyone will love me and will do my bidding!!!
Cowgirl: Mmmffrrrrgggnnnfffmmmmfph
(Translation- you will never get away with this you evil naked RAT!!!!)
Rufus: Tsk, tsk, that's not nice. Anyways, I am in complete control of this story now!!! And I shall throw in new cast members!!! You only gave me two lines, but now I will have more then ever!!! * More of that evil laugh stuff *
This is my new cast ----
Rufus (that's me)- A hansom, buff, cute naked mole rat!
Kim - cheerleader who falls madly in love with Rufus
Ron - Rufus' pet human, also my. I mean Rufus' slave!
Wade - The 12 year old kid who has to ask Rufus for all the answers.
Sam - Just another of Rufus' many minions
Bonnie - Also falls madly in love with Rufus
Kanojo - Another girl who also falls madly in love with Rufus
Cowgirl - and one more of Rufus' girlfriends
Cowgirl: MMMFFFGGRRRSSSSTTTT
(Translation: No way do I love you, for heavens sakes you're naked!!!!)
Rufus: Oh and since I am a better writer than Cowgirl I will be doing it in a different style.
Cowgirl: MMMGGGRRTTTSFFF
(Translation: I AM NOT A BAD WRITER!!!!!)
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My story begins..
On a nice summer day, we join Rufus and his many adoring fans are at the beach. Rufus is surrounded by Kanojo, Cowgirl (ha, ha, ha), Bonnie, and Kim, while Ron is going to Timbuktu to get Rufus a burger.
"Ladies, these grapes are wonderful," says Rufus in between bites.
"We're so glad you like them," they all say in unison.
* Retching sound comes from behind Rufus while he types those words*
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Kanojo: Hey Cowgirl, you called me.
Rufus (trying to sound like Cowgirl): Um. * cough * I am sick don't come any closer, hey wait stop!
Kanojo: Your not Cowgirl, your that goofy little rodent who. . . wait a second what's this?
* Reads Rufus' story *
Kanojo: This is dumb!!! Your just I naked RAT! How dare you put me in your story! I should delete this right now.
* Raps Rufus up in tape *
Cowgirl: MMMMMMMMFFFFFFRRRRRSSSSSS
Kanojo: You little rat tied up my friend. How dare you!!!!
* Goes and unties Cowgirl and they walk back to Rufus*
Cowgirl: What should we do with him?
Kanojo: I don't know, should we delete his story first?
Cowgirl: Nah, we should post it!
Kanojo: But he made us look like complete idiots.
Cowgirl: You're right. We should make him an example to our cast members, that if they EVER do anything like this, they will be in big trouble.
Kanojo: Are we going to delete the story?
Cowgirl: No, but we will post it with a warning, that whoever does anything like this, will be in major trouble!
Kanojo: Ok, but before we give him the huge punishment, let me hit him over the head with my FRYING PAN OF DOOM!!!!
Rufus: oh no!!
WARNING:IF ANYONE EVER DOES ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN THERE WILL BE A ULTIMATLEY BAD PUNISHMENT!!!! AND IT WON'T BE ANYTHING AS EASY AS SCRUBBING TOILETS!