Before you eat me, no I am not trying to ruin Final Fantasy VII's wonderful
name by putting it with Pokemon. I just thought randomly of Vincent
cosplaying as a Pikachu and somehow this came out of it. Read it, it's not
as bad as you think. *coughcough*
Disclaimer: Well, I can't think of a witty disclaimer, and the one that goes "Insert witty disclaimer here" has already been taken, so I'm kind of screwed, aren't I? Know, however, that I do not own anything, including but not limited to FFVII and Pokemon.
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An extremely large Jigglypuff bounded into the Kalm convention center. Upon closer inspection one would have noticed that it was merely a cosplay outfit, as proved by the grinning head poking out of the Pokemon's mouth.
"This is gonna be so GREAT!" the head exclaimed to no one in particular. "Three days of nothing but Pokemon, Pokemon, and Pokemon!" Still grinning, the girl inside the Jigglypuff bounded over to the registration table, getting in line for an entry pass to Pokecon. To her relief there were only two people ahead of her- a lady who had dressed up as a Squirtle, and a tall man who was a Pikachu.
"Man, he has a great costume," the girl thought to herself. The Squirtle walked past, holding a Pokecon 3-day pass, and the rest of the line moved forward.
"How many days will you need a pass for?" the con worker asked the tall Pikachu.
"Three," he said quietly.
"M'kay, that'll be 300 gil... now, what name would you like on this?" The man thought for a moment.
"Pikachu-kun will do."
"Gotcha... and we'll need to write your real name on the back in case this gets lost. Mind tellin' me it?" The man looked around nervously before speaking.
"...Vincent Valentine." As the con worker wrote that down the girl in the Jigglypuff outfit gasped and poked Vincent sharply in the back.
"Vinnie?! You're a POKEMON FANATIC?!"
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Yes, I know this was a really short chapter(not to mention really, really strange) but I had this idea and it wouldn't get out of my head 'till I posted it. So here we have it. X3 Expect longer ones very soon.
Disclaimer: Well, I can't think of a witty disclaimer, and the one that goes "Insert witty disclaimer here" has already been taken, so I'm kind of screwed, aren't I? Know, however, that I do not own anything, including but not limited to FFVII and Pokemon.
*****
An extremely large Jigglypuff bounded into the Kalm convention center. Upon closer inspection one would have noticed that it was merely a cosplay outfit, as proved by the grinning head poking out of the Pokemon's mouth.
"This is gonna be so GREAT!" the head exclaimed to no one in particular. "Three days of nothing but Pokemon, Pokemon, and Pokemon!" Still grinning, the girl inside the Jigglypuff bounded over to the registration table, getting in line for an entry pass to Pokecon. To her relief there were only two people ahead of her- a lady who had dressed up as a Squirtle, and a tall man who was a Pikachu.
"Man, he has a great costume," the girl thought to herself. The Squirtle walked past, holding a Pokecon 3-day pass, and the rest of the line moved forward.
"How many days will you need a pass for?" the con worker asked the tall Pikachu.
"Three," he said quietly.
"M'kay, that'll be 300 gil... now, what name would you like on this?" The man thought for a moment.
"Pikachu-kun will do."
"Gotcha... and we'll need to write your real name on the back in case this gets lost. Mind tellin' me it?" The man looked around nervously before speaking.
"...Vincent Valentine." As the con worker wrote that down the girl in the Jigglypuff outfit gasped and poked Vincent sharply in the back.
"Vinnie?! You're a POKEMON FANATIC?!"
******
Yes, I know this was a really short chapter(not to mention really, really strange) but I had this idea and it wouldn't get out of my head 'till I posted it. So here we have it. X3 Expect longer ones very soon.