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Harry-Wait, did someone change my birthday, or did time just go by really fast?

Chris Columbus- Ha ha!

Hagrid- Okay Harry, I'll just drop you off with useless instructions and leave. Hope you find your away around this huge train station!

Harry- Gee, thanks.

(Harry wanders around, and coincidentally ends up exactly where he's supposed to be.)

Harry- "One, is the lonliest number..

Weasleys- Lets conviently walk by!

Mrs Weasley- Muggle, muggle, muggle, muggle

Harry- I think they're wizards!

Audience- Gee, ya think?

Mrs. Weasley- You poor thing! This is my only line!

Ginny- Mine too!

Fred and George- We're not funny, but it's ok cuz we're only in it for two seconds.

Bookies- Where are Percy's glasses?

(Harry goes to the train, finds a seat, and stares out the window.)

Ron- Hi! I'm your new best friend!

Harry- Hi!

Ron- Wow, I can feel the best friend vibes already.

(They skip around the corridor, singing "Best of Friends" from the "Fox and the Hound")

Harry- Ooo, candy!

Ron- I'm poor. This will make everyone feel more sorry for me. Maybe I can vene surpass you mister angst-ridden hero.

Harry- I'm rich!

(They eat all the weird food, which looks strangely like actual candy. Gee, I wonder why? Anyway, Harry finds a chocolate frog and a cheesy hologram of Dumbledore.)

CHoD- I used to be a important plot point.

Chris Columbus- Hahaha! Sucker!

Hermione- I'm the one that saves you all from being killed in virtually every book. This is our "chance" meeting.

Ron- Why's your hair crimped like that?

Hermione- So it will make it look more bushy of course!

Ron- Look at my sad excuse for a spell!

Hermione- See, I told you I was smart!

Ron- Grrrrrr