Audience- It took all day to ride the frickin train? Geez.
Hagrid- Come on kiddies! Sorry for ditching you back there Harry, but there were some characters that needed developing!
Harry- S'ok.
Hagrid- Hold those torches up high, kids! This'll be on the movie poster!
Audience- Is this really necessary?
Extras- Wow, we're stars!!!!
Susan Bones (Eleanor Columbus)- My first of ten million close-ups!
Chris Columbus- Go Eleanor! I'm going to make JK write you in, somehow!
(He cowers in fear as JK starts snapping and going "I'm gonna sock you up, boy!")
(They arrive)
McGonagall- Don't I look intimidating?
Audience- Not really, your neck is in a funny position.
McGonagall- I'll randomly leave now.
Malfoy- I am your bucktoothed, bleached haired, gelled enemy.
Audience- Sorry little chipmunk, you're not intimidating.
Malfoy- Take me hand, Harry, and I will teach you how to make your hair as bleached and gelled as mine.
Harry- Sorry, I'm sticking with the comic relief guy.
Malfoy- Grrrrr.
Crabbe/Goyle-Grrrrr.
Harry- *blinks*
Ron- *stupid grin*
McGonagall- Ok, um, well, now that all the characters have been developed, lets go!
(They all skip along merrily, down the Hogwarts halls, which are filled with pink clouds and ponies. In the backround we hear the "My Little Pony" soundtrack.)
Hermione- See I told you I was smart!
Susan Bones- I'm a star! Shine bright, shine far, don't be shy, be a star! Where you live where you are, be a star!
(A chorus of house elves start singing along with her.)
McGongall- Okay, well that was weird.
Harry- Just a bit.
McGonagall- Since our director-
Chris Columbus- Woohoo! That's me!
McGonagall- Is very intent on making this movie as short as possible, I will only sort the characters crucial to the plot.
Chris Columbus- And..?
McGonagall- (sighs) And his daughter.
Chris Columbus- Woohoo!
McGonagall- Hermione Granger.
Bookies- GRANGER HERMIONE!!! Why????????
Hermione- Oh, Billy, I'm so scared!
(Everyone looks over to see a tall man, dressed in 1930's clothes whirling a baton around.)
Harry- Where the hell did he come from?
( A/N: I promise I will give review shoutouts next chapter! Sorry I had to stop, this chapter was going to be longer. Sorry for the wait as well! You guys are awesome!!!! By the way, a gold star to anyone who can figure out what movie Susan Bones' song comes from. ;) )
Hagrid- Come on kiddies! Sorry for ditching you back there Harry, but there were some characters that needed developing!
Harry- S'ok.
Hagrid- Hold those torches up high, kids! This'll be on the movie poster!
Audience- Is this really necessary?
Extras- Wow, we're stars!!!!
Susan Bones (Eleanor Columbus)- My first of ten million close-ups!
Chris Columbus- Go Eleanor! I'm going to make JK write you in, somehow!
(He cowers in fear as JK starts snapping and going "I'm gonna sock you up, boy!")
(They arrive)
McGonagall- Don't I look intimidating?
Audience- Not really, your neck is in a funny position.
McGonagall- I'll randomly leave now.
Malfoy- I am your bucktoothed, bleached haired, gelled enemy.
Audience- Sorry little chipmunk, you're not intimidating.
Malfoy- Take me hand, Harry, and I will teach you how to make your hair as bleached and gelled as mine.
Harry- Sorry, I'm sticking with the comic relief guy.
Malfoy- Grrrrr.
Crabbe/Goyle-Grrrrr.
Harry- *blinks*
Ron- *stupid grin*
McGonagall- Ok, um, well, now that all the characters have been developed, lets go!
(They all skip along merrily, down the Hogwarts halls, which are filled with pink clouds and ponies. In the backround we hear the "My Little Pony" soundtrack.)
Hermione- See I told you I was smart!
Susan Bones- I'm a star! Shine bright, shine far, don't be shy, be a star! Where you live where you are, be a star!
(A chorus of house elves start singing along with her.)
McGongall- Okay, well that was weird.
Harry- Just a bit.
McGonagall- Since our director-
Chris Columbus- Woohoo! That's me!
McGonagall- Is very intent on making this movie as short as possible, I will only sort the characters crucial to the plot.
Chris Columbus- And..?
McGonagall- (sighs) And his daughter.
Chris Columbus- Woohoo!
McGonagall- Hermione Granger.
Bookies- GRANGER HERMIONE!!! Why????????
Hermione- Oh, Billy, I'm so scared!
(Everyone looks over to see a tall man, dressed in 1930's clothes whirling a baton around.)
Harry- Where the hell did he come from?
( A/N: I promise I will give review shoutouts next chapter! Sorry I had to stop, this chapter was going to be longer. Sorry for the wait as well! You guys are awesome!!!! By the way, a gold star to anyone who can figure out what movie Susan Bones' song comes from. ;) )