(A/N: Here you go!)
(Hermione is sorted! Um, yay!!)
Malfoy- My turn! My turn!
(He runs up, happily clapping his hands, skipping in circles. He then sits down.)
Hat- Ahh, I can smell the gel already!! Slytherin!!
(Malfoy claps his hands and skips over to the Slytherin table, where there is a huge picture of a man with extremely greasy, gelled hair, holding a bucket of greasy hair gel and smiling.)
McGonagall- Susan Bones!
(Immediately a fanfare breaks out, and a parade comes crashing into the great hall. Susan Bones is carried in on an elephant, with a spotlight on her.)
Harry- Oh, for crying out loud!
Chris Columbus- (Is dressed in a pink cheerleader outfit, with a bow in his hair.) "G-O lemma hear you say go go go go! That's right, now let me hear you say fight, fight! W-I-N lemma hear you say win, Win! Together, lets hear it, Go Fight Win Susan!!!! Woohoo!!"
(He stops, as he notices everybody staring at him.)
Harry- That was not only stupid, it was also quite disturbing.
Ron- (shaking slightly) The visions of that cheer will haunt my dreams forever.
(Harry is drawn away from this horrific sight by another man. This man has jet-black hair so greasy large quantities of it are falling to his shoulders. Gospel singers are dancing around him singing:
"Its rainin' grease, Halleluiah, It's rainin grease, Insiiiiide!!!"
Harry is very perturbed by this and decides not to worry about this.)
McGonagall- Harry Potter!!!!!
(Whisper whisper whisper)
Sorting Hat- Yo, yo yo, what's up, what's up? Its time to get busy, so lets start the sorting, right, right, right oh yah, bay bay GRYFFINDOR!!!
Harry- That was just, weird.
Dumbledore- Ok, now that all the important characters are sorted, lets start the feast!! But first.. I must do my world famous.belly dance!!
Ron (who of course is Gryffindor. You never saw him sorted? Tough.) - Can he do that?
Dumbledore- I can do anything I like Ron, I'm eccentric. (he does a weird movement with his eyes.)
Ron- Bit weird isn't he?
(A/N: Thank you to all the people who reviewed..you're the best!! BTW.. I totally didn't intend to sound like anyone else..this is all me I swear!! Honest!! Thanks again!!)
(Hermione is sorted! Um, yay!!)
Malfoy- My turn! My turn!
(He runs up, happily clapping his hands, skipping in circles. He then sits down.)
Hat- Ahh, I can smell the gel already!! Slytherin!!
(Malfoy claps his hands and skips over to the Slytherin table, where there is a huge picture of a man with extremely greasy, gelled hair, holding a bucket of greasy hair gel and smiling.)
McGonagall- Susan Bones!
(Immediately a fanfare breaks out, and a parade comes crashing into the great hall. Susan Bones is carried in on an elephant, with a spotlight on her.)
Harry- Oh, for crying out loud!
Chris Columbus- (Is dressed in a pink cheerleader outfit, with a bow in his hair.) "G-O lemma hear you say go go go go! That's right, now let me hear you say fight, fight! W-I-N lemma hear you say win, Win! Together, lets hear it, Go Fight Win Susan!!!! Woohoo!!"
(He stops, as he notices everybody staring at him.)
Harry- That was not only stupid, it was also quite disturbing.
Ron- (shaking slightly) The visions of that cheer will haunt my dreams forever.
(Harry is drawn away from this horrific sight by another man. This man has jet-black hair so greasy large quantities of it are falling to his shoulders. Gospel singers are dancing around him singing:
"Its rainin' grease, Halleluiah, It's rainin grease, Insiiiiide!!!"
Harry is very perturbed by this and decides not to worry about this.)
McGonagall- Harry Potter!!!!!
(Whisper whisper whisper)
Sorting Hat- Yo, yo yo, what's up, what's up? Its time to get busy, so lets start the sorting, right, right, right oh yah, bay bay GRYFFINDOR!!!
Harry- That was just, weird.
Dumbledore- Ok, now that all the important characters are sorted, lets start the feast!! But first.. I must do my world famous.belly dance!!
Ron (who of course is Gryffindor. You never saw him sorted? Tough.) - Can he do that?
Dumbledore- I can do anything I like Ron, I'm eccentric. (he does a weird movement with his eyes.)
Ron- Bit weird isn't he?
(A/N: Thank you to all the people who reviewed..you're the best!! BTW.. I totally didn't intend to sound like anyone else..this is all me I swear!! Honest!! Thanks again!!)