te(Disclaimer- I'm just a kid with way too much time on my hands. I don't
own Harry Potter.)
(WARNING- This chapter of HpatSP is the most random and weirdest yet. Please do not
read if you're pregnant or have a heart condition.)
(The next day, Harry and friends have a fun filled day of flying lessons. They meet
Madam Hooch, who seems to have dropped her hairdryer in the bathtub one too many
times.)
Neville- Hey, Harry, you're it!! Haha.
(Neville jubilantly flies up in the air, and promptly falls back down.)
Madame Hooch- OK, nobody move, I'm going to take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing.
(Her poor brain is so electrified from the hairdryer incidents she doesn't notice Harry hovering in the air.)
Harry (amazed)- I can fly!!
Hermione, Ron and Malfoy- He can fly!!
Hermione- But Harry, how do you fly?
Harry- It's easy! You think of a wonderful thought!
Hermione, Ron and Malfoy- Any happy little thought?
Harry- Uh, huh
Hermione- Like toys at Christmas?
Harry- Yeah, watch me now, here I go!
It's easier than pie.
Hermione- He can fly!
Ron- He can fly!
Malfoy- He flew!!
Harry- Now you try!
Hermione-I'll think of a mermaid lagoon.
Ahhh, underneath the magic moon!
Ron- I'll think I'm in a pirate's cave!
Malfoy- I think I'll be an Indian brave!
Harry- Now, everybody try!
[All:] One, two, three!
Hermione, Ron and Malfoy- We can fly, we can fly, we can fly!
(They all crash)
Harry-This won't do. What's the matter with you?
Oh, and something I forgot! Dust!
Hermione and Ron- Dust?
Malfoy- Dust?
Harry- Yep, just a little bit of pixie dust!
Now, think of the happiest things...
It's the same as having wings!
Hermione -Let's all try it... just once more.
Ron -Look, we're rising off the floor!
Malfoy- Giminee
Hermione- Oh, my!
Hermione- we can fly,
Harry- you can fly!
[All:] We can fly!!!
Harry- C'mon everybody, here we go!
All the other students- Think of a wonderful thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells Here we go!
Like a reindeer in the sky
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
Soon you'll zoom all around the room
All it takes is faith and trust
But the thing that's a positive must
Is a little bit of pixie dust
The dust is a positive must
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
When there's a smile in your heart
There's no better time to start
It's a very simple plan
You can do what the birdies can
At least it's worth a try
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
(Harry and co. are so caught up in their flying they don't notice McGonagall watching them.)
McGonagall- Harry Potter.come with me!
Harry- (flashes everyone a look) I'll be back.
McGonagall- Well, yes, congratulations Harry! You just won the lead role in this years Quidramatic production!
Harry- Quite dramatic what?
McGonagall- No, Qui-dra-mat-ic. Our school's performing arts!
Harry- Wow.
McGonagall- Hold on, I must get Wood. (She hurries off and returns with Oliver Wood. All girls swoon.)
McGonagall- Oliver, I've found you a Peter!! (Later)
Ron- Peter? But first years never make the school plays. You must be the youngest actor in a-
Harry- Century. McGonagall just told me. And it's my favorite play too! And I'm Peter Pan!
Fred and George- Congratulations Harry, Wood's just told us.
Ron- Fred and George are in the play too. They're Lost Boys.
Harry- I don't know Ron, I've only memorized the "I'm Flying" song. What if I make a fool out of myself?
Hermione (appearing)- You won't!!
(She leads them to a case, where a picture of a man with jet-black hair is dressed in green tights.)
Ron- Harry, you never told us your dad was Peter too!
Harry- (dreamily) I didn't know.
Chris Columbus- What? Oh sorry, I was off celebrating that Susan Bones had two lines in Book 5.
Everyone else- Haha, he'll never know.
(A/N- I warned you, didn't I? Now, review dang nabbit!!)
(WARNING- This chapter of HpatSP is the most random and weirdest yet. Please do not
read if you're pregnant or have a heart condition.)
(The next day, Harry and friends have a fun filled day of flying lessons. They meet
Madam Hooch, who seems to have dropped her hairdryer in the bathtub one too many
times.)
Neville- Hey, Harry, you're it!! Haha.
(Neville jubilantly flies up in the air, and promptly falls back down.)
Madame Hooch- OK, nobody move, I'm going to take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing.
(Her poor brain is so electrified from the hairdryer incidents she doesn't notice Harry hovering in the air.)
Harry (amazed)- I can fly!!
Hermione, Ron and Malfoy- He can fly!!
Hermione- But Harry, how do you fly?
Harry- It's easy! You think of a wonderful thought!
Hermione, Ron and Malfoy- Any happy little thought?
Harry- Uh, huh
Hermione- Like toys at Christmas?
Harry- Yeah, watch me now, here I go!
It's easier than pie.
Hermione- He can fly!
Ron- He can fly!
Malfoy- He flew!!
Harry- Now you try!
Hermione-I'll think of a mermaid lagoon.
Ahhh, underneath the magic moon!
Ron- I'll think I'm in a pirate's cave!
Malfoy- I think I'll be an Indian brave!
Harry- Now, everybody try!
[All:] One, two, three!
Hermione, Ron and Malfoy- We can fly, we can fly, we can fly!
(They all crash)
Harry-This won't do. What's the matter with you?
Oh, and something I forgot! Dust!
Hermione and Ron- Dust?
Malfoy- Dust?
Harry- Yep, just a little bit of pixie dust!
Now, think of the happiest things...
It's the same as having wings!
Hermione -Let's all try it... just once more.
Ron -Look, we're rising off the floor!
Malfoy- Giminee
Hermione- Oh, my!
Hermione- we can fly,
Harry- you can fly!
[All:] We can fly!!!
Harry- C'mon everybody, here we go!
All the other students- Think of a wonderful thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells Here we go!
Like a reindeer in the sky
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
Soon you'll zoom all around the room
All it takes is faith and trust
But the thing that's a positive must
Is a little bit of pixie dust
The dust is a positive must
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
When there's a smile in your heart
There's no better time to start
It's a very simple plan
You can do what the birdies can
At least it's worth a try
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
(Harry and co. are so caught up in their flying they don't notice McGonagall watching them.)
McGonagall- Harry Potter.come with me!
Harry- (flashes everyone a look) I'll be back.
McGonagall- Well, yes, congratulations Harry! You just won the lead role in this years Quidramatic production!
Harry- Quite dramatic what?
McGonagall- No, Qui-dra-mat-ic. Our school's performing arts!
Harry- Wow.
McGonagall- Hold on, I must get Wood. (She hurries off and returns with Oliver Wood. All girls swoon.)
McGonagall- Oliver, I've found you a Peter!! (Later)
Ron- Peter? But first years never make the school plays. You must be the youngest actor in a-
Harry- Century. McGonagall just told me. And it's my favorite play too! And I'm Peter Pan!
Fred and George- Congratulations Harry, Wood's just told us.
Ron- Fred and George are in the play too. They're Lost Boys.
Harry- I don't know Ron, I've only memorized the "I'm Flying" song. What if I make a fool out of myself?
Hermione (appearing)- You won't!!
(She leads them to a case, where a picture of a man with jet-black hair is dressed in green tights.)
Ron- Harry, you never told us your dad was Peter too!
Harry- (dreamily) I didn't know.
Chris Columbus- What? Oh sorry, I was off celebrating that Susan Bones had two lines in Book 5.
Everyone else- Haha, he'll never know.
(A/N- I warned you, didn't I? Now, review dang nabbit!!)