A/N: Ok, just to set the record straight, I didn't know there was a book
called Shameless
Parody, jeez! So stop being mean to me! ( Thanks to everyone who reviewed,
I love
you!)
(The next day Harry heads out to his first Quidramatic practice.) Chris Columbus- Hold up, what's this?
JK Rowling- What did you do to my book boy?
(She starts snapping around, again.)
Chris Columbus- No more of this! This is an outrage! I will not be succumbed to this slavery of listening to you people! I am director! I will fight for freedom!
(He starts to sing as a flag waves behind him.)
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
(Everyone stares at him.)
(CORRECTION: Harry heads out to the field for his first Quidditch practice.)
Oliver Wood- I am a mad psychopath in the books, but I a big stud muffin in the movies.
(All girls swoon.)
Harry- Sorry man, I don't float that boat.
Oliver- Here are my balls, hehehe don't take that the wrong way now, hehehehe.
Harry- (blinks.)
Oliver- I crack myself up!
Harry- (blinks again.)
(Later...)
(Hermione, Harry and Ron end up on the not-very-well-guarded third floor.)
Harry- This is scary. Lets run and alert everyone we're here.
(They run down a creepy looking hallway and up to a door that says: BEWARE! DO
NOT OPEN THIS DOOR YOU MORONS." But they never were the sharpest tools in
the shed, except for Hermione. They open the door to find..)
The Taco Bell Dog- Yo quiero Taco Bell.
All 3: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Harry- I thought you were gone!
Ron- Noooo!!!
(They all run, out panting.)
Hermione See-I-told-you-I-was---smart.
Ron- How does that make you smart?
Hermione- It just does!
Ron- Whatever girlfriend!
(A/N: Hardy har har har.)
(The next day Harry heads out to his first Quidramatic practice.) Chris Columbus- Hold up, what's this?
JK Rowling- What did you do to my book boy?
(She starts snapping around, again.)
Chris Columbus- No more of this! This is an outrage! I will not be succumbed to this slavery of listening to you people! I am director! I will fight for freedom!
(He starts to sing as a flag waves behind him.)
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
(Everyone stares at him.)
(CORRECTION: Harry heads out to the field for his first Quidditch practice.)
Oliver Wood- I am a mad psychopath in the books, but I a big stud muffin in the movies.
(All girls swoon.)
Harry- Sorry man, I don't float that boat.
Oliver- Here are my balls, hehehe don't take that the wrong way now, hehehehe.
Harry- (blinks.)
Oliver- I crack myself up!
Harry- (blinks again.)
(Later...)
(Hermione, Harry and Ron end up on the not-very-well-guarded third floor.)
Harry- This is scary. Lets run and alert everyone we're here.
(They run down a creepy looking hallway and up to a door that says: BEWARE! DO
NOT OPEN THIS DOOR YOU MORONS." But they never were the sharpest tools in
the shed, except for Hermione. They open the door to find..)
The Taco Bell Dog- Yo quiero Taco Bell.
All 3: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Harry- I thought you were gone!
Ron- Noooo!!!
(They all run, out panting.)
Hermione See-I-told-you-I-was---smart.
Ron- How does that make you smart?
Hermione- It just does!
Ron- Whatever girlfriend!
(A/N: Hardy har har har.)