Chapter 4: Return to Luigi's Mansion
***
Metal Shadow and Metal Sonic darted at each
other, hovering off the
ground a few inches as their booster shoes
made them fly. Sparks flung
as the two metal beings connected in combat.
Both hitting each other
with their clawed hands and blocking some
hits, sparks flying
everywhere. They communicated via electric
beeps.
Metal Sonic: (You won't win this, impostor. I
am the real Sonic!)
Metal Shadow: (You are the impostor! I am the
Ultimate Robot! You are
just a bucket of bolts compared to me!)
Metal Sonic: (I'll make you eat those words!)
They both homing attacked each other, a loud
metal CLANK ringing about
as they hit, their metallic bodies colliding.
Metal Sonic's metal hand
smashed into Metal Shadow's face, sending him
through three trees,
knocking each tree to the ground in a huge
smoke plume.
Metal Shadow sprung up quickly and activated
a dark black sheild,
colliding with Metal Sonic in a huge
explosion. He landed unharmed. Metal
Sonic fell to the ground, smoke billowing off
him. He leapt up, brushing
himself off. His eyes glared at Metal Shadow
as he ran at him, homing
attacking Him numerous times, sending the
mechanical hedgehog into a
mountain side. Metal Shadow laid under a pile
of rocks. His opponent
charged up and ran at him, his gears
whirring.
Metal Shadow: (Take this, Faker!)
He created a dark purple disc and flung it at
Metal Sonic. In a fray of
sparks, Metal Sonic's right arm was sliced
off him, falling to the ground.
Metal Shadow leapt in front of the wounded
robot, his chest plate
opened. Out came a large metal claw, which
grabed Metal Sonic by his
head and began slamming him into the ground
numerous times. Metal
Sonic's eyes flickered electronicly as he was
loosing energy. He grabbed
the metal claw with his remaining hand and
squeezed hard, twisting and
turning the metal claw, ripping it from
Shadow's chest with all his
strength. He swung it like a Baseball bat
back at metal Shadow, sending
the robot flying.
Metal Shadow: (We'll meet again, faker!)
**
Link, Luigi, and Eggman walked through the
woods, using Tails' computer
to track chaos emeralds. They were en route
to the gold emerald.
Eggman scratched his chin as he stood paused
in his Eggwalker.
Eggman: The computer says Metal is around
here somewhere.
Eggman zoomed in.
Eggman: Fairy Boy! To your left!
Link nodded and ran to his left reluctantly,
doing Eggman a favor wasn't
his best choice but they needed all the help
they could. Link came to
Metal Sonic, laying on the ground shut down.
Eggman and Luigi came up behind Link.
Eggman: What the ****? He must have went
after Shadow..
Luigi: He looks-a like he got in a fight with
a blender!
Link and Eggman:.........
Luigi: Ok So I'm-a no good at the jokes!
Eggman: I Need to repair him, Stat!
***
Marth, Roy, Zelda, Yoshi, and Game And Watch
made their way around
Isle Delfino, having recieved a ticket from
Peach.
Marth: I wonder how a Chaos Emerald wound up
on this place.
Roy: Yes, It is oddly pecuiliar.
Yoshi: Oompapa! Sunny! Mmmm Fruit!
Zelda: Ech! this dress just ISNT for walking.
She threw a smoke ball on the ground with a
loud snap, and when the
smoke cleared Shiek stood where she had.
Shiek: Much better outfit for traveling.
Game and Watch: Beep Beep Bloop!
Shark L. Eye: Hello hello! Im Shark L. Eye
the sunshade guy! Shades and
Isle Delfino Hawian Shirts for sale here!
Roy: Shades and Shirts?
Shiek: Ooh! Ooh! I'll buy'em! Yeah yeah!
A loud rumble erupted and the sun began to
vanish. A large billboard
began to play an urgent news message.
News Reporter: This just in! Town Central is
under attack by..This
cannot be right...Sonic the hedgehog!
The news camera showed Shadow standing atop
the highest point of
town central, using a vaccum cleaner to suck
up all the sunshine sprites
from the Island.
Shadow: These things will be great slave
drones to use their power to
run my Death Gamma Ray!
Shadow held up the gold chaos emerald,
clutching it in his hand.
Marth: Lets get over there! He's got the
chaos emerald!
Marth and Roy drew their swords, running at
top speed. Game and Watch
rode Yoshi as he ran as fast as he could
towards town central, having to
guide the dinosaur away from fruits. Shiek
leaped from building to building
towards the central.
Shadow frowned as he saw the heroes on their
way there.
Shadow: Everywhere I go these morons are
there.
Shiek leapt from behind and planted a foot on
Shadow's back, sending
him falling into the water. The gold emerald
skid across the cement,into
the fountain. Roy leapt after it, about to
grab it.
Shadow: Oh No you don't, human! Chaos Spear!
The spear drove into Roy and knocked him into
the fountain's statue,
knocking it over and into pieces. Shadow
leapt in a ball into the air,
zipping at the fountain to grab his emerald.
Yoshi came up from behind
and leapt into the air, doing a ground pound
onto Shadow, who was
knocked into a building side. Yoshi shot his
tongue out and grabbed the
emerald, swallowing it in a gulp.
Shadow: ****! Time to make you extinct, Dino-
breath!
Game and Watch leapt off of yoshi and began
flipping burnt bacon at
Shadow. He smirked and dodged them all.
Shadow: Chaos Spear!
The spear hit yoshi and sent him to the
ground. Shadow leapt into the
air and homing attacked yoshi in the gut, The
chaos emerald being
caughed up along with fruit pieces, some
shyguy remains, and gastric
juices. Shadow grabbed the emeald and
smirked.
Marth: Yehanetagrae!
The sword smacked into Shadow's side, who
growled and back handed
Marth,sending him into the large pillar where
the shinesprites use to lay.
Shadow: Can't you fools see that I am the
ultimate?
Shiek leapt at Shadow, swinging a silver
chain and whipping it across the
hedgehog's face. Shadow leapt up and homing
attacked shiek, knocking
her mask off and sending her into a pool of
bloopers.
Yoshi leapt at Shadow. Shadow growled,
beginning to become annoyed.
He side stepped and grabbed Yoshi by the
neck.
Shadow: Time to show you what the ultimate
life form can do!
With a loud SNAP CRACK Shadow spun Yoshi's
head in a direction it
wasn't meant to go. Yoshi's eyes rolled back
and Shadow let go, letting
the dinosaur fall to the ground in a bloody
heap.
Roy: No! Hiyah!
He held up his sword and made it crash down,
causing a huge Explosion,
Shadow being sent back a bit.
Shadow: This game grows tired. Chaos Spear!
The Spear singed right through Roy's armor,
creating a huge hole in the
armor and sending Roy toppling to the ground,
conciousness ripped from
him.
Marth: Roy!
Marth charged at Shadow, his sword ready.
Shadow leapt into the air,
his spikes became metal as he flew at Marth
in his buzzsaw attack,
slicing the swordsman in the chest and making
a huge gash, sending the
hero on top of his unconcious companion.
Shiek leapt from the water.
Shiek: **** you.
Shark L. Eye suddenly ran from the side,
wabbling his lard *** at
Shadow.
Shark L. Eye: Take this!
He fired an energy engulfed coconut at
Shadow, it hitting the side of his
head.
Shadow: I grow tired of this, theres no time
to play games.
Chaos..Control!
Shadow warped from the area, shine sprites
and Chaos emerald in hand.
***
Mario, Knuckles, and Cortex made their way up
the stairs to the sacred
temple, reaching the last flight. Mario was
tired, but cortex had his hover
machine and Knuckles was flying and climbing
walls.
Mario: Stupid! Why-a am I the only one
without-a the powers?
Cortex: Because you are a plumber with a bad
accent and an astonishing
appatite for food.
Mario: Fooood
His eyes had hearts in them. Knuckles waved
his hand in front of the
plumber's face and snapped his fingers.
Knuckles: Mario? Maaaario? Earth to mario!
Ugh its useless.
Cortex: I dont see why Im helping that
infernal bandicoot!
Knuckles: Same reason Eggman is helping us,
without a world theres
nothing to conquer...and plus youd probably
be killed.
Cortex: Oooh yeah!
They finally got to the temple, Mario falling
to his knees.
Mario:Need..to..breath..Need...Inhaler..Need...Pizza
Knuckles: oookay....He scares me.
Cortex: Yes, I think Crash is sane now.
Knuckles: Well theres the temple. This hero
is suppose to be in there,
yes?
Mario: Ok! Let-a go!
Mario ran ahead and into the temple.
Knuckles: Reminds me of sonic...a pain in the
***.
They both entered to see Mario sitting there
munching on air.
Mario: Mmm Pizza...Pizza...
Knuckles: Eh?
Cortex: This place is boobytrapped, hes
probably hallucinating about his
most desired thing.
Knuckles: Mario desires pizza over money and
girls?
Cortex: Beleive so.
Mario: Mumameya!
A big bowwow suddenly broke through, chomping
its jaws
***
Luigi, Link, Metal Sonic, and Eggman made
their way into the haunted
mansion lobby. The Computer had led them to
Luigi's Mansion.
Luigi: I though this place had vanished.
E.Gadd from behind: Not quite ma'boy! I moved
it so I could live in it!
Eggman: Gadd!
E.Gadd: EGGMAN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER!
Eggman: You dult!
Gadd: We were roommates and rivals in
Scientist college...Until he went
evil because he saw that documentary on
hedgehogs.
Link: Well listen have you seen..
Gadd: A chaos emerald? Yeah! It was here a
minute ago, but Sonic came
by and demaned if I didnt hand it over he'd
kill me. Then some boos came
and stole it!
Luigi whipped out his Poltergust 3000.
Luigi: If theres something strange, in a big
huanted mansion. Who ya
gonna call? LUIGI! Na na ana!
Eggman: For the love of god stop!
Metal Sonic headed down a hallway. The others
followed, all equipped
with Poltergusts. Gadd and Eggman argued the
whole way there.
Link: Will you old men stop fighting.
A door swung open and a figure stepped
through...and everyone
screamed.
***
***
Metal Shadow and Metal Sonic darted at each
other, hovering off the
ground a few inches as their booster shoes
made them fly. Sparks flung
as the two metal beings connected in combat.
Both hitting each other
with their clawed hands and blocking some
hits, sparks flying
everywhere. They communicated via electric
beeps.
Metal Sonic: (You won't win this, impostor. I
am the real Sonic!)
Metal Shadow: (You are the impostor! I am the
Ultimate Robot! You are
just a bucket of bolts compared to me!)
Metal Sonic: (I'll make you eat those words!)
They both homing attacked each other, a loud
metal CLANK ringing about
as they hit, their metallic bodies colliding.
Metal Sonic's metal hand
smashed into Metal Shadow's face, sending him
through three trees,
knocking each tree to the ground in a huge
smoke plume.
Metal Shadow sprung up quickly and activated
a dark black sheild,
colliding with Metal Sonic in a huge
explosion. He landed unharmed. Metal
Sonic fell to the ground, smoke billowing off
him. He leapt up, brushing
himself off. His eyes glared at Metal Shadow
as he ran at him, homing
attacking Him numerous times, sending the
mechanical hedgehog into a
mountain side. Metal Shadow laid under a pile
of rocks. His opponent
charged up and ran at him, his gears
whirring.
Metal Shadow: (Take this, Faker!)
He created a dark purple disc and flung it at
Metal Sonic. In a fray of
sparks, Metal Sonic's right arm was sliced
off him, falling to the ground.
Metal Shadow leapt in front of the wounded
robot, his chest plate
opened. Out came a large metal claw, which
grabed Metal Sonic by his
head and began slamming him into the ground
numerous times. Metal
Sonic's eyes flickered electronicly as he was
loosing energy. He grabbed
the metal claw with his remaining hand and
squeezed hard, twisting and
turning the metal claw, ripping it from
Shadow's chest with all his
strength. He swung it like a Baseball bat
back at metal Shadow, sending
the robot flying.
Metal Shadow: (We'll meet again, faker!)
**
Link, Luigi, and Eggman walked through the
woods, using Tails' computer
to track chaos emeralds. They were en route
to the gold emerald.
Eggman scratched his chin as he stood paused
in his Eggwalker.
Eggman: The computer says Metal is around
here somewhere.
Eggman zoomed in.
Eggman: Fairy Boy! To your left!
Link nodded and ran to his left reluctantly,
doing Eggman a favor wasn't
his best choice but they needed all the help
they could. Link came to
Metal Sonic, laying on the ground shut down.
Eggman and Luigi came up behind Link.
Eggman: What the ****? He must have went
after Shadow..
Luigi: He looks-a like he got in a fight with
a blender!
Link and Eggman:.........
Luigi: Ok So I'm-a no good at the jokes!
Eggman: I Need to repair him, Stat!
***
Marth, Roy, Zelda, Yoshi, and Game And Watch
made their way around
Isle Delfino, having recieved a ticket from
Peach.
Marth: I wonder how a Chaos Emerald wound up
on this place.
Roy: Yes, It is oddly pecuiliar.
Yoshi: Oompapa! Sunny! Mmmm Fruit!
Zelda: Ech! this dress just ISNT for walking.
She threw a smoke ball on the ground with a
loud snap, and when the
smoke cleared Shiek stood where she had.
Shiek: Much better outfit for traveling.
Game and Watch: Beep Beep Bloop!
Shark L. Eye: Hello hello! Im Shark L. Eye
the sunshade guy! Shades and
Isle Delfino Hawian Shirts for sale here!
Roy: Shades and Shirts?
Shiek: Ooh! Ooh! I'll buy'em! Yeah yeah!
A loud rumble erupted and the sun began to
vanish. A large billboard
began to play an urgent news message.
News Reporter: This just in! Town Central is
under attack by..This
cannot be right...Sonic the hedgehog!
The news camera showed Shadow standing atop
the highest point of
town central, using a vaccum cleaner to suck
up all the sunshine sprites
from the Island.
Shadow: These things will be great slave
drones to use their power to
run my Death Gamma Ray!
Shadow held up the gold chaos emerald,
clutching it in his hand.
Marth: Lets get over there! He's got the
chaos emerald!
Marth and Roy drew their swords, running at
top speed. Game and Watch
rode Yoshi as he ran as fast as he could
towards town central, having to
guide the dinosaur away from fruits. Shiek
leaped from building to building
towards the central.
Shadow frowned as he saw the heroes on their
way there.
Shadow: Everywhere I go these morons are
there.
Shiek leapt from behind and planted a foot on
Shadow's back, sending
him falling into the water. The gold emerald
skid across the cement,into
the fountain. Roy leapt after it, about to
grab it.
Shadow: Oh No you don't, human! Chaos Spear!
The spear drove into Roy and knocked him into
the fountain's statue,
knocking it over and into pieces. Shadow
leapt in a ball into the air,
zipping at the fountain to grab his emerald.
Yoshi came up from behind
and leapt into the air, doing a ground pound
onto Shadow, who was
knocked into a building side. Yoshi shot his
tongue out and grabbed the
emerald, swallowing it in a gulp.
Shadow: ****! Time to make you extinct, Dino-
breath!
Game and Watch leapt off of yoshi and began
flipping burnt bacon at
Shadow. He smirked and dodged them all.
Shadow: Chaos Spear!
The spear hit yoshi and sent him to the
ground. Shadow leapt into the
air and homing attacked yoshi in the gut, The
chaos emerald being
caughed up along with fruit pieces, some
shyguy remains, and gastric
juices. Shadow grabbed the emeald and
smirked.
Marth: Yehanetagrae!
The sword smacked into Shadow's side, who
growled and back handed
Marth,sending him into the large pillar where
the shinesprites use to lay.
Shadow: Can't you fools see that I am the
ultimate?
Shiek leapt at Shadow, swinging a silver
chain and whipping it across the
hedgehog's face. Shadow leapt up and homing
attacked shiek, knocking
her mask off and sending her into a pool of
bloopers.
Yoshi leapt at Shadow. Shadow growled,
beginning to become annoyed.
He side stepped and grabbed Yoshi by the
neck.
Shadow: Time to show you what the ultimate
life form can do!
With a loud SNAP CRACK Shadow spun Yoshi's
head in a direction it
wasn't meant to go. Yoshi's eyes rolled back
and Shadow let go, letting
the dinosaur fall to the ground in a bloody
heap.
Roy: No! Hiyah!
He held up his sword and made it crash down,
causing a huge Explosion,
Shadow being sent back a bit.
Shadow: This game grows tired. Chaos Spear!
The Spear singed right through Roy's armor,
creating a huge hole in the
armor and sending Roy toppling to the ground,
conciousness ripped from
him.
Marth: Roy!
Marth charged at Shadow, his sword ready.
Shadow leapt into the air,
his spikes became metal as he flew at Marth
in his buzzsaw attack,
slicing the swordsman in the chest and making
a huge gash, sending the
hero on top of his unconcious companion.
Shiek leapt from the water.
Shiek: **** you.
Shark L. Eye suddenly ran from the side,
wabbling his lard *** at
Shadow.
Shark L. Eye: Take this!
He fired an energy engulfed coconut at
Shadow, it hitting the side of his
head.
Shadow: I grow tired of this, theres no time
to play games.
Chaos..Control!
Shadow warped from the area, shine sprites
and Chaos emerald in hand.
***
Mario, Knuckles, and Cortex made their way up
the stairs to the sacred
temple, reaching the last flight. Mario was
tired, but cortex had his hover
machine and Knuckles was flying and climbing
walls.
Mario: Stupid! Why-a am I the only one
without-a the powers?
Cortex: Because you are a plumber with a bad
accent and an astonishing
appatite for food.
Mario: Fooood
His eyes had hearts in them. Knuckles waved
his hand in front of the
plumber's face and snapped his fingers.
Knuckles: Mario? Maaaario? Earth to mario!
Ugh its useless.
Cortex: I dont see why Im helping that
infernal bandicoot!
Knuckles: Same reason Eggman is helping us,
without a world theres
nothing to conquer...and plus youd probably
be killed.
Cortex: Oooh yeah!
They finally got to the temple, Mario falling
to his knees.
Mario:Need..to..breath..Need...Inhaler..Need...Pizza
Knuckles: oookay....He scares me.
Cortex: Yes, I think Crash is sane now.
Knuckles: Well theres the temple. This hero
is suppose to be in there,
yes?
Mario: Ok! Let-a go!
Mario ran ahead and into the temple.
Knuckles: Reminds me of sonic...a pain in the
***.
They both entered to see Mario sitting there
munching on air.
Mario: Mmm Pizza...Pizza...
Knuckles: Eh?
Cortex: This place is boobytrapped, hes
probably hallucinating about his
most desired thing.
Knuckles: Mario desires pizza over money and
girls?
Cortex: Beleive so.
Mario: Mumameya!
A big bowwow suddenly broke through, chomping
its jaws
***
Luigi, Link, Metal Sonic, and Eggman made
their way into the haunted
mansion lobby. The Computer had led them to
Luigi's Mansion.
Luigi: I though this place had vanished.
E.Gadd from behind: Not quite ma'boy! I moved
it so I could live in it!
Eggman: Gadd!
E.Gadd: EGGMAN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER!
Eggman: You dult!
Gadd: We were roommates and rivals in
Scientist college...Until he went
evil because he saw that documentary on
hedgehogs.
Link: Well listen have you seen..
Gadd: A chaos emerald? Yeah! It was here a
minute ago, but Sonic came
by and demaned if I didnt hand it over he'd
kill me. Then some boos came
and stole it!
Luigi whipped out his Poltergust 3000.
Luigi: If theres something strange, in a big
huanted mansion. Who ya
gonna call? LUIGI! Na na ana!
Eggman: For the love of god stop!
Metal Sonic headed down a hallway. The others
followed, all equipped
with Poltergusts. Gadd and Eggman argued the
whole way there.
Link: Will you old men stop fighting.
A door swung open and a figure stepped
through...and everyone
screamed.
***