Luigi switched on his Poltergust 3000 as King Boo came out of the
doorway.
Luigi: Yeeee-aaaaaaaggg!
He turn to run away, unfortunatley they were
in a hallway. He ran into
the wall behind him.
Eggman: Arg! You are such a big help,
Ghostduster!
Luigi: M-m-umamea!
Link: The King of Boos?
Luigi: That's supposed to be Bowser's ghost!!
H-how is king boo here?
King Boo: I remember it just like it was
yesterday!
**Flashback: 2 hours ago**
Shadow unsheeted his giant silver lazer
cannon, tossing the 5th chaos
emerald into it.
Shadow: Dr. Gerald Robotnik's ultimate
creation, The death gamma ray,
5x the power of the Eclipse Cannon. With this
I'll be able to rule all
dimensions, every single one...
Bowser: Yes...And remember out deal. I
personally get to kill those idiotic
plumbers Retardio and Loserigi...Along with
their cousins Lardio and
WaLooserigi.
Shadow: Yes sure.
Bowser examined the lazer ray, at its bottom
was a huge pillar sized
electric bolt leading to an electric colored
energyball in the core
underground lair of the labratory.
Bowser: oooh that looks dasterdly evil!
Shadow: Don't touch that you fool!
Bowser touched the electric bolt, screaming
in pain as the electricity
surged through his body, His hair and shell
catching on fire before
spreading all over him.
Shadow: And he said the plumber was
Retardio...
Bowser's corpse fell to the ground, a white
fog swirled from it and out
popped King Boo!
Shadow: Ah, Bowser. At least in this form you
are a little bit smarter.
King Boo: WahHaHaHa!
Shadow: Go to your haunted mansion, King Boo.
Your order is to get the
chaos emerald from within it. After it is
retrieved, you may own the
mansion. Go now
King Boo: Yes Shadow!
***
Eggman: The Death Gamma Ray?! Oh ****! No!
Link: Bowser is dumber then I thought.
Luigi: K-king B-boo I demand you h-hand over
the emerald!
King Boo: Yeah sure, Scardy cat. One, I'd
never do that. Two, Even if I
would do that, a traitor group of boos
calling themselves the Boorebles
took it and are hiding in the Mansion
somewhere.
Luigi: Then we will get the emerald for us!
Luigi ran down the hallway, Vaccum on.
King Boo: Not if I can get it first!
Boohahahaha!
King Boo vanished in a flicker of fog.
Eggman: E.gadd, tell me, What the **** dd you
ever see in that Loser,
Luigi?
E.Gadd: I have no clue...No clue
whatsoever... I must have eaten Stupid
Cereal.
Link twirled his Poltergust: Well we better
go after the coward.
Eggman: Yes, The ghostduster won't survive by
himself for too long...
***
Fox: He's awake!
Sonic coughed up some water and opened his
eyes. He sat up and wiped
his mouth clear of the water.
Sonic: Wh-what happened? Ugh I feal like I
overate on the Chilli Dogs.
Wario: CHILLI DOGS?! WHERE!!?!
Waluigi: Calm down, Lard boy.
Krystal: Ah! Sonic is awake!
She rushed over and grabbed his neck. She
began to choke and thrash
him.
Krystal: WHATS THE DEAL NEARLY KILLING ME AND
STEALING MY CHAOS
EMERALD YOU RODENT!
Donkey Kong: Help! The fox lost it!
Samus: Gah!
Samus and Fox pulled her off of Sonic, who
grabbed his neck.
Sonic: ****, that hurt.
Fox: Krystal, That wasn't sonic. It was
Shadow the Hedgehog.
Krystal: Shadow the who?
SOnic: Shadow! Now I remember! That
faker...He thinks he beat me... I
adda pound him!
Donkey kong: Sonic, he did beat you. You've
been out for almost a full
day!
Sonic: Fox, still have that chaos emerald?
Fox: No...Shadow's metal wannabe stole
it...I'm sorry.
Sonic: ****it! This is no good.
Waluigi: According to the airmail report we
just got from a Paratroopa,
Shadow has five chaos emeralds!
Sonic: 5?! Hes almost got them all! I have to
go!
Fox: Sonic Wait!
It was too late, sonic had run off into the
forest.
Fox: **** Hedgehog.
***
Knuckles, Mario, and Cortex made their way
deep into the temple, it
seemed like an old egyptian temple inside.
Mario: Mumamea! this place needs-a more
light!
Knuckles: Quit complaining and keep searching
for...for...whatever we're
looking for.
Cortex: We're looking for the hero trapped in
crystal. To get him out the
keeper of the Master emerald, thats
Knucksforbrains there must punch it.
Voice: That sounds intriquing.
Knuckles looked to his right and glared,
seeing someone he least
expected.
Knuckles: Rouge, what are you doing here.
Rouge the bat walked out of the shadows. One
hand on her hip, the
other gripping the light blue chaos emerald.
Rouge: I followed a signal up here for some
jewels, and I thought you
may want this.
Knuckles: How can we trust you.
Rouge: Hey, if the world is ruled by Shadow
how can I collect my jewels?
Cortex: So hand over the emerald you
miserable bandicoot...err..Bat
lady!
Knuckles: Yes..
Rouge: After we get out of here I will. I saw
your hero you are searching
for. Follow me.
They followed her off into the darkness.
***
Luigi, Link, Eggman, and Gadd walked through
the corridors and hallways
of the Mansion, searching closets and such
for the Boorebels. The
Gameboy Horror showed no sighs of Boo
location. Eggman had been
gathering all the gold bards and blue orbs
her could find.
E.Gadd: Oh! oh! The Gameboy horror is getting
a signal!
Luigi: Yes!
He ran to the door, turned the knob, and ran
into the door...literaly. It
was locked. Luigi rubbed the big bruise on
his head.
Luigi: Owzer!
E.Gadd: Look on that table, a torch...Maybe
using your poltergust
element powers to light it could help?
***
Marth, Roy, Shark L. Eye, Game and Watch, and
Shiek made their way
through the jungle. They had come to Donkey
Kong's jungle following a
strange noise. They leapt over a rock and
log, then came to clearing.
They soon came to...Shadow!
Shadow: Don't you pathetic fools ever give
up?
Marth: Give us back the emerald!
Shadow: I don't have time to hang out with
the likes of you. My new
minion does. Come, Xeno.
Out of the bushes next to him came..an alien.
It stood eight feet tall,
with green skin. It had large bulging black
eyes, they seemed like they
had now life. Its mouth was human, even with
human teeth. It growled
and talked in a language they couldn't
understand.
Shadow: Xeno here came to earth following a
signal I sent out. He's
hostile. Have fun, alien scum.
Shadow leapt away as the alien hissed like a
lizard. Out of his wrists
came long sword blades, and he leapt from
tree to tree like a monkey or
a spider. He leapt onto Shark L. Eye and
tackled him, slashing him with
sharp claws on his hands and feet, then
stabbing him in the neck with a
blade. He chuckled unhuman like and turned,
Snarling at the others.
Roy: Marth! Take Shiek and leave, hes mine!
Xeno and Roy began to square off, circling
eachother to see whod make
the first move. Roy charged and slashed with
his sword, knocking Xeno
to the ground. Marth and Shiek ran, but Metal
Shadow leapt in there
way.
***
Luigi sprayed the fire on the torch, it
sprung to life. A treasure chest
dropped, and Luigi opened it. He whipped out
a key and smiled at the
others, holding it for them to see. He
slipped it into the slot on the door
and opened the door.
Link: Looks fine to me.
E.Gadd: Be wary, Link. These ghosts hide
well.
Suddenly, five ghosts appeared, the biggest
with the orange chaos
emerald in its belly, it was transparent so
they could see it.
Luigi: Ready Guys?
They all held out their Poltergusts.
Booregard: Boohahaha! You won't get this
emerald, Looserigi! Not even
King Boo can! Mehhehehehhe!
Luigi: We'll see...
They turned on their vaccums, aiming them at
the ghosts. The ghosts
screamed and tried to avoid them, all except
Booregard, the leader.
Booregard: Ha! That won't be enough,
Looserigi.
***
Sonic kept walking through the jungle,
looking for shadow. He heard a
twig snap, stopped on alert. Someone was
coming up from behind to
tackle him. He whipped around and kicked. The
attacker was sent into a
tree.
Sonic: Ha! though you could sneak up on me
didja...AMY?!
Amy: Sonic You dult! That hurt!
Sonic: Amy what are you doing here!
Amy: Fox told me where you were!
Sonic: Go! Im going after shadow, this is no
place for a little girl.
Amy: Why do you always leave me behind,
Sonic!!
Shadow from a tree: So sonic, that pesky girl
is still following you
around.
Sonic: Shadow!
Sonic was about to fight, but he blinked. Amy
would be hurt, she'd get in
the way. He took a minute to ponder what to
do, then grabbed her and
ran.
Shadow: That isn't going to work! Theres no
escape.
Voice: HALT!
A blast came from the side and hit the tree,
Shadow narrowly dodged.
Sonic: Is that...E102?!
The robot known as E-102 stood with his gun
barrel ready.
Shadow: Bah, another trash can.
***
The Ice Climbers, Kooper the blue shelled
Koopa Turtle, Goombario the
goomba, and Betty the Bob-omb walked through
the remains of peach's
castle.
Popo: Where is that thing Peach told us to
find.
Nana: I don't know, what was it called?
Goombario: I thought yous guys knew!
Kooper: Oh great! We don't even know what
we're looking for!
***
doorway.
Luigi: Yeeee-aaaaaaaggg!
He turn to run away, unfortunatley they were
in a hallway. He ran into
the wall behind him.
Eggman: Arg! You are such a big help,
Ghostduster!
Luigi: M-m-umamea!
Link: The King of Boos?
Luigi: That's supposed to be Bowser's ghost!!
H-how is king boo here?
King Boo: I remember it just like it was
yesterday!
**Flashback: 2 hours ago**
Shadow unsheeted his giant silver lazer
cannon, tossing the 5th chaos
emerald into it.
Shadow: Dr. Gerald Robotnik's ultimate
creation, The death gamma ray,
5x the power of the Eclipse Cannon. With this
I'll be able to rule all
dimensions, every single one...
Bowser: Yes...And remember out deal. I
personally get to kill those idiotic
plumbers Retardio and Loserigi...Along with
their cousins Lardio and
WaLooserigi.
Shadow: Yes sure.
Bowser examined the lazer ray, at its bottom
was a huge pillar sized
electric bolt leading to an electric colored
energyball in the core
underground lair of the labratory.
Bowser: oooh that looks dasterdly evil!
Shadow: Don't touch that you fool!
Bowser touched the electric bolt, screaming
in pain as the electricity
surged through his body, His hair and shell
catching on fire before
spreading all over him.
Shadow: And he said the plumber was
Retardio...
Bowser's corpse fell to the ground, a white
fog swirled from it and out
popped King Boo!
Shadow: Ah, Bowser. At least in this form you
are a little bit smarter.
King Boo: WahHaHaHa!
Shadow: Go to your haunted mansion, King Boo.
Your order is to get the
chaos emerald from within it. After it is
retrieved, you may own the
mansion. Go now
King Boo: Yes Shadow!
***
Eggman: The Death Gamma Ray?! Oh ****! No!
Link: Bowser is dumber then I thought.
Luigi: K-king B-boo I demand you h-hand over
the emerald!
King Boo: Yeah sure, Scardy cat. One, I'd
never do that. Two, Even if I
would do that, a traitor group of boos
calling themselves the Boorebles
took it and are hiding in the Mansion
somewhere.
Luigi: Then we will get the emerald for us!
Luigi ran down the hallway, Vaccum on.
King Boo: Not if I can get it first!
Boohahahaha!
King Boo vanished in a flicker of fog.
Eggman: E.gadd, tell me, What the **** dd you
ever see in that Loser,
Luigi?
E.Gadd: I have no clue...No clue
whatsoever... I must have eaten Stupid
Cereal.
Link twirled his Poltergust: Well we better
go after the coward.
Eggman: Yes, The ghostduster won't survive by
himself for too long...
***
Fox: He's awake!
Sonic coughed up some water and opened his
eyes. He sat up and wiped
his mouth clear of the water.
Sonic: Wh-what happened? Ugh I feal like I
overate on the Chilli Dogs.
Wario: CHILLI DOGS?! WHERE!!?!
Waluigi: Calm down, Lard boy.
Krystal: Ah! Sonic is awake!
She rushed over and grabbed his neck. She
began to choke and thrash
him.
Krystal: WHATS THE DEAL NEARLY KILLING ME AND
STEALING MY CHAOS
EMERALD YOU RODENT!
Donkey Kong: Help! The fox lost it!
Samus: Gah!
Samus and Fox pulled her off of Sonic, who
grabbed his neck.
Sonic: ****, that hurt.
Fox: Krystal, That wasn't sonic. It was
Shadow the Hedgehog.
Krystal: Shadow the who?
SOnic: Shadow! Now I remember! That
faker...He thinks he beat me... I
adda pound him!
Donkey kong: Sonic, he did beat you. You've
been out for almost a full
day!
Sonic: Fox, still have that chaos emerald?
Fox: No...Shadow's metal wannabe stole
it...I'm sorry.
Sonic: ****it! This is no good.
Waluigi: According to the airmail report we
just got from a Paratroopa,
Shadow has five chaos emeralds!
Sonic: 5?! Hes almost got them all! I have to
go!
Fox: Sonic Wait!
It was too late, sonic had run off into the
forest.
Fox: **** Hedgehog.
***
Knuckles, Mario, and Cortex made their way
deep into the temple, it
seemed like an old egyptian temple inside.
Mario: Mumamea! this place needs-a more
light!
Knuckles: Quit complaining and keep searching
for...for...whatever we're
looking for.
Cortex: We're looking for the hero trapped in
crystal. To get him out the
keeper of the Master emerald, thats
Knucksforbrains there must punch it.
Voice: That sounds intriquing.
Knuckles looked to his right and glared,
seeing someone he least
expected.
Knuckles: Rouge, what are you doing here.
Rouge the bat walked out of the shadows. One
hand on her hip, the
other gripping the light blue chaos emerald.
Rouge: I followed a signal up here for some
jewels, and I thought you
may want this.
Knuckles: How can we trust you.
Rouge: Hey, if the world is ruled by Shadow
how can I collect my jewels?
Cortex: So hand over the emerald you
miserable bandicoot...err..Bat
lady!
Knuckles: Yes..
Rouge: After we get out of here I will. I saw
your hero you are searching
for. Follow me.
They followed her off into the darkness.
***
Luigi, Link, Eggman, and Gadd walked through
the corridors and hallways
of the Mansion, searching closets and such
for the Boorebels. The
Gameboy Horror showed no sighs of Boo
location. Eggman had been
gathering all the gold bards and blue orbs
her could find.
E.Gadd: Oh! oh! The Gameboy horror is getting
a signal!
Luigi: Yes!
He ran to the door, turned the knob, and ran
into the door...literaly. It
was locked. Luigi rubbed the big bruise on
his head.
Luigi: Owzer!
E.Gadd: Look on that table, a torch...Maybe
using your poltergust
element powers to light it could help?
***
Marth, Roy, Shark L. Eye, Game and Watch, and
Shiek made their way
through the jungle. They had come to Donkey
Kong's jungle following a
strange noise. They leapt over a rock and
log, then came to clearing.
They soon came to...Shadow!
Shadow: Don't you pathetic fools ever give
up?
Marth: Give us back the emerald!
Shadow: I don't have time to hang out with
the likes of you. My new
minion does. Come, Xeno.
Out of the bushes next to him came..an alien.
It stood eight feet tall,
with green skin. It had large bulging black
eyes, they seemed like they
had now life. Its mouth was human, even with
human teeth. It growled
and talked in a language they couldn't
understand.
Shadow: Xeno here came to earth following a
signal I sent out. He's
hostile. Have fun, alien scum.
Shadow leapt away as the alien hissed like a
lizard. Out of his wrists
came long sword blades, and he leapt from
tree to tree like a monkey or
a spider. He leapt onto Shark L. Eye and
tackled him, slashing him with
sharp claws on his hands and feet, then
stabbing him in the neck with a
blade. He chuckled unhuman like and turned,
Snarling at the others.
Roy: Marth! Take Shiek and leave, hes mine!
Xeno and Roy began to square off, circling
eachother to see whod make
the first move. Roy charged and slashed with
his sword, knocking Xeno
to the ground. Marth and Shiek ran, but Metal
Shadow leapt in there
way.
***
Luigi sprayed the fire on the torch, it
sprung to life. A treasure chest
dropped, and Luigi opened it. He whipped out
a key and smiled at the
others, holding it for them to see. He
slipped it into the slot on the door
and opened the door.
Link: Looks fine to me.
E.Gadd: Be wary, Link. These ghosts hide
well.
Suddenly, five ghosts appeared, the biggest
with the orange chaos
emerald in its belly, it was transparent so
they could see it.
Luigi: Ready Guys?
They all held out their Poltergusts.
Booregard: Boohahaha! You won't get this
emerald, Looserigi! Not even
King Boo can! Mehhehehehhe!
Luigi: We'll see...
They turned on their vaccums, aiming them at
the ghosts. The ghosts
screamed and tried to avoid them, all except
Booregard, the leader.
Booregard: Ha! That won't be enough,
Looserigi.
***
Sonic kept walking through the jungle,
looking for shadow. He heard a
twig snap, stopped on alert. Someone was
coming up from behind to
tackle him. He whipped around and kicked. The
attacker was sent into a
tree.
Sonic: Ha! though you could sneak up on me
didja...AMY?!
Amy: Sonic You dult! That hurt!
Sonic: Amy what are you doing here!
Amy: Fox told me where you were!
Sonic: Go! Im going after shadow, this is no
place for a little girl.
Amy: Why do you always leave me behind,
Sonic!!
Shadow from a tree: So sonic, that pesky girl
is still following you
around.
Sonic: Shadow!
Sonic was about to fight, but he blinked. Amy
would be hurt, she'd get in
the way. He took a minute to ponder what to
do, then grabbed her and
ran.
Shadow: That isn't going to work! Theres no
escape.
Voice: HALT!
A blast came from the side and hit the tree,
Shadow narrowly dodged.
Sonic: Is that...E102?!
The robot known as E-102 stood with his gun
barrel ready.
Shadow: Bah, another trash can.
***
The Ice Climbers, Kooper the blue shelled
Koopa Turtle, Goombario the
goomba, and Betty the Bob-omb walked through
the remains of peach's
castle.
Popo: Where is that thing Peach told us to
find.
Nana: I don't know, what was it called?
Goombario: I thought yous guys knew!
Kooper: Oh great! We don't even know what
we're looking for!
***