Disclaimer: Tortall and all of its inhabitants are ours! All ours!!
Actually, it belongs to the brilliant mastermind called Tamora Pierce. The
only things we own are ourselves, the plot, and our cove of insanity.
Actually, we don't even own the cove of insanity. . .we're renting it!
A/N- Peppy: Cool! We got reviews for being ourselves!
mUd: Ourselves on a sugar high. . .*whispers* But I think they came to see the smallest brained person in the world. . .Peppy!
Peppy: I heard that! Oh wells, on to the ficcy!
mUd: It's "on with the show". On with the show!
Peppy: *shoots mUd an irritated glare* Whatever.
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Peppy: *stares into the open door* What do we do now?
mUd: Go in, you dolt. *walks into tower*
Peppy: Wait for me! *runs in after her*
*Both climb lots of stairs. At the top they find a door*
mUd: I am personally gonna kill whoever invented stairs.
Peppy: I think that brings our count of people to kill to three. The inventor of stairs, the inventor of the potter's wheel, and Mozart.
(A/N: We have to play Mozart's "Sunday Morning" in the afore mentioned Orch. class, we had a horrible time trying to use potter's wheels, and our school has *way* too many stairs. You do the math.)
mUd: They're all dead, Peps.
Peppy: Like that's ever stopped us before!
mUd: Well, actually it has.
Peppy: We'll just think ourselves to the Realm of the Dead later.
mUd: *gasp* You actually had an idea!
Peppy: *pretends she didn't hear that* Get your "Project: Meet Daine and Numair" equipment out! *thinks up her cat, Pepper, and a camera*
mUd: *thinks up a can of Pizza Hunt's Gift/Wild Magic Proof spray, Polaroid camera, and autograph book* Ready.
*Peppy thinks the door away*
mUd: *in a singsong voice* We're heeeeeeerrrrreeeeee!!!!
*Daine and Numair look shocked*
Numair: Who are you?
mUd: Halt! We are a race of mind-sucking aliens from Pluto and we want to suck your minds!
*Numair gets ready to throw fire*
Peppy: Wait! Actually, we're from the US, you're book characters and we're your biggest fans! Or is it craziest? Oh wells. . .
Daine: Okay. . .
mUd: Now we have some things to say to you.*evil grin*
Peppy: *steps calmly up to Daine* *clears throat* JUST MARRY HIM ALREADY, YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!
Daine: *blink blink*
Numair: You can't say that to my magelet!
mUd: I can, 'cause I just did. *sticks tongue out* Nya Nya Nya Nya Boo Boo!!
Peppy: Actually, *I* just said it.
mUd: okay *WE* just said it
Peppy: Whatevers. *to Numair and Daine* You two are going to be our official tour guides!
mUd: Yups or else we set the cat on ya. *points at Pepper who's licking her paws and meows*
Daine: *looks haughty* I have wild magic. You couldn't possibly sic that cat on me.
Peppy: Wanna bet?
mUd: That cat is crazy and has a mind of its own look what it did to me! *points at scratches* And she likes me!
Peppy: Yea, watch! Go get her, Pepper! *Pepper pounces on Daine*
Daine: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
mUd: Told ya. *Pepper finishes attacking Daine and pounces on mUd* Nice Kitty Nice Kitty. No Bad Pepper. Peps! Call your cat off!!!
Peppy: Bad Pepper! *Pepper pounces on Peppy* No!!! Bad kitty!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!! *thinks Pepper back home*
Numair: That is the first time I have ever seen an animal do that. Can you bring her back?
Peppy, Daine, and mUd: NO!
mUd: To the rest of Tortall we go!
Daine: What about Kitten?
Peppy: What about her?
Daine: We can't just leave her here.
mUd: I have a feeling she doesn't want to come *evil grin*
Peppy: *copies mUd's evil grin* To the palace! But first we need to make a little detour. . .
Daine and Numair: Great. . .
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Please R&R any and all reviews are welcome. Even flames. They keep our cove of insanity warm:)
And thanks to reviewer, Firedragon12, AmayaNightRain11/BurningKnight11, and wildmage101 for reviewing our fic.
A/N- Peppy: Cool! We got reviews for being ourselves!
mUd: Ourselves on a sugar high. . .*whispers* But I think they came to see the smallest brained person in the world. . .Peppy!
Peppy: I heard that! Oh wells, on to the ficcy!
mUd: It's "on with the show". On with the show!
Peppy: *shoots mUd an irritated glare* Whatever.
*
Peppy: *stares into the open door* What do we do now?
mUd: Go in, you dolt. *walks into tower*
Peppy: Wait for me! *runs in after her*
*Both climb lots of stairs. At the top they find a door*
mUd: I am personally gonna kill whoever invented stairs.
Peppy: I think that brings our count of people to kill to three. The inventor of stairs, the inventor of the potter's wheel, and Mozart.
(A/N: We have to play Mozart's "Sunday Morning" in the afore mentioned Orch. class, we had a horrible time trying to use potter's wheels, and our school has *way* too many stairs. You do the math.)
mUd: They're all dead, Peps.
Peppy: Like that's ever stopped us before!
mUd: Well, actually it has.
Peppy: We'll just think ourselves to the Realm of the Dead later.
mUd: *gasp* You actually had an idea!
Peppy: *pretends she didn't hear that* Get your "Project: Meet Daine and Numair" equipment out! *thinks up her cat, Pepper, and a camera*
mUd: *thinks up a can of Pizza Hunt's Gift/Wild Magic Proof spray, Polaroid camera, and autograph book* Ready.
*Peppy thinks the door away*
mUd: *in a singsong voice* We're heeeeeeerrrrreeeeee!!!!
*Daine and Numair look shocked*
Numair: Who are you?
mUd: Halt! We are a race of mind-sucking aliens from Pluto and we want to suck your minds!
*Numair gets ready to throw fire*
Peppy: Wait! Actually, we're from the US, you're book characters and we're your biggest fans! Or is it craziest? Oh wells. . .
Daine: Okay. . .
mUd: Now we have some things to say to you.*evil grin*
Peppy: *steps calmly up to Daine* *clears throat* JUST MARRY HIM ALREADY, YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!
Daine: *blink blink*
Numair: You can't say that to my magelet!
mUd: I can, 'cause I just did. *sticks tongue out* Nya Nya Nya Nya Boo Boo!!
Peppy: Actually, *I* just said it.
mUd: okay *WE* just said it
Peppy: Whatevers. *to Numair and Daine* You two are going to be our official tour guides!
mUd: Yups or else we set the cat on ya. *points at Pepper who's licking her paws and meows*
Daine: *looks haughty* I have wild magic. You couldn't possibly sic that cat on me.
Peppy: Wanna bet?
mUd: That cat is crazy and has a mind of its own look what it did to me! *points at scratches* And she likes me!
Peppy: Yea, watch! Go get her, Pepper! *Pepper pounces on Daine*
Daine: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
mUd: Told ya. *Pepper finishes attacking Daine and pounces on mUd* Nice Kitty Nice Kitty. No Bad Pepper. Peps! Call your cat off!!!
Peppy: Bad Pepper! *Pepper pounces on Peppy* No!!! Bad kitty!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!! *thinks Pepper back home*
Numair: That is the first time I have ever seen an animal do that. Can you bring her back?
Peppy, Daine, and mUd: NO!
mUd: To the rest of Tortall we go!
Daine: What about Kitten?
Peppy: What about her?
Daine: We can't just leave her here.
mUd: I have a feeling she doesn't want to come *evil grin*
Peppy: *copies mUd's evil grin* To the palace! But first we need to make a little detour. . .
Daine and Numair: Great. . .
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Please R&R any and all reviews are welcome. Even flames. They keep our cove of insanity warm:)
And thanks to reviewer, Firedragon12, AmayaNightRain11/BurningKnight11, and wildmage101 for reviewing our fic.