The sonic tv moves to bloopers and flashes, then selects Reel 2
***
Take 8
--
Ganondorf:Well then I might as well take it
and make you have a
challange, Echidna.
Link: Ganondorf?!
Ganondorf: Thats right Link, I have pledged
my alliance to the flag of the
united...Doh **** you mrs. Applebee for
making me recite that!
director: Who knew evil warlocks went to
school...
***
Take 9
---
Director: yes! We've been going real great
with no screw ups! Ok next
scene!
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You-
The fil screws up, and the lights start
flashing.
Shadow: What the ****?
A gremlin from Gremlins walks on camera and
slashes the the picture, and
turns to audience.
Gremlin: Gyahahahahahahaha!
Director: Who let the gremlins out?!
Sonic: WHO LET THE GREMLINS OUT! WOOF WOOF
WOOF!
Dirctor: oh gimme a break!
***
Take 100
---
Director: OK the gremlins seem to have left
and...wait! Fix the sign!
crewman: Sorry!
**
Take 10
--
Director: HEY! This is take 11 now thanks to
you!
Crewman: My apologies!
***
Take 666
---
Director: What?
Sonic: AAAAH! THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
Devil Chaos Chao: Muahahahahahah!
Crewman: April Fools!
Director: ****it! You're fired!
Crewman: D'oh!
Director: And you're fired too! I dont know
why but you are!
Pikachu *snaps finger*: Pich!
Director: I am not a *****
Sonic: He said Pich, not *****!
***
Take 12
---
Shadow had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Shadow: I know hes around here somewhere...
Sonic watched from a log in the distance.
Sonic: Looking for me faker?
Shadow: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Sonic: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to conquer a world that had
blown up.
Director: Great! Print...Hey wait! Dont!
SONIC! SHADOW! DONT SWITCH
PLACES ANYMORE!
Shadow: haha!
***
Take 13
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on AR--
AAAAH!
Sonic slips as he says the word Ark, falling
into a river.
Director: Cut! Someone fish him out!
Big the cat: Im on it!
***
Take 14
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here someWOAAAH!
Sonic slips again, falling forward and
hitting his face on the ground.
Sonic: ****it! This cant get worse!
An overgrown Trap Door Spider opens its door,
grabs Sonic, and pulls him
into its den underground quickly.
Director: Gah! Someone save him!
Shadow leaps in after sonic, and Shadow and
the Spider can be heard
fighting, the spider making karate noises.
Director: Someone call pest control..
***
Take 15
--
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Metal Sonic: Vrrr
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Metal Sonic: Vrrrrrr! Beep! Beep Beep!
Shadow: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to conquer a world that had
blown up.
Director: Cut! Print! Sonic you finally did
something right!
Metal Sonic: Vrrrrr
Director: What the ****? SONIC!
Sonic: Whaaat? All good actors have stunt
doubles!
***
Take 16
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me fa-
The log cracks and breaks in two, it and
Shadow fall twenty feet to the
forest floor.
Shadow: Ow I broke my *** bone!
***
Take 17
----
Knuckles had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Knuckles: I know hes around here somewhere...
Tikal watched from a log in the distance.
Tikal: Looking for me faker?
Knuckles: What happened! You were good on
ARK!
Tikal: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to conquer a world that had
blown up.
Director: Great....Wait! Wheres Sonic and
Shadow?!
Knuckles: they went to snag a couple chilli
dogs, they paid me 20 bucks
to play sonic's role.
Tikal: Hahaha! They paid me 100!
Knuckles: WHAT?! Whyd I get 20 and she gets
100!
Tikal: because Im female....
Knuckles: Point Taken
***
Take 18
---
Sonic: I dont want to do this!
Director: You're waisting film Sonic!
Sonic: Every take I either slip, get attacked
by a spider, or screw up!
Director: At least it cant get worse
Three gremlins run by them when they dont
notice. You hear their
manical laughter as nine lights suddenly
fall, all landing on sonic and the
director.
Director: OW! cc....cut
A tenth falls on the camera and blacks out.
***
Take 19
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Shadow: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to go to JC Pennies high
heels clearance sale!
Sonic: Uhh...
Shadow: Uh...You never heard that...
***
Take 20
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Shadow: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to conquer a world that had
blown up.
Omochao: Shadow is fast! You can't just
attack him! try to attack him!
Sonic: Aaah! Hes back!
Shadow: What the ****? We havent started
fighting yet! ANd you arent
in this till later!
Omochao: Hi my name is omochao! DId I mention
my name was
omochao?
Sonic: Ugh!
Omochao: To raise chao, give them
animals...They love animals in a
wrong way.
Sonic: THATS IT!
Shadow: Hand me the canopener!
Omochao: AAAH! THATS A CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
PUNISHMENT!
Take 21
---
Sonic Chao had purpousley ditched the group,
he was walking in the
jungle.
Sonic Chao: Boo! Beep Beep!
Shadow Chao watched from a log in the
distance.
Shadow Chao: Undugachug Oondugachugchug!
Sonic Chao: Voo Voo! Beep! Nyaaaaah!
Shadow Chao: He hash Bee vroo breep!
Director: Now thats just stupid!
***
Take 22
---
Mario had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Mario: I know hes-a around here somewhere-
a...
Wario watched from a log in the distance.
Wario: Looking for-a me faker? Gyaaah!
Mario: What-a happened! You were good on ARK!
Log snaps under Wario's fatass and he falls
to teh ground and makes a
crater.
Director: SONIC! SHADOW! ENOUGH STAND INS!
***
Take 23
----
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me laker?
Sonic: I love the lakers!
***
Take 24
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Shadow: Theres no time to play games! You
wont even get the chance!
Director: Wrong Game, Shadow!
***
Take 25
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Shadow: Theres no time to play games, you
wont even gets some pants!
Director: Wrong Game again Sha--Wait?
Sonic: I dont get it....
**
Take 26
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around...
Bursts out laughing
Sonic: I get it now! hahahahaaa!
Director: Thats not funny!
Cameraman: Actually it kind of is
Director: You're fired!
***
Take 27
---
Sonic: Is the director Watching?
Shadow: No, teehee.
Sonic: Ok write this down, shadow.
Dear Omochao,
I am your #1 fan. Everytime you give me
advice it makes me
horny. I love the way you float around.
Please come to my house
tonight at 2 AM making loud noises shouting
"Im going to rob you!"
to tell me its you, so we can have fun.
Sincerly, ShadowChaos
Shadow: MUahhahahahah!
Sonic: **** the camera was running!
***
Take 28
---
Director: Ok lets get this right people, Ive
had a long night after
omochao broke in claiming I told him to.
Sonic: Teehee
Shadow: ahhahhahaha!
Director: Grrrr! Thats it! You two dont get
that raise now!
Omochao: SHADOWCHAOS!
Director: AAAAAH HES BACK!
***
Take 29
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: I found you! Faker!
Shadow: I will have...Revenge! Maria!
Sonic: What you see is what you get, just a
guy who loves adventure.
Im sonic the hedgehog!
Shadow: You know I cant let you live. Your
adventuring days are coming
to an end!
Director: WRONG GAME!
***
Take 300
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Director: WAIT! Fix the sigN! Whos the new
crewman!
Tails: Gyahahahaha!
Director: I thought i fired you!
Tails: You cant, contract says I cant be
fired!
Omochao: Tails is a fox, did you know that?
He can be used to raise
chao!
Tails: No I cant!
Dozens of chaos dog pile Tails
Tails: AAAAAAAH!
Sonic: hahahahaha!
Omochao: Sonic likes to read romance novels
while wearing a dress at
night. Did you know that?
Sonic: I DO NOT!
Shadow: AHAHAHA!
Omochao: Did you know by pressing B you can
see that Shadow has a
crush on teh women of DBZ?
Shadow: WHAT?!
Director: GET HIM!
***
Take 31
---
Sonic: REady?
Omochao: Have you tried pressing A to jump?
Try it its fun!
Shadow: You again?! Dont you have to go get
an oil change or
something!
Sonic: We're still on scene 12! We'll never
finish!
Omochao: To press a button press your finger
in a downward motion
when it is placed on a button. try it, its
fun!
Shadow: What annoyance!
Sonic: Someone shut him up!
Omochao: Did you know that if you touch fire
it will burn you? Try it! Its
fun!
Director: Definitly not Parental Approved
advice.
Sonic: WHERES MY CANOPENER!
Shadow: I lent it to Knuckles so he could eat
his dog food.
Sonic: Knuckles is an echidna....
Shadow: GRAH! ITS COMING BACK!
Omochao: Have you tried...
Sonic: My can opener! Hey omochao? Have you
tried dieing!
Shadow: Its fun.
Omochao: yes, in SA2 when Shadow grabbed me
in final chase and
jumped off the platform into the atmosphere
holding me. Sooo...
Shadow: WHY WONT YOU DIE.
Omochao: Have you tried dieing? its fun!
trees and lights begin to fall, crushing
Sonic, Shadow, Omochao, and
camera. Gremlins cover the black screen adn
begin singing "Hi Ho" From
snow white.
***
Take 8
--
Ganondorf:Well then I might as well take it
and make you have a
challange, Echidna.
Link: Ganondorf?!
Ganondorf: Thats right Link, I have pledged
my alliance to the flag of the
united...Doh **** you mrs. Applebee for
making me recite that!
director: Who knew evil warlocks went to
school...
***
Take 9
---
Director: yes! We've been going real great
with no screw ups! Ok next
scene!
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You-
The fil screws up, and the lights start
flashing.
Shadow: What the ****?
A gremlin from Gremlins walks on camera and
slashes the the picture, and
turns to audience.
Gremlin: Gyahahahahahahaha!
Director: Who let the gremlins out?!
Sonic: WHO LET THE GREMLINS OUT! WOOF WOOF
WOOF!
Dirctor: oh gimme a break!
***
Take 100
---
Director: OK the gremlins seem to have left
and...wait! Fix the sign!
crewman: Sorry!
**
Take 10
--
Director: HEY! This is take 11 now thanks to
you!
Crewman: My apologies!
***
Take 666
---
Director: What?
Sonic: AAAAH! THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
Devil Chaos Chao: Muahahahahahah!
Crewman: April Fools!
Director: ****it! You're fired!
Crewman: D'oh!
Director: And you're fired too! I dont know
why but you are!
Pikachu *snaps finger*: Pich!
Director: I am not a *****
Sonic: He said Pich, not *****!
***
Take 12
---
Shadow had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Shadow: I know hes around here somewhere...
Sonic watched from a log in the distance.
Sonic: Looking for me faker?
Shadow: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Sonic: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to conquer a world that had
blown up.
Director: Great! Print...Hey wait! Dont!
SONIC! SHADOW! DONT SWITCH
PLACES ANYMORE!
Shadow: haha!
***
Take 13
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on AR--
AAAAH!
Sonic slips as he says the word Ark, falling
into a river.
Director: Cut! Someone fish him out!
Big the cat: Im on it!
***
Take 14
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here someWOAAAH!
Sonic slips again, falling forward and
hitting his face on the ground.
Sonic: ****it! This cant get worse!
An overgrown Trap Door Spider opens its door,
grabs Sonic, and pulls him
into its den underground quickly.
Director: Gah! Someone save him!
Shadow leaps in after sonic, and Shadow and
the Spider can be heard
fighting, the spider making karate noises.
Director: Someone call pest control..
***
Take 15
--
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Metal Sonic: Vrrr
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Metal Sonic: Vrrrrrr! Beep! Beep Beep!
Shadow: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to conquer a world that had
blown up.
Director: Cut! Print! Sonic you finally did
something right!
Metal Sonic: Vrrrrr
Director: What the ****? SONIC!
Sonic: Whaaat? All good actors have stunt
doubles!
***
Take 16
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me fa-
The log cracks and breaks in two, it and
Shadow fall twenty feet to the
forest floor.
Shadow: Ow I broke my *** bone!
***
Take 17
----
Knuckles had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Knuckles: I know hes around here somewhere...
Tikal watched from a log in the distance.
Tikal: Looking for me faker?
Knuckles: What happened! You were good on
ARK!
Tikal: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to conquer a world that had
blown up.
Director: Great....Wait! Wheres Sonic and
Shadow?!
Knuckles: they went to snag a couple chilli
dogs, they paid me 20 bucks
to play sonic's role.
Tikal: Hahaha! They paid me 100!
Knuckles: WHAT?! Whyd I get 20 and she gets
100!
Tikal: because Im female....
Knuckles: Point Taken
***
Take 18
---
Sonic: I dont want to do this!
Director: You're waisting film Sonic!
Sonic: Every take I either slip, get attacked
by a spider, or screw up!
Director: At least it cant get worse
Three gremlins run by them when they dont
notice. You hear their
manical laughter as nine lights suddenly
fall, all landing on sonic and the
director.
Director: OW! cc....cut
A tenth falls on the camera and blacks out.
***
Take 19
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Shadow: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to go to JC Pennies high
heels clearance sale!
Sonic: Uhh...
Shadow: Uh...You never heard that...
***
Take 20
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Shadow: Me? Good? HA! I haaaad to save the
world, because then I
wouldn't be able to conquer a world that had
blown up.
Omochao: Shadow is fast! You can't just
attack him! try to attack him!
Sonic: Aaah! Hes back!
Shadow: What the ****? We havent started
fighting yet! ANd you arent
in this till later!
Omochao: Hi my name is omochao! DId I mention
my name was
omochao?
Sonic: Ugh!
Omochao: To raise chao, give them
animals...They love animals in a
wrong way.
Sonic: THATS IT!
Shadow: Hand me the canopener!
Omochao: AAAH! THATS A CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
PUNISHMENT!
Take 21
---
Sonic Chao had purpousley ditched the group,
he was walking in the
jungle.
Sonic Chao: Boo! Beep Beep!
Shadow Chao watched from a log in the
distance.
Shadow Chao: Undugachug Oondugachugchug!
Sonic Chao: Voo Voo! Beep! Nyaaaaah!
Shadow Chao: He hash Bee vroo breep!
Director: Now thats just stupid!
***
Take 22
---
Mario had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Mario: I know hes-a around here somewhere-
a...
Wario watched from a log in the distance.
Wario: Looking for-a me faker? Gyaaah!
Mario: What-a happened! You were good on ARK!
Log snaps under Wario's fatass and he falls
to teh ground and makes a
crater.
Director: SONIC! SHADOW! ENOUGH STAND INS!
***
Take 23
----
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me laker?
Sonic: I love the lakers!
***
Take 24
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Shadow: Theres no time to play games! You
wont even get the chance!
Director: Wrong Game, Shadow!
***
Take 25
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: What happened! You were good on ARK!
Shadow: Theres no time to play games, you
wont even gets some pants!
Director: Wrong Game again Sha--Wait?
Sonic: I dont get it....
**
Take 26
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around...
Bursts out laughing
Sonic: I get it now! hahahahaaa!
Director: Thats not funny!
Cameraman: Actually it kind of is
Director: You're fired!
***
Take 27
---
Sonic: Is the director Watching?
Shadow: No, teehee.
Sonic: Ok write this down, shadow.
Dear Omochao,
I am your #1 fan. Everytime you give me
advice it makes me
horny. I love the way you float around.
Please come to my house
tonight at 2 AM making loud noises shouting
"Im going to rob you!"
to tell me its you, so we can have fun.
Sincerly, ShadowChaos
Shadow: MUahhahahahah!
Sonic: **** the camera was running!
***
Take 28
---
Director: Ok lets get this right people, Ive
had a long night after
omochao broke in claiming I told him to.
Sonic: Teehee
Shadow: ahhahhahaha!
Director: Grrrr! Thats it! You two dont get
that raise now!
Omochao: SHADOWCHAOS!
Director: AAAAAH HES BACK!
***
Take 29
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Sonic: I found you! Faker!
Shadow: I will have...Revenge! Maria!
Sonic: What you see is what you get, just a
guy who loves adventure.
Im sonic the hedgehog!
Shadow: You know I cant let you live. Your
adventuring days are coming
to an end!
Director: WRONG GAME!
***
Take 300
---
Sonic had purpousley ditched the group, he
was walking in the jungle.
Sonic: I know hes around here somewhere...
Shadow watched from a log in the distance.
Shadow: Looking for me faker?
Director: WAIT! Fix the sigN! Whos the new
crewman!
Tails: Gyahahahaha!
Director: I thought i fired you!
Tails: You cant, contract says I cant be
fired!
Omochao: Tails is a fox, did you know that?
He can be used to raise
chao!
Tails: No I cant!
Dozens of chaos dog pile Tails
Tails: AAAAAAAH!
Sonic: hahahahaha!
Omochao: Sonic likes to read romance novels
while wearing a dress at
night. Did you know that?
Sonic: I DO NOT!
Shadow: AHAHAHA!
Omochao: Did you know by pressing B you can
see that Shadow has a
crush on teh women of DBZ?
Shadow: WHAT?!
Director: GET HIM!
***
Take 31
---
Sonic: REady?
Omochao: Have you tried pressing A to jump?
Try it its fun!
Shadow: You again?! Dont you have to go get
an oil change or
something!
Sonic: We're still on scene 12! We'll never
finish!
Omochao: To press a button press your finger
in a downward motion
when it is placed on a button. try it, its
fun!
Shadow: What annoyance!
Sonic: Someone shut him up!
Omochao: Did you know that if you touch fire
it will burn you? Try it! Its
fun!
Director: Definitly not Parental Approved
advice.
Sonic: WHERES MY CANOPENER!
Shadow: I lent it to Knuckles so he could eat
his dog food.
Sonic: Knuckles is an echidna....
Shadow: GRAH! ITS COMING BACK!
Omochao: Have you tried...
Sonic: My can opener! Hey omochao? Have you
tried dieing!
Shadow: Its fun.
Omochao: yes, in SA2 when Shadow grabbed me
in final chase and
jumped off the platform into the atmosphere
holding me. Sooo...
Shadow: WHY WONT YOU DIE.
Omochao: Have you tried dieing? its fun!
trees and lights begin to fall, crushing
Sonic, Shadow, Omochao, and
camera. Gremlins cover the black screen adn
begin singing "Hi Ho" From
snow white.