Babysitting Blues Part 2
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Xelloss: My life is sad.
Bishounen: You think your life is sad.....
Banana peel: Hey! That's my line!!
NoV: .....I'll ignore that. Anyway, I've got the next installment of Babysitting Blues!!
Lina: We never would've guessed. -.-0
Zelgadis: I need some coffee.....
Xelloss: I thought you liked this fic.
Zelgadis: I do!! (grabs Xelloss by the collar) Doesn't mean I don't still need coffee, you fruitcake!!!!
Xelloss: You need coffee and a breath mint. ^_^
Zelgadis: (pushes Xelloss aside) Nova-chan.....(grabs NoV) WHY DIDN'T YOU INSTALL THAT COFFEE WATERFALL I WANTED????
NoV: Errm.....because it's not in the budget, Zel-kun....
Zelgadis: (releases NoV and grabs Lina) Pay her!! I know you have money!! (pats Lina's hip as if searching for her wallet)
Lina: ZELGADIS!! (kicks him into the wall)
Amelia: Oh....Miss Lina. (mournfully looks over at the crumpled Zel) We were about to get to the part where he grabs me!
NoV: Oh-kay, before Zelgadis kills us all, we're breaking for the fic! Enjoy!!
Zelgadis: (groans)
**
Xelloss closed all the curtains in Zelas' castle. He snickered insanely to himself. "If I have to be stuck here with some-some nanny thing, then I don't plan to do it alone!" he exclaimed, picking up the phone and dialing Lina's hotel room number.
It rang twice before Lina answered it. "Hello?" she wondered, groggily.
"Good morning to you," Xelloss said, disguising his voice to sound like an old lady.
"It's not morning," Lina responded flatly. "It's 2 a.m."
"I do believe that still qualifies as morning, dearie," he said. "But, now that you mention it, I seem to be in the need of your services."
"Yeah, well, isn't everyone?"
"And I intend to pay you 10,000,000 yen up front if you'll help me."
DING-DONG.
Xelloss smiled to himself, hanging up the phone. "Lina-san must've learned teleportation."
**
Xelloss reappeared by the door. He opened it and said, "I'm glad you came so quickly!! I've got a real problem, and-" He suddenly stopped when he saw who was at the door.
Filia combed her hand through her hair and flung part of it over her shoulder. She was looking down at a small piece of paper and hadn't noticed Xelloss yet. "Yes, I'm sorry it took me so long, but the directions got blurry when I dropped this paper in a mud puddle, you see." She looked up. "So---namagomi???"
"Filia....." Xelloss whispered. "Go away!!!" He slammed the door in her face.
"But I'm babysitting!!" she cried, muffled by the door.
The priest quickly reopened the door. "You're WHAT???"
"So, where is the little bundle of pain?" she asked, flatly. "If he's related to you, then I'm sure I'm in for a real headache."
Xelloss made a design in the carpet with his foot, absent-mindedly.
"You didn't EAT him, did you?" Filia raised an eyebrow.
"Of course I didn't eat him!' Xelloss exclaimed. "Although, it sounds very appealing right about now.....and by the way, you lied!!"
"I did?" the priestess shrieked, taking a step back.
"Yes, you told my-" his eyes grew big and sparkly, "-wonderful and perfect Master and Creator, Zelas-sama, that your name was Mary Sunshine! See, look at this note I found on her bed!!"
He handed her a purple piece of paper that read: "Xelly-chan, I'll be gone for three weeks, and I hope you won't cause any trouble for your new nanny. Her name is Mary Sunshine and she'll be over soon....now get off of my bed!! Love, Zelas."
"What were you doing on her bed?" Filia wondered.
"Weeping!!" he cried. "So, you did lie. I win. :P"
"No, of course I DIDN'T LIE!!" she yelled, her head growing bigger. "The name of my babysitting service is called 'Mary Sunshine, Inc.' Your mistress misinterpreted it. Anyway, so his name is Xelly-chan?" She turned up her nose. "That's originality for you...."
"Well, actually....." Xelloss sweatdropped. "It's me."
"What's you?" she asked, fearing for the worst.
"I'm Xelly-chan......"
"....."
"....."
"NOOOOOO!!!" Filia screamed. "I can't babysit you!!! You're over a thousand years old, at any rate!!!"
"Well, my....wonderful and perfect Master and Mistress, Zelas- sama.....worries when she leaves me alone," he replied. "So, why don't you just go back to your little hole or your little cave and we can pretend that Xelloss' babysitter never showed up, oh-kay?"
Filia got an evil smile on her face. "I've got a better idea......"
**
Xelloss: She's going to kill me!!!
NoV: She probably is.
Xelloss: I'm too young to die!!
Zelgadis: (scrubbing the floor wearing a little apron) Yeah, right.....
NoV: Sorry, Zel-kun, but it's one of the rules: you pit the floor, you clean the floor.
Lina: Am I supposed to show up and get caught in the middle of all the mayhem that I'm sure is going to happen.
NoV: Eventually. ^_^ Well, keep reviewing and I'll keep bringing it!!
**
Xelloss: My life is sad.
Bishounen: You think your life is sad.....
Banana peel: Hey! That's my line!!
NoV: .....I'll ignore that. Anyway, I've got the next installment of Babysitting Blues!!
Lina: We never would've guessed. -.-0
Zelgadis: I need some coffee.....
Xelloss: I thought you liked this fic.
Zelgadis: I do!! (grabs Xelloss by the collar) Doesn't mean I don't still need coffee, you fruitcake!!!!
Xelloss: You need coffee and a breath mint. ^_^
Zelgadis: (pushes Xelloss aside) Nova-chan.....(grabs NoV) WHY DIDN'T YOU INSTALL THAT COFFEE WATERFALL I WANTED????
NoV: Errm.....because it's not in the budget, Zel-kun....
Zelgadis: (releases NoV and grabs Lina) Pay her!! I know you have money!! (pats Lina's hip as if searching for her wallet)
Lina: ZELGADIS!! (kicks him into the wall)
Amelia: Oh....Miss Lina. (mournfully looks over at the crumpled Zel) We were about to get to the part where he grabs me!
NoV: Oh-kay, before Zelgadis kills us all, we're breaking for the fic! Enjoy!!
Zelgadis: (groans)
**
Xelloss closed all the curtains in Zelas' castle. He snickered insanely to himself. "If I have to be stuck here with some-some nanny thing, then I don't plan to do it alone!" he exclaimed, picking up the phone and dialing Lina's hotel room number.
It rang twice before Lina answered it. "Hello?" she wondered, groggily.
"Good morning to you," Xelloss said, disguising his voice to sound like an old lady.
"It's not morning," Lina responded flatly. "It's 2 a.m."
"I do believe that still qualifies as morning, dearie," he said. "But, now that you mention it, I seem to be in the need of your services."
"Yeah, well, isn't everyone?"
"And I intend to pay you 10,000,000 yen up front if you'll help me."
DING-DONG.
Xelloss smiled to himself, hanging up the phone. "Lina-san must've learned teleportation."
**
Xelloss reappeared by the door. He opened it and said, "I'm glad you came so quickly!! I've got a real problem, and-" He suddenly stopped when he saw who was at the door.
Filia combed her hand through her hair and flung part of it over her shoulder. She was looking down at a small piece of paper and hadn't noticed Xelloss yet. "Yes, I'm sorry it took me so long, but the directions got blurry when I dropped this paper in a mud puddle, you see." She looked up. "So---namagomi???"
"Filia....." Xelloss whispered. "Go away!!!" He slammed the door in her face.
"But I'm babysitting!!" she cried, muffled by the door.
The priest quickly reopened the door. "You're WHAT???"
"So, where is the little bundle of pain?" she asked, flatly. "If he's related to you, then I'm sure I'm in for a real headache."
Xelloss made a design in the carpet with his foot, absent-mindedly.
"You didn't EAT him, did you?" Filia raised an eyebrow.
"Of course I didn't eat him!' Xelloss exclaimed. "Although, it sounds very appealing right about now.....and by the way, you lied!!"
"I did?" the priestess shrieked, taking a step back.
"Yes, you told my-" his eyes grew big and sparkly, "-wonderful and perfect Master and Creator, Zelas-sama, that your name was Mary Sunshine! See, look at this note I found on her bed!!"
He handed her a purple piece of paper that read: "Xelly-chan, I'll be gone for three weeks, and I hope you won't cause any trouble for your new nanny. Her name is Mary Sunshine and she'll be over soon....now get off of my bed!! Love, Zelas."
"What were you doing on her bed?" Filia wondered.
"Weeping!!" he cried. "So, you did lie. I win. :P"
"No, of course I DIDN'T LIE!!" she yelled, her head growing bigger. "The name of my babysitting service is called 'Mary Sunshine, Inc.' Your mistress misinterpreted it. Anyway, so his name is Xelly-chan?" She turned up her nose. "That's originality for you...."
"Well, actually....." Xelloss sweatdropped. "It's me."
"What's you?" she asked, fearing for the worst.
"I'm Xelly-chan......"
"....."
"....."
"NOOOOOO!!!" Filia screamed. "I can't babysit you!!! You're over a thousand years old, at any rate!!!"
"Well, my....wonderful and perfect Master and Mistress, Zelas- sama.....worries when she leaves me alone," he replied. "So, why don't you just go back to your little hole or your little cave and we can pretend that Xelloss' babysitter never showed up, oh-kay?"
Filia got an evil smile on her face. "I've got a better idea......"
**
Xelloss: She's going to kill me!!!
NoV: She probably is.
Xelloss: I'm too young to die!!
Zelgadis: (scrubbing the floor wearing a little apron) Yeah, right.....
NoV: Sorry, Zel-kun, but it's one of the rules: you pit the floor, you clean the floor.
Lina: Am I supposed to show up and get caught in the middle of all the mayhem that I'm sure is going to happen.
NoV: Eventually. ^_^ Well, keep reviewing and I'll keep bringing it!!