NoV: Erm......sorry about the late update. ^.^ I've been a little busy
lately......
Lina: Yeah. Having to sleep all day and then watching TV for the rest of the night would tire anyone out.
NoV: ......well.....
Xelloss: I don't like this story! It's about time we got on with another one!!
Zelgadis: I like it just fine.
Xelloss: Of course, you do. This is the first one that hasn't had you in it at all.
NoV: Oh, don't worry, you guys! You'll all be in the story veeeeeery soon. ^_^
Phibby: Even me??
NoV: Well.....maybe not. I guess I could work you in somehow or another.....
Phibby: Yay!!
**
Xelloss grumbled to himself, standing in front of the kitchen sink. He wore a hairnet lopsidedly on his head, and an apron that said, "I'd rather be pissing off Fi-chan." Filia had decided to bring about her revenge by making him wash the dishes.
"When you're done in there," she called from a cozy chair in the den, "you can sweep!"
"Sweep what?" Xelloss demanded, turning around.
"Everything!"
"Stupid Filia," the mazoku said to himself, scrubbing harder.
DING-DONG.
"Xelloss, why don't you get that?" Filia asked, filing her fingernails, absent-mindedly.
"Yes, Master," Xelloss droned, teleporting to the door. With a sarcastic facefault, he opened the door. His face suddenly turned ecstatic and relieved when he spied Lina, Zelgadis, Gourry, and Amelia. Though, he was less happy to see Amelia. "Lina-san!! You've come to my rescue!! Yay!"
"YOU'RE the person that needed my 'services'??" Lina demanded, grabbing his collar. "Of all the perverted, baka, hentai-"
"No, Lina-chan!" Xelloss laughed. "I don't require THOSE services.....at least not this time. You see, my.....wonderful and perfect Master and Mommy, Zelas-sama, left me. She abandoned me! She may as well have just ditched me in the middle of the desert or something!! And.....she sent FILIA to 'babysit' me!!!!" he cried, glomping Lina. "Help me."
Lina stared at him for a minute, skeptically. She then proceeded to laugh at loud at his situation. "You're being babysat by FILIA?? This is great!! Zelgadis, get the video camera!"
"Already have," Zelgadis said, filming the incredulous priest. "I'm going to make copies and sell them."
"That's not funny!!" Xelloss exclaimed, trying to grab the camera from Zelgadis, who continued to film, unheeding. "This is incredibly serious! I KNOW she's just waiting for me to turn my back and then she'll KILL me!!" He felt a tap on his shoulder and jumped through the ceiling, screaming.
Gourry shrugged. "I just wanted to ask where the kitchen is."
**
Xelloss, holding nails in his mouth, hung upside-down, fixing the ceiling. "Stupid Filia," he mumbled through the nails. "She's still waiting for the right moment to KILL me. Either that, or she wants one of Zelgadis' tapes, a well....."
Meanwhile, the rest of the slayers sat comfortably in Zelas' den, Lina sipping her wine, while the other drank cocoa or, in Zelgadis' case, coffee.
Filia laughed, heartily. "I can't BELIEVE I'm getting paid to do this!" she exclaimed, happily. "I get paid to torture my greatest enemy....." She sighed, satisfied.
"Xelloss had better pay me too," Lina growled, staring in his direction. "I didn't come all the way out here for kicks."
Gourry, who had dragged the refrigerator into the den with him, said, "I'm getting paid too!!" He proceeded to pig out on the food in the fridge.
"I'll get paid as soon as I make copies of this video," Zel mentioned, patting his video camera, lovingly.
"Am I the only one in this room NOT getting paid??" Amelia demanded.
"Not anymore!" a voice exclaimed, seemingly coming from no direction. Phibby phased in on the mantle above the fireplace. "Hello, all!"
"Phibby!!" Lina shouted. "What.....are you doing here??"
"MR. PHIBBY!!" Amelia yelled. "You haven't been practicing your 'life is wonderful' drills, have you?"
"Of course not," he said, grimacing. "I came because I felt some very lovely negative emotions and thought it was the perfect time to eat!"
"Yes," Filia spat, inching away from the Hellmaster. "That would be Xelloss. I'm getting my revenge."
"How very interesting!" Phibby shrieked, clapping his hands together. "So, you've laid siege on this castle, and made him your servant, eh?"
"Um.....something like that."
Xelloss groaned from the other room. "I finished repairing the stupid ceiling!" he yelled. "And you can't make me do anything else, or I'll tell my Mommy!!"
He teleported into the room. "Phibby?" the priest wondered. "What's up?"
"Just came for a big helping of negativity pie," he replied, cheerfully.
"Young man!" Filia raged, her tail popping out of her dress. "You need to take a bath!! Look how filthy you are!!"
Xelloss looked down and noticed that his shirt had been soiled with dust from the broken roof. "Oh, that's not a problem, Mistress of Goody- Goodness." He disappeared and reappeared in a span of two seconds, clean as ever. "See, all done."
"Nope, that's not good enough!" Filia yelled. "You need to go take a bath right now!"
"I don't need to take a bath, Fi-chan!! I can wash without even using water!!" he explained. "You see, by going to the astral plane, I-"
"No excuses!!" the dragon bellowed. "When I say you need a bath, YOU NEED TO GO UPSTAIRS, TURN THE WATER ON, GET IN, AND WASH WITH SOAP!!!!! NOW DO IT!!!!!" Her tail shrank. "Unless you need some assistance. I'd be sooo happy to bathe my sweet lil Xelly-welly." She smiled evilly at him.
Xelloss opened his eyes wide in terror. "NO THAT'S OH-KAY!!!!" he said quickly, racing up the steps to the bathroom.
"Wow, Filia," Gourry remarked. "That was cool."
**
Xelloss: That was no cool.
Gourry: I agree.
Xelloss: Then why did you say that?
Gourry: Hmmm......
Xelloss: Well?
Gourry: Wait......I have no idea!
Minna: -.-0
NoV: I hope that was enjoyable!! What would you like to see in the next chappie?? I promise to get it up as fast as physically possible!! Sayonara!!
Lina: Yeah. Having to sleep all day and then watching TV for the rest of the night would tire anyone out.
NoV: ......well.....
Xelloss: I don't like this story! It's about time we got on with another one!!
Zelgadis: I like it just fine.
Xelloss: Of course, you do. This is the first one that hasn't had you in it at all.
NoV: Oh, don't worry, you guys! You'll all be in the story veeeeeery soon. ^_^
Phibby: Even me??
NoV: Well.....maybe not. I guess I could work you in somehow or another.....
Phibby: Yay!!
**
Xelloss grumbled to himself, standing in front of the kitchen sink. He wore a hairnet lopsidedly on his head, and an apron that said, "I'd rather be pissing off Fi-chan." Filia had decided to bring about her revenge by making him wash the dishes.
"When you're done in there," she called from a cozy chair in the den, "you can sweep!"
"Sweep what?" Xelloss demanded, turning around.
"Everything!"
"Stupid Filia," the mazoku said to himself, scrubbing harder.
DING-DONG.
"Xelloss, why don't you get that?" Filia asked, filing her fingernails, absent-mindedly.
"Yes, Master," Xelloss droned, teleporting to the door. With a sarcastic facefault, he opened the door. His face suddenly turned ecstatic and relieved when he spied Lina, Zelgadis, Gourry, and Amelia. Though, he was less happy to see Amelia. "Lina-san!! You've come to my rescue!! Yay!"
"YOU'RE the person that needed my 'services'??" Lina demanded, grabbing his collar. "Of all the perverted, baka, hentai-"
"No, Lina-chan!" Xelloss laughed. "I don't require THOSE services.....at least not this time. You see, my.....wonderful and perfect Master and Mommy, Zelas-sama, left me. She abandoned me! She may as well have just ditched me in the middle of the desert or something!! And.....she sent FILIA to 'babysit' me!!!!" he cried, glomping Lina. "Help me."
Lina stared at him for a minute, skeptically. She then proceeded to laugh at loud at his situation. "You're being babysat by FILIA?? This is great!! Zelgadis, get the video camera!"
"Already have," Zelgadis said, filming the incredulous priest. "I'm going to make copies and sell them."
"That's not funny!!" Xelloss exclaimed, trying to grab the camera from Zelgadis, who continued to film, unheeding. "This is incredibly serious! I KNOW she's just waiting for me to turn my back and then she'll KILL me!!" He felt a tap on his shoulder and jumped through the ceiling, screaming.
Gourry shrugged. "I just wanted to ask where the kitchen is."
**
Xelloss, holding nails in his mouth, hung upside-down, fixing the ceiling. "Stupid Filia," he mumbled through the nails. "She's still waiting for the right moment to KILL me. Either that, or she wants one of Zelgadis' tapes, a well....."
Meanwhile, the rest of the slayers sat comfortably in Zelas' den, Lina sipping her wine, while the other drank cocoa or, in Zelgadis' case, coffee.
Filia laughed, heartily. "I can't BELIEVE I'm getting paid to do this!" she exclaimed, happily. "I get paid to torture my greatest enemy....." She sighed, satisfied.
"Xelloss had better pay me too," Lina growled, staring in his direction. "I didn't come all the way out here for kicks."
Gourry, who had dragged the refrigerator into the den with him, said, "I'm getting paid too!!" He proceeded to pig out on the food in the fridge.
"I'll get paid as soon as I make copies of this video," Zel mentioned, patting his video camera, lovingly.
"Am I the only one in this room NOT getting paid??" Amelia demanded.
"Not anymore!" a voice exclaimed, seemingly coming from no direction. Phibby phased in on the mantle above the fireplace. "Hello, all!"
"Phibby!!" Lina shouted. "What.....are you doing here??"
"MR. PHIBBY!!" Amelia yelled. "You haven't been practicing your 'life is wonderful' drills, have you?"
"Of course not," he said, grimacing. "I came because I felt some very lovely negative emotions and thought it was the perfect time to eat!"
"Yes," Filia spat, inching away from the Hellmaster. "That would be Xelloss. I'm getting my revenge."
"How very interesting!" Phibby shrieked, clapping his hands together. "So, you've laid siege on this castle, and made him your servant, eh?"
"Um.....something like that."
Xelloss groaned from the other room. "I finished repairing the stupid ceiling!" he yelled. "And you can't make me do anything else, or I'll tell my Mommy!!"
He teleported into the room. "Phibby?" the priest wondered. "What's up?"
"Just came for a big helping of negativity pie," he replied, cheerfully.
"Young man!" Filia raged, her tail popping out of her dress. "You need to take a bath!! Look how filthy you are!!"
Xelloss looked down and noticed that his shirt had been soiled with dust from the broken roof. "Oh, that's not a problem, Mistress of Goody- Goodness." He disappeared and reappeared in a span of two seconds, clean as ever. "See, all done."
"Nope, that's not good enough!" Filia yelled. "You need to go take a bath right now!"
"I don't need to take a bath, Fi-chan!! I can wash without even using water!!" he explained. "You see, by going to the astral plane, I-"
"No excuses!!" the dragon bellowed. "When I say you need a bath, YOU NEED TO GO UPSTAIRS, TURN THE WATER ON, GET IN, AND WASH WITH SOAP!!!!! NOW DO IT!!!!!" Her tail shrank. "Unless you need some assistance. I'd be sooo happy to bathe my sweet lil Xelly-welly." She smiled evilly at him.
Xelloss opened his eyes wide in terror. "NO THAT'S OH-KAY!!!!" he said quickly, racing up the steps to the bathroom.
"Wow, Filia," Gourry remarked. "That was cool."
**
Xelloss: That was no cool.
Gourry: I agree.
Xelloss: Then why did you say that?
Gourry: Hmmm......
Xelloss: Well?
Gourry: Wait......I have no idea!
Minna: -.-0
NoV: I hope that was enjoyable!! What would you like to see in the next chappie?? I promise to get it up as fast as physically possible!! Sayonara!!