Babysitting Blue Part.....um....part....
NoV: What part is this, anyway??
Xelloss: (darkly) 5493.
Zelgadis: Awww. Xelloss must be getting old. It's only part four, grandpa.
Xelloss: Haha. Veeery amusing, Zel-chan. VVVEEEEERRRRYYY amusing.
NoV: Whaddya say we go ahead and start the fic?
**
Xelloss grumbled to himself as he sank down into the steaming bath water. "Stupid lizard telling me to take a bath," he murmured. "I'll have my revenge soon enough, Fi-chan......"
**
Meanwhile, downstairs in Zelas' den, Filia sat knitting a sweater for Xelloss. "You just have to know how to control children," she was saying to Lina.
"That is so true," Lina said, sarcastically.
They heard a loud splash and a PING upstairs, followed by "ITAI!!!"
"I'd better go check on the baby," Filia mentioned, trying to put all of her sewing materials away.
"Don't worry, Filia," Gourry shouted, excitedly. "I'll go!!"
**
Xelloss groaned, rubbing his head. "Stupid slippery soap....." he hissed.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
"Um......" The mazoku panicked. "Don't come in!!"
The door flung open and Gourry tripped over himself, coming in. "Hi, baby!!!" he exclaimed. "Whatcha doin'?"
"Goo-chan!" Xelloss wailed. "PLEASE tell me you're not going to play these baby games with me again! I don't think my mind can take it!"
"Aw, silly Xel-chan! I love you!!" Gourry squeaked. He grabbed a rubber duckie and threw it into the tub with Xelloss. "And there's a widdle toy for the baby to pway with!"
Xelloss sweatdropped and sank further into the water, blowing bubbles with his mouth. "Great," he mumbled under the water.
Suddenly, there were loud, high-heeled shoe sounding footsteps coming up the stairs. "Oh, no!!" Xelloss shrieked. "Gourry, hide!!" He grabbed Gourry by the neck of his shirt and pulled him into the tub with him. "Be quiet and stay down," he ordered.
This time there was no knock. The door simply opened, to reveal Lina standing in the doorway. She growled at the priest. "What did you do with Gourry?" she demanded.
"He......flew out the window to find the holy grail?" Xelloss replied, hoping she'd believe him.
"Uh-huh," Lina said, flatly. "Where is he really?"
"SURPRISE!!!" Gourry yelled, jumping out of the water, splashing Lina. "I was in the tub the WHOLE time!!!"
Lina stared at Xelloss and Gourry, sharing the bath tub together. "You guys are sick. I'm leaving." She turned around, dripping wet, and went back downstairs.
"What's her problem?" Gourry wondered, scratching his head.
Xelloss shrugged, and proceeded to pour shampoo into his hair.
**
"I can't believe that Mr. Xelloss and Mr. Gourry could be capable of such a heinous and inJust crime!!" Amelia cried, hugging her plush "J." "We should punish them in the name of Justice!!!"
"Or, I could just go upstairs and film them," Zelgadis said, grinning.
"Yes, well, at any rate-" Filia began, just as the ceiling caved in. Xelloss and Gourry, still in the tub, fell through it and landed on the den floor.
"Yay!!" Gourry exclaimed. "I broke the house!!"
Xelloss coughed up dust and sawdust from the ceiling. "I'm going to kill you, Gourry."
**
NoV: ^_^ I did my best to get this up ASAP!! I need ideas for what should happen in the next! Tell me, tell me!
NoV: What part is this, anyway??
Xelloss: (darkly) 5493.
Zelgadis: Awww. Xelloss must be getting old. It's only part four, grandpa.
Xelloss: Haha. Veeery amusing, Zel-chan. VVVEEEEERRRRYYY amusing.
NoV: Whaddya say we go ahead and start the fic?
**
Xelloss grumbled to himself as he sank down into the steaming bath water. "Stupid lizard telling me to take a bath," he murmured. "I'll have my revenge soon enough, Fi-chan......"
**
Meanwhile, downstairs in Zelas' den, Filia sat knitting a sweater for Xelloss. "You just have to know how to control children," she was saying to Lina.
"That is so true," Lina said, sarcastically.
They heard a loud splash and a PING upstairs, followed by "ITAI!!!"
"I'd better go check on the baby," Filia mentioned, trying to put all of her sewing materials away.
"Don't worry, Filia," Gourry shouted, excitedly. "I'll go!!"
**
Xelloss groaned, rubbing his head. "Stupid slippery soap....." he hissed.
KNOCK, KNOCK.
"Um......" The mazoku panicked. "Don't come in!!"
The door flung open and Gourry tripped over himself, coming in. "Hi, baby!!!" he exclaimed. "Whatcha doin'?"
"Goo-chan!" Xelloss wailed. "PLEASE tell me you're not going to play these baby games with me again! I don't think my mind can take it!"
"Aw, silly Xel-chan! I love you!!" Gourry squeaked. He grabbed a rubber duckie and threw it into the tub with Xelloss. "And there's a widdle toy for the baby to pway with!"
Xelloss sweatdropped and sank further into the water, blowing bubbles with his mouth. "Great," he mumbled under the water.
Suddenly, there were loud, high-heeled shoe sounding footsteps coming up the stairs. "Oh, no!!" Xelloss shrieked. "Gourry, hide!!" He grabbed Gourry by the neck of his shirt and pulled him into the tub with him. "Be quiet and stay down," he ordered.
This time there was no knock. The door simply opened, to reveal Lina standing in the doorway. She growled at the priest. "What did you do with Gourry?" she demanded.
"He......flew out the window to find the holy grail?" Xelloss replied, hoping she'd believe him.
"Uh-huh," Lina said, flatly. "Where is he really?"
"SURPRISE!!!" Gourry yelled, jumping out of the water, splashing Lina. "I was in the tub the WHOLE time!!!"
Lina stared at Xelloss and Gourry, sharing the bath tub together. "You guys are sick. I'm leaving." She turned around, dripping wet, and went back downstairs.
"What's her problem?" Gourry wondered, scratching his head.
Xelloss shrugged, and proceeded to pour shampoo into his hair.
**
"I can't believe that Mr. Xelloss and Mr. Gourry could be capable of such a heinous and inJust crime!!" Amelia cried, hugging her plush "J." "We should punish them in the name of Justice!!!"
"Or, I could just go upstairs and film them," Zelgadis said, grinning.
"Yes, well, at any rate-" Filia began, just as the ceiling caved in. Xelloss and Gourry, still in the tub, fell through it and landed on the den floor.
"Yay!!" Gourry exclaimed. "I broke the house!!"
Xelloss coughed up dust and sawdust from the ceiling. "I'm going to kill you, Gourry."
**
NoV: ^_^ I did my best to get this up ASAP!! I need ideas for what should happen in the next! Tell me, tell me!