Disclaimer: Now, you may want to sit down as this may come as a shock to
you... oh wait, you are sitting down... Well, that makes things easier. I
own niether LOTR or anything LOTR related with the exception of my own
personal LOTR merchandize collection. Though I own the Parody which came
from my own Brilliant little imagination... (or lack of there of, rather.
Twisted insanity is probably more the term, actually) "Fins", the original
song, is Property of the Great musician Jimmy Buffett, to which I have no
claim other than all the copies I have on CDs. Yeah, that's extent of it.
And without Further ado, The feature presentation.

Orcs:

They came down from Caradhas
And Moria'd take four days
Hoping they would go unnoticed
And see the golden sun's rays
But now they're trapped in a tomb room
And the orcs are bustin' in
They're armed and have a cave troll
Can our Fellowship heroes win?
Can't you see 'em circlin' fellas?
Can't you see as they surround
You got orcs to the Left,
Orcs to the right
And you're the only ones around
Oh-woah
Oh-woah
You got orcs to the Left,
Orcs to the right
And you're the only ones around
They managed to kill the cave troll
And they got out of Balin's tomb
They ran through the mines
From a Balrog this time
And Gandalf fell at Khaza-Dum
They went to the woods of Lorien
To rest and lighten their load
They got some gifts from Galadriel
Then they had to hit the road
Can't you see 'em circlin' fellas?
Can't you see as they surround
You got orcs to the Left,
Orcs to the right
And you're the only ones around
Oh-woah
Oh-woah
You got orcs to the Left,
Orcs to the right
And you're the only ones around
Sailed down to Amon-Hen
In their Lórien row boats
Hoing to dodge the Uruk-hai
And keep their quest a float
But Legolas senses them near them
And the Orcs are clase at hand
Boromir dies at hands of Uruk-hai
And broken is the Fellowship band
Can't you see 'em circlin' fellas?
Can't you see as they surround
You got orcs to the Left,
Orcs to the right
And you're the only ones around
Oh-woah
Oh-woah
You got orcs to the Left,
Orcs to the right
And you're the only ones around