*Kikyo can now be seen walking on the stage*
Jerry: Um, uh, I don't think those arrows and bow will really be necessary, what about you Steve?
Steve: If you don't want her to have them, take them from her yourself, I ain't going near her.
*Kikyo eyes Jerry, daring him to do something about it*
Jerry: Uh, *sweat*, um, I think it will be okay, now, come to think of it. *sweat*
*Kikyo takes the chair to the right of Inu-yasha*
Jerry: Welcome to the show. *sweat*
Kikyo: Do I intimidate you?
Jerry: No, not at all, heh, heh.
Kikyo: I should.
Jerry: Um, okay, whatever you say.
Inu-yasha: Can we get on with it? I don't have all day.
*Miroku whispers to Kikyo*
Miroku: Hey, after the show, you want to get together or.
Inu-yasha: Watch it, monk.
Miroku: Right.
Jerry: Okay! Kikyo, why don't you tell us why you're here.
Kikyo: The Lecherous Monk brought me on here, but since I'm here, I will tell my story.
*Inu-yasha groans*
Kikyo: I am here to take Inu-yasha to hell with me.
Crowd: OOOOOO! Goodness!
Inu-yasha: Feh. I'm not going anywhere. It's not my time to.
Kikyo: Do you not love me anymore?
Inu-yasha: Gee! I have to whiz. Is there a bathroom anywhere?
Kikyo: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
Inu-yasha: Ok! I think of you everyday. There isn't one day that goes by, that I don't think of you.
Kikyo: Then come with me.
Inu-yasha: I, I.
Miroku: DON'T LOOK INTO HER EYES! SHE'S EVIL! I TELL YA! EVIL!
*Kagome rushes onto the stage*
Kagome: I'm not going to stand by anymore and watch you brainwash him! He's not going anywhere! He's staying here, with me, and his friends! The ones that care enough about him to not want him to go to Hell! So there!
*Miroku whispers to Jerry*
Miroku: That's pretty harsh words, for her, I mean.
Jerry: Right. Let's sit down. I think they are handling the show pretty well with out me.
*Kikyo stands up*
Kikyo: Just who do you think you're talking to?
Kagome: A no good, stinking, rotten, dead, broad, who can't get over the thought of her crush liking someone other than her!
*Kikyo rushes towards Kagome. She starts pulling at her hair.*
Kikyo yells: AND WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS?! YOU?! DID HE EVER TELL YOU HE LOVES YOU?! LIKE HE DID ME?!
*Kagome pulls away from her and runs full speed towards her, tackling her to the ground. She bangs Kikyo's head on the floor*
Kagome screams: THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE! HE'S MINE YOU DEAD TRAMP! *BANG BANG*
*Inu-yasha blushes. He gets up and tries to pull them apart. After a while, he's successful.
Inu-yasha: Please, can't we talk about this like civilized demons and priestesses?
*Kikyo shoves him out of the way*
Miroku: I wish women would fight over me like that.
Jerry: Really.
*Kikyo grabs an arrow*
Kikyo: I'll settle this once and for all! Kagome! DIE!
*Kikyo shoots her arrow, aiming right for Kagome's heart.*
Inu-yasha: Curse it!
*Inu-yasha jumps into Kagome, falling to the ground and landing on top of her. The arrow whizzes by.*
Kagome: I-Inu-yasha?
*The arrow heads for Miroku, he ducks, and the arrow makes contact. Right into Jerry's chest*
Steve: AHHHH! Crazy Chick with ARROWS! Run for the Hills!
*Steve runs out the doors*
Crowd: Mumble-mumble.
*Kikyo's eyes seem to burn with fire, she grabs another arrow*
Kikyo: Get out of my way Inu-yasha! She is going to die!
Inu-yasha: Grab her, Miroku!
Miroku: With pleasure!
Inu-yasha: Not like that!
*Inu-yasha was too late, Miroku was already up and running towards Kikyo. He grabbed her around the waste and lifted her onto his shoulder*
Kikyo: EEEEE! Let me down!
Miroku: *Girlish giggle* Hey! Where's the nearest Hotel?!
*Miroku runs out the doors, with Kikyo screaming and kicking all the way*
Jerry: Call-someone-911-help.
Inu-yasha: Are you okay?
Jerry: Oh-yeah. Just-peachy.
Inu-yasha: I wasn't talking to you!
Kagome: I'm fine.
*Inu-yasha helps her off the floor.*
Inu-yasha: Wow. That was interesting.
Kagome: hmm.
Inu-yasha: What's wrong?
Kagome: Did you really tell Kikyo, you, love her?
*Inu-yasha looks down*
Inu-yasha: That was a long time ago.
Kagome: Do you love me?
*Inu-yasha looks up at her*
Inu-yasha: I just realized, I do. Sincerely.
Crowd: YAYYYY! WHOA WHOOO!
*Kagome and Inu-yasha blush*
Inu-yasha: Let's go find out what hotel that monk went to before Kikyo kills him.
Kagome: Okay.
*They walk out the doors, holding hands*
Jerry: Now-it's time- for our thought-of the-day.Screw it. Call me an ambulance.
*Jerry drops down to the ground*
Women #1: He's dead!
Crowd: YAYY!
Man #2: I get his credit cards!
Women #2: I want his underwear!
Women #3: NO! I WANT THEM!
*Crowd starts throwing fist. Trying to get to Jerry.*
Sango: Well, I wonder if Steve wants a doughnut. Oh Stevie boy! Where'd you go?
*Sango skips out the doors*
Jerry: Um, uh, I don't think those arrows and bow will really be necessary, what about you Steve?
Steve: If you don't want her to have them, take them from her yourself, I ain't going near her.
*Kikyo eyes Jerry, daring him to do something about it*
Jerry: Uh, *sweat*, um, I think it will be okay, now, come to think of it. *sweat*
*Kikyo takes the chair to the right of Inu-yasha*
Jerry: Welcome to the show. *sweat*
Kikyo: Do I intimidate you?
Jerry: No, not at all, heh, heh.
Kikyo: I should.
Jerry: Um, okay, whatever you say.
Inu-yasha: Can we get on with it? I don't have all day.
*Miroku whispers to Kikyo*
Miroku: Hey, after the show, you want to get together or.
Inu-yasha: Watch it, monk.
Miroku: Right.
Jerry: Okay! Kikyo, why don't you tell us why you're here.
Kikyo: The Lecherous Monk brought me on here, but since I'm here, I will tell my story.
*Inu-yasha groans*
Kikyo: I am here to take Inu-yasha to hell with me.
Crowd: OOOOOO! Goodness!
Inu-yasha: Feh. I'm not going anywhere. It's not my time to.
Kikyo: Do you not love me anymore?
Inu-yasha: Gee! I have to whiz. Is there a bathroom anywhere?
Kikyo: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
Inu-yasha: Ok! I think of you everyday. There isn't one day that goes by, that I don't think of you.
Kikyo: Then come with me.
Inu-yasha: I, I.
Miroku: DON'T LOOK INTO HER EYES! SHE'S EVIL! I TELL YA! EVIL!
*Kagome rushes onto the stage*
Kagome: I'm not going to stand by anymore and watch you brainwash him! He's not going anywhere! He's staying here, with me, and his friends! The ones that care enough about him to not want him to go to Hell! So there!
*Miroku whispers to Jerry*
Miroku: That's pretty harsh words, for her, I mean.
Jerry: Right. Let's sit down. I think they are handling the show pretty well with out me.
*Kikyo stands up*
Kikyo: Just who do you think you're talking to?
Kagome: A no good, stinking, rotten, dead, broad, who can't get over the thought of her crush liking someone other than her!
*Kikyo rushes towards Kagome. She starts pulling at her hair.*
Kikyo yells: AND WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS?! YOU?! DID HE EVER TELL YOU HE LOVES YOU?! LIKE HE DID ME?!
*Kagome pulls away from her and runs full speed towards her, tackling her to the ground. She bangs Kikyo's head on the floor*
Kagome screams: THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE! HE'S MINE YOU DEAD TRAMP! *BANG BANG*
*Inu-yasha blushes. He gets up and tries to pull them apart. After a while, he's successful.
Inu-yasha: Please, can't we talk about this like civilized demons and priestesses?
*Kikyo shoves him out of the way*
Miroku: I wish women would fight over me like that.
Jerry: Really.
*Kikyo grabs an arrow*
Kikyo: I'll settle this once and for all! Kagome! DIE!
*Kikyo shoots her arrow, aiming right for Kagome's heart.*
Inu-yasha: Curse it!
*Inu-yasha jumps into Kagome, falling to the ground and landing on top of her. The arrow whizzes by.*
Kagome: I-Inu-yasha?
*The arrow heads for Miroku, he ducks, and the arrow makes contact. Right into Jerry's chest*
Steve: AHHHH! Crazy Chick with ARROWS! Run for the Hills!
*Steve runs out the doors*
Crowd: Mumble-mumble.
*Kikyo's eyes seem to burn with fire, she grabs another arrow*
Kikyo: Get out of my way Inu-yasha! She is going to die!
Inu-yasha: Grab her, Miroku!
Miroku: With pleasure!
Inu-yasha: Not like that!
*Inu-yasha was too late, Miroku was already up and running towards Kikyo. He grabbed her around the waste and lifted her onto his shoulder*
Kikyo: EEEEE! Let me down!
Miroku: *Girlish giggle* Hey! Where's the nearest Hotel?!
*Miroku runs out the doors, with Kikyo screaming and kicking all the way*
Jerry: Call-someone-911-help.
Inu-yasha: Are you okay?
Jerry: Oh-yeah. Just-peachy.
Inu-yasha: I wasn't talking to you!
Kagome: I'm fine.
*Inu-yasha helps her off the floor.*
Inu-yasha: Wow. That was interesting.
Kagome: hmm.
Inu-yasha: What's wrong?
Kagome: Did you really tell Kikyo, you, love her?
*Inu-yasha looks down*
Inu-yasha: That was a long time ago.
Kagome: Do you love me?
*Inu-yasha looks up at her*
Inu-yasha: I just realized, I do. Sincerely.
Crowd: YAYYYY! WHOA WHOOO!
*Kagome and Inu-yasha blush*
Inu-yasha: Let's go find out what hotel that monk went to before Kikyo kills him.
Kagome: Okay.
*They walk out the doors, holding hands*
Jerry: Now-it's time- for our thought-of the-day.Screw it. Call me an ambulance.
*Jerry drops down to the ground*
Women #1: He's dead!
Crowd: YAYY!
Man #2: I get his credit cards!
Women #2: I want his underwear!
Women #3: NO! I WANT THEM!
*Crowd starts throwing fist. Trying to get to Jerry.*
Sango: Well, I wonder if Steve wants a doughnut. Oh Stevie boy! Where'd you go?
*Sango skips out the doors*