Ideas For Fanfics!

by the joined forces of Lethe and Mnemosyne!

Chapter One: "Fwic."

Yugi: Idea?

Joey: Yeh.

Yugi: For what?

Joey: A fanfic. That's what she said.

Yugi: What's a fan.fic?

Joey: D'no.

Tea: I know! I know!

Yugi: So what is it?

Tea: A fanfic is when you wave a fan and it goes 'fwic'!

Joey: Fwic?

Tea: Yeah, it's a whooshy noise.

Joey: That can't be right. She said 'fic'.

Yugi: Who are you talking about?

Joey: I dunno, some girl who walked up to me on the street and said, "I need an idea for a fanfic."

Yugi: That's just weird.

Joey: Yeah.

Tristan: Hey guys! What's up?

Joey: Hey Tristan. What's a fanfic?

Tristan: I think it's a type of Russian food.

Joey: Youuuuuu...IDIAAAAT!!! heheheh.

*Shadi sprouts up out of the ground!*

Shadi: I know what a fanfic is, my young friend. Yugi: Please tell us!

Shadi: It all started with the concubines of old China.

*Hours pass.*

Shadi: .And so they decided then and there that they would make up ridiculous stories about their masters. Now farewell..

*He sinks back into the ground*

Joey: zzzzzzz..Wha? Izzy done yet, Yuug? *Stretchy*

Tea: Wow! I had no idea that the concubines were obsessed with revenge!

Tristan: Me either.

Tristan&Joey: We're hungryyyy!!!

Tristan: You up for Russian food?

Joey: Yeh. We can see if they have 'fanfics' on the menu.

Tristan: He he.

Yugi: I don't think Shadi was right though.

Tea: What do you think then?

Yugi: I don't know. [slaps head] Duh! I'll ask Yami!

Chorus: Yuuuuuu-giiiiiii-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yami: Why am I here?

Tristan: What does 'fanfic' mean?

Yami: Ah, you are referring to the ancient art of paper dueling.

All: [interestedly] What?

Yami: It was quite simple, really. All you had to do was fold paper into a fan and then swish it. It made a 'fwic' noise, and the person who fwicked loudest won.

All: Ohhhhh.

Tea: I was the closest so you guys have to treat us all to lunch!

Joey: Allllll-riiiight! Big Mac, here comes da' masta!