Tea: I was the closest so you guys have to treat us all to lunch!

Joey: Allllll-riiiight! Big Mac, here comes da' masta!

Tristan: I hate to break it to you Joey, but Chalupas are better.

Joey: No way! Big Mac!

Tristan: Chalupa!

Joey: Big Mac!

Tristan: Chaluuuu-

Yami: WENDY'S OLD FASHIONED HAMBURGER!!!!

Tristan: -pa. Okay, Wendy's is good.

Joey: Of course! Dat was my plan all along! Aheheh…

Tea: Let's just go, guys. I'm starving!

*The gang walks over to Wendy's, gets their food, and sits down*

Yugi: There. Now Yami can rest up for a bit. Hey, is that Kaiba?

Tea: Yeah, I think it is! With Mokuba! Let's go say hi!

Tristan: I think I'll pass.

Joey: (smirking evilly) Yeah, we can watch da food!

Tristan: You mean the grub.

Joey: No, da food!

Tristan: Whatever you say, buddy.

Tea: Yeesh, you guys argue too much. Come on Yugi!

*Kaiba is ordering food/grub for Mokuba*

Mokuba: Big brother, can I donate a quarter to the Red Cross Fund?

Kaiba: No, Mokuba. You forget, I bought you three new dueling simulators for your birthday.

Mokuba: Aw, Seto…

Kaiba: [firmly] No. We're on the low end of five million this month, so my even taking you to Wendy's is a treat.

Mokuba: B-but Seto!

Kaiba: …Fine.

Kaiba pulls a hundred-dollar bill out of his wallet and squishes it into the bin.

~~

Joey: Aw, mannnnnnnnnn…

Tea: He's so charitable!

Yugi: [mutters]

Tea: I'm sorry, did you say something, Yugi?

Yugi: No…

Joey: I have an idea. [smirks]

Joey walks up behind Kaiba and taps him on the shoulder.

Kaiba: [paranoid] Wha-what the fu-

Mokuba: [blinks at Seto]

Kaiba: -fudge! What are you doing here, dog?

Joey: [smugly] Eating. I have a question for you, Kaiba.

Kaiba: [glares] And why should I answer you?

Joey: C'mon, it's easy. What does 'fanfic' mean?

Kaiba: It's the abbreviation of the word 'fanfiction', which is a fiction written by a fan of a particular work transmitted through electronic or typed means, such as television shows and books.

All: …

The Wendy's door rings and someone steps through.

Mysterious Cloaked Figure: I am a mysterious cloaked figure!!! Fear me!!!

Yugi: And who might you be?

Mysterious Cloaked Figure: I already told you, I am a mysterious Cloaked Figure!!! Fool.

Joey: You're all wrong, man.

MCF: Excuse me?

Joey: First of all, you're a Mysterious Cloaked Figure, not a mysterious Cloaked Figure. Second, it's 'ph33r', unless you're… not of the technologically l33t. [spiraling silence]

MCF: …Oh, I didn't realize. Please pardon my ignorance. [swishy cape] I shall leave, until I am worthy to challenge you once again. [mysteriously] And we will meet again, very soon… *poof*