Ideas For Fanfics! Chapter Three - The Crossover Begins!
by the joined forces of Lethe and Mnemosyne.
Joey: First of all, you're a Mysterious Cloaked Figure, not a mysterious Cloaked Figure. Second, it's 'ph33r', unless you're. not of the technologically l33t. [spiraling silence]
MCF: .Oh, I didn't realize. Please pardon my ignorance. [swishy cape] I shall leave, until I am worthy to challenge you once again. [mysteriously] And we will meet again, very soon. *poof*
All: .
*Somewhere near*
Lina: Gourry, what the heck is wrong with you. (Statement, not question. Lina always does that).
Gourry: Oh! Why hello, Lina!
Lina: Don't you ever appear out nowhere wearing a freaky cloak! "Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows.."
Gourry: Aaaah!!! *Hides under cloak*
Lina: ".Buried in the flow of time."
Gourry: (Peeking out) Um, Lina?
Lina: ".I pledge myself to darkness, and the powers it possesses."
Gourry: Help meeee!!!
Lina: ".Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed! DRAGON..SLAAAAAVE!!!!
Gourry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Gourry flies off into the horizon*
*Meanwhile, in Wendy's.* *At the counter.*
Ryoga: [demanding] There isn't pork in your burgers, is there? Tell me you don't use pork.
Ranma: Jeez, Ryoga! Hurry up an' order!
Stammering Waitress: Uh, no sir, I don't think we-
Ryoga: You don't think? Is that it? Listen here, I want you to be one hundred percent sure when you say that! Now do you or do you not use pork in your burgers?!
Stammering Waitress: Well, um, th-there's the bacon cheeseburger, s-sir.
Ryoga: [glares] You mean to say that you *murder* innocent pigs for the sake of your food! [flames] Unforgivable!
Ranma: [mutters] And how do you think the *cows* feel, P-chan?
Akane: Oh my! Ranma, what did you just say?
Ryoga: [murderously] Yes, Ranma, what *did* you say?
Ranma: [winces] Aheh, nothing.
Punkster: (To fellow Punksters) Heeeeeey, check out dat chick over dere!
Punkster #2: Let's go try ta' pick her up! *Walks over to Akane*
Punkster #2: Hi, girlie. The name's Keith, Bandit Keith. How's about you and I get toge-
Akane: Yeah, right. Like I've got the time to go anywhere. Get lost!
Bandit Keith: Oh, playing hard to get, are we? We'll just see about that, won't we? *Reaches out and grabs Akane's arm*
Ranma: What the HELL do you think you're doing?! SHIRYU HOTEN HAAAAA!!!!
*Ladies and germs, Bandit Keith has left the building*
Ryoga: Oh Akane, are you hurt?
Ranma: Geez, give the girl a break. Come on, let's just EAT. *Drags Ryoga to table. Both of them start eating.*
Akane: Yeesh, boys. *A man with a cool staff walks up to Akane*
Miroku: I couldn't help but notice your unique beauty among the crowd. May I have the pleasure of asking your name?
Akane: (Thinking) Who's he? He's so polite! Unlike Ranma and that Keith jerk. (Speaking) Oh, my name's Akane. And yours?
Miroku: How silly of me to not introduce myself! I am the Buddhist priest Miroku. Pleased to make your acquaintance, Lady Akane.
Akane: The pleasure is mine, really!
Miroku: Would you be so kind as to bear my chil-
*Inu-Yasha whacks Miroku upside the head as Akane watches, stunned.*
Inu-Yasha: Baka! I knew you were up to no good. Now get back here and order.
Miroku: [meekly] Yes, Inu-Yasha.
Akane: What?
Inu-Yasha: [glares] You look like.
Miroku: [shock] Indeed, Miss Akane, you bear a striking resemblance to one in our party, that is to say, Lady Kagome!
*Kagome walks over.*
Kagome: Inu-Yasha, Miroku, aren't you going to order?
*Inu and Miroku point silently to Akane.*
Kagome: [friendly] Hi!
Akane: Hi!
*Neither one seems to notice the striking resemblance that they share. Typical.*
Ranma: [glares at Inu]
Miroku: Now that I think of it, those two seem rather similar as well.
Inu and Ranma: [simultaneously] No WAYYYY!!!
Cashier Lady: Is anyone going to order????
by the joined forces of Lethe and Mnemosyne.
Joey: First of all, you're a Mysterious Cloaked Figure, not a mysterious Cloaked Figure. Second, it's 'ph33r', unless you're. not of the technologically l33t. [spiraling silence]
MCF: .Oh, I didn't realize. Please pardon my ignorance. [swishy cape] I shall leave, until I am worthy to challenge you once again. [mysteriously] And we will meet again, very soon. *poof*
All: .
*Somewhere near*
Lina: Gourry, what the heck is wrong with you. (Statement, not question. Lina always does that).
Gourry: Oh! Why hello, Lina!
Lina: Don't you ever appear out nowhere wearing a freaky cloak! "Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows.."
Gourry: Aaaah!!! *Hides under cloak*
Lina: ".Buried in the flow of time."
Gourry: (Peeking out) Um, Lina?
Lina: ".I pledge myself to darkness, and the powers it possesses."
Gourry: Help meeee!!!
Lina: ".Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed! DRAGON..SLAAAAAVE!!!!
Gourry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Gourry flies off into the horizon*
*Meanwhile, in Wendy's.* *At the counter.*
Ryoga: [demanding] There isn't pork in your burgers, is there? Tell me you don't use pork.
Ranma: Jeez, Ryoga! Hurry up an' order!
Stammering Waitress: Uh, no sir, I don't think we-
Ryoga: You don't think? Is that it? Listen here, I want you to be one hundred percent sure when you say that! Now do you or do you not use pork in your burgers?!
Stammering Waitress: Well, um, th-there's the bacon cheeseburger, s-sir.
Ryoga: [glares] You mean to say that you *murder* innocent pigs for the sake of your food! [flames] Unforgivable!
Ranma: [mutters] And how do you think the *cows* feel, P-chan?
Akane: Oh my! Ranma, what did you just say?
Ryoga: [murderously] Yes, Ranma, what *did* you say?
Ranma: [winces] Aheh, nothing.
Punkster: (To fellow Punksters) Heeeeeey, check out dat chick over dere!
Punkster #2: Let's go try ta' pick her up! *Walks over to Akane*
Punkster #2: Hi, girlie. The name's Keith, Bandit Keith. How's about you and I get toge-
Akane: Yeah, right. Like I've got the time to go anywhere. Get lost!
Bandit Keith: Oh, playing hard to get, are we? We'll just see about that, won't we? *Reaches out and grabs Akane's arm*
Ranma: What the HELL do you think you're doing?! SHIRYU HOTEN HAAAAA!!!!
*Ladies and germs, Bandit Keith has left the building*
Ryoga: Oh Akane, are you hurt?
Ranma: Geez, give the girl a break. Come on, let's just EAT. *Drags Ryoga to table. Both of them start eating.*
Akane: Yeesh, boys. *A man with a cool staff walks up to Akane*
Miroku: I couldn't help but notice your unique beauty among the crowd. May I have the pleasure of asking your name?
Akane: (Thinking) Who's he? He's so polite! Unlike Ranma and that Keith jerk. (Speaking) Oh, my name's Akane. And yours?
Miroku: How silly of me to not introduce myself! I am the Buddhist priest Miroku. Pleased to make your acquaintance, Lady Akane.
Akane: The pleasure is mine, really!
Miroku: Would you be so kind as to bear my chil-
*Inu-Yasha whacks Miroku upside the head as Akane watches, stunned.*
Inu-Yasha: Baka! I knew you were up to no good. Now get back here and order.
Miroku: [meekly] Yes, Inu-Yasha.
Akane: What?
Inu-Yasha: [glares] You look like.
Miroku: [shock] Indeed, Miss Akane, you bear a striking resemblance to one in our party, that is to say, Lady Kagome!
*Kagome walks over.*
Kagome: Inu-Yasha, Miroku, aren't you going to order?
*Inu and Miroku point silently to Akane.*
Kagome: [friendly] Hi!
Akane: Hi!
*Neither one seems to notice the striking resemblance that they share. Typical.*
Ranma: [glares at Inu]
Miroku: Now that I think of it, those two seem rather similar as well.
Inu and Ranma: [simultaneously] No WAYYYY!!!
Cashier Lady: Is anyone going to order????