Ideas For Fanfics! Chapter Four - New Friends! .And Enemies.

you know who it's by.

Cashier Lady: Is anyone going to order?

Akane: Ranma, you order while Kagome and I get to know each other.

Kagome: Yeah Inu-Yasha! Go help.

Inu and Ranma: (simultaneously) WHY DO I GOTTA DO IT?!?!

Kagome: SIT, BOY!

*Inu crashes to the ground. Innocent eaters get edgy.*

Miroku: Yep. Big sit.

*Akane thwaks Ranma on the head and he falls onto Inu-Yasha.*

Ryoga: Yep. Big hit.

Miroku: This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Ryoga: Yep. Big friendship.

Miroku: You're scaring the children.

Akane: Looks more like that Bandit Keith guy is.

*Having regained conciousness, Keith is now trying to steal McFlurry's from kids.*

Sango: Indeed. Anybody want fries?

All: .

Miroku: Lady Sango! I am graced by your presence! When did you-

Sango: While you were busy. [glances at the heap on the floor] .beating on Inu-Yasha and his friend.

Akane: [friendly friendly!] Hi! I'm Akane!

Sango: I am Sango, Demon Slayer. And this is-

Shippo: [super-smiley] Shippo the fox-demon, pleased to meetcha!

Akane: Oh! How cuuuute! You would make a great buddy for P-chan - P-chan? Where'd you go?

Ranma: [gets up] Yeah, P-chan. Where'd you go? (snicker)

Ryoga hits Ranma back down to the floor.

Akane: Huh?

Waitress Lady walks past the group holding cups of water, and trips on the still form of Inu-Yasha.

Waitress Lady: Oh dear!

Ranma-chan: Awww, fluffbunnies.

Miroku: [starry-eyed] Ah, I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, Miss! Will you bear my-

All: [hit Miroku]

*Two silhouetted figures burst into Wendy's. One is a girl, the other a boy.*

Boy: LIGHT COME FORTH!!!

Girl: Almayce, where are you?!

*Almayce is pretending to be a statue. It would work if he wasn't ten feet tall.*

Girl: There you are. *Takes offensive stance*

Stammering Waitress Lady: Y-you aren't going to start a fight, right?

Girl: (innocently) Oh no, not at all. *Drags Almayce outside*

Boy: Wait for me, Lina!

Miroku: Ah, Lina...but something seems wrong about her.

Inu: What are you plotting now, pervert? (snickers)

Kagome: Probably planning to get a *feel* for Lira or whatever. What a lecher.

Ranma: Come on already! The fight has started! *pulls the Ranma characters outside*

Sango: This should be interesting to watch. Let's go!