Ideas For Fanfics! Chapter Six – Miroku and Yami Get It On!
by Lethe and Mnemosyne.
hahaha! all this time and I've never had a disclaimer. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except a pair of socks. Well, that was easy. Back to the story now.
Yami: Now, let's play a game. If you win then you have my life…but if I win, you will be punished with a penalty game!
Miroku: Heh. Bring it on. What are the rules?
Yami: (smiling evilly) It's simple, really. We'll stand on the roof of the Wendy's, and whoever falls off first loses.
Miroku: Fine by me.
Kagome and Tea: Ummm…
*Yami and Miroku climb up to the roof and balance themselves on the center beam.*
Joey: Be careful, man.
Tristan: Yeah, wouldn't want you to get hurt, Yuug.
Yami: Thank you…my friends.
Miroku: Do I not get good luck wishes of some sort? (sniff sniff)
Sango: …Good luck, my lecherous friend. May heaven accept you in pity.
Miroku: I'm hurt. I know you all mean well.
Yami: Let the game begin!
*Dead silence as a crowd starts to form. Neither player looks ready to fall.*
*A couple hours later…*
Miroku: (exhaustedly) Are you ready to…give up yet…?
Yami: (not tired at all) No. Are you?
Inu: (annoyed now by waiting so long) Dammit, just blow him to hell!!!
Kagome: (appalled) Inu-Yasha! That's not part of the rules!
Miroku: But it's not such…a bad idea… *pulls off rosary* WIND TUNNEL!!!
*Yami, who sensed this coming, simultaneously casted a spell…*
Yami: …OBLIVION!!!
*The two powerful blasts hit right on, sending both Miroku and Yami flying off the roof in opposite directions.*
Inu: Yami definitely went down first.
Joey: No waaay! It was the pervert!
Inu: (getting mad) Yami!
Joey: Pervert!
Inu: Am not, pervert!
Joey: (evil plan grin) Perverrrrrrt!!!
Inu: PERVERT!!!
Joey: hehehe…you just admitted dat' the pervert fell first!
Inu: HEY!!! Well I take it back!
Joey: But ya' can't ta-
Akane: Oh, hush. Anyone can see that it was a tie.
Ryoga: Oh Akane…your decisions are so wonderful…
Sango: So what happens in the case of a tie?
Yami: (bashed up) Well…then I guess Miroku gets half of my life energy…but what do I get from him?
Miroku: You may have my powers, good friend. And I don't need your life force, I'll just take half of your powers.
Yami: Well… then it's a deal. *offers hand to Miroku*
*Miroku accepts Yami's handshake, and they both start to glow. Purple flames/smoke is seen being transferred from Miroku to Yami, and golden flames/smoke is flowing from Yami to Miroku. The Millennium Puzzle and Miroku's staff switch owners.*
Mokuba: Cool! Look, Seto!
Kaiba: What the hell...
Mokuba: (stares innocently at Seto)
Kaiba: …llabubu.
Mokuba: Hell……llabubu?
Kaiba: Just forget it, kid.
Mokuba: …Hellllabubu! Hellllabubu! Hellllabubu! Hellllabubu! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
Kagome: (muses) How did they survive the fall…?
Miroku: (blinks) I feel… different…
*A golden eye starts glowing on Miroku's forehead.*
All: …
Sango: Oh my.
*MEANWHILE…*
Gourry: Wow, Lina! That's a first!
Lina: Huh?
Gourry: We were in that restaurant for all that time and we never got any food!
Lina: (hits self) Augh!!!