High School Hell: Part Two

By: Ariel-chan

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Wufei stared in horror at the scene before him for about five minutes before

someone started screaming and his nose errupted. Girls grabbed their clothes

in a vain attempt to cover themselves and shrieked. Nakia just stood there,

laughing her head off.

Wufei spun around and grabbed her shirt collar. "What kind of fucked up

practical joke is this, onna?! What are you trying to do?! "

The teacher came running out of her office and looked around. Screaming

girls, an extremely pissed guy threatening That Girl, and That Girl's

accomplise laughing like a hyena. Ms. Jackson was utterly bewildered.

Finally, she just screamed, "Everyone SHUT UP!" and they did. She took a

deep breath and turned to the obvious perpatraitor. "Nakia, what the hell

is going on here?"

In a second, Nakia became the person that all her other teachers claimed she

was. She smiled and looked at the teacher. "Ms.Jackson, this is Chang Wufei

He's in this aerobics class now." Ms.Jackson blinked for a moment before

walking towards them and grabbing Wufei's schedule. She sighed when she saw

that Nakia wasn't lying, and turned to look at her newest student.

"Alright. In the future, you can dress out in the restroom. I don't suppose

you remembered your suit today, Ms. Louis?" Nakia shook her head. "Fine, then

you and Candace can tell him what to wear. Everyone else into your lines !"

Wufei followed Nakia grudgingly to where a girl sat. She was about his

height with slightly frizzy brown hair. The height part was a relief. Nakia

was a few inches *taller* than him. It was rather embarrassing. The new girl

eyed him with a predatory expression. Nakia's looks had been about

dominance, but this girl looked like she might eat him. Nakia snickered at the

girl's expression. "Down, girl. Candace, this is Wufei. He's new so play nice."

That was obviously not the right thing to say, because Candace now looked

even more predatory. "Can I *really* play with him?" Wufei backed away from

her.

Nakia hit her on the head with her notebook. "No, hentai. I swear you have

*no* taste in guys. If you want a cute one, there's this guy he's hanging

around with who has *purple eyes*. Seriously, they're purple. They aren't

contacts either...." Wufei rolled his eyes. This was beginning to sound

familiar.

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Wufei was jerked out of the semi-consious state he had slipped into by the

'bell' as it rang... er... buzzed. He jumped up and looked around. "What was

that?"

The two girls grabbed their stuff and him and ran for the door. "Lunch!"

Candace screamed. "I am sooo hungry!" They ran down the hallway, pulling him

along by the arm until they reached a pair of double-doors.

"That's the guy I was telling you about." Nakia murmured to Candace.

"Apparently he has friends." Candace's eyes lit up.

Wufei looked up. He never thought he'd be so glad to see the other pilots.

He broke free of his tormentors and ran over to them, falling on his knees

and babbling incoherently at them. The only decipherable words were.

"Onna..... Hentai..... Kissama.... Help!" Unfortunately, the others were

occupied.

There were now *four* girls. One was taller than Trowa and had this strange

aura about her. She seemed to be one of those people who had a very magnetic

personality. She was currently trying to figure out Trowa's hair. The other

was about the same height as Nakia, and was rather...d eveloped for someone

who was behaving as immaturely as she was. She kept staring at Quatre,

giggling and blushing. Candace was fawning over Duo, and Nakia

and Heero were engaged in a glaring contest. Heero was really fierce, but

the girl didn't seem to be fazed at all. It was remarkable.

The contest could have lasted forever, but Duo grabbed Heero for protection

against Candace, and one of the other girls grabbed Nakia, complaining that

she was hungry and screaming that Nakia just *had* to look at this cute

blonde. Everyone separated into their personal group of friends and blinked

at the other group.

Duo hopped forward. "Okay! Girls, this is Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei.

I am the all-powerful Shinigami! You can call me Duo, though."

Nakia nodded. "Nice to meet all of you. You know me and Candace." She

gestured to the other two girls. "The tall one is Kaori, and the one hanging

off my arm is Desiree." She looked around until she spotted what she was

looking and pulled out a short girl who glared at all of them. "And the

midget is Mara."

The so-called midget glared at all of them, before going on a rant about

hormonal teenage girls and being accused of having no hormones herself. The

argument ended when Heero spun around and headed into the cafeteria.

Everyone immediately followed him.

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Quatre's head was spinning. This was all very overwhelming. There was this

leech-like girl attached to his side that kept gushing about how *adorable*

he was, and he still hadn't gotten over his keyboarding class' reaction to

having a bishounen in a pink shirt in their class. He was going to have to

ask someone what a "fag" was, but he was afraid he wouldn't like the answer.

Here, at least, he seemed to be safe. Everyone ignored everyone but the

others at their table during lunch, and hurried to eat before the bell rang.

He noticed some students were eating *very* quickly.

"Exactly how long is lunch, anyway?"

The leech-girl smiled brightly at having gotten him to talk. "Half an hour."

All the pilots turned to stare at her. "That's all?!"

"Yup, so eat up."

Everyone immediately looked back at their food and didn't look up until

they'd finished.