Author's Notes: If any of you are reading this, I want to let you know I am quite stressed right

now. I am at a tie with one of my classmates for Salutatorian, it all depends on our last report

card. (Which we will receive in three days.) So I have to write a speech! Hey, I am really shy, I

have a feeling I will just fall off the stage and die of a heart attack if I do win. Argh! Can't think

of what to say, do any of you have any experience?

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Inuyasha cast. They belong to Rumiko T.

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This Means War



"You b***h! I'll never forgive you." yelled Inuyasha. If you looked close enough, you

can see that Kagome's veins are literally popping from anger.

"Shut up you baka!" yelled Kagome back as she faced the teacher again and put on her

smiling, happy face.

"I am not a baka!" cried Inuyasha. Kagome wasn't listening anymore. "Hey, don't ignore

me!" Wham!

"Mrs. Taylor, do continue." stated Kagome.

"Hey Inuyasha." stated Miroku as he nudged him with his foot. "He's out cold. Wow, that

girl sure can throw. Well, at least he is still in one piece. Though I don't know how long that will

last if he doesn't learn to keep his mouth shut."

"Miroku, take Inuyasha to the school nurse." stated Mrs. Taylor still pissed off. Miroku

nodded and hauled Inuyasha outside.

"Inuyasha, how much do you weigh?" grunted Miroku as he resolved to dragging

Inuyasha.

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Sesshoumaru tried his best to hold in his smirk. 'As long as he is in one piece, it is great

to see him beat up. That girl sure has guts.' thought Sesshoumaru to himself.

'The nerve of that guy' fumed Kagome. 'How dare he call me a b***h. The next time I

see him, I am not letting him get away with just bruises.' Kagome clenched her pen angrily,

which in result snapped in two. Sesshoumaru noticed this and raised an eyebrow.

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"What on earth?" cried the nurse. "How did he get like that in the first fifteen minutes of

school? And on the first day too?"

"Well, he was hitting on some girl, and she is more than what she seemed." sighed

Miroku. "She was a beauty though." Miroku had his dreamy look on. "When will Inuyasha

wake?"

"In a few minutes I would think." replied the nurse as she treated his bruises. "It served

him right if he tried hitting on a girl so fast." the nurse applied extra pressure on Inuyasha's

bruise, which had Inuyasha jumping out of his skin and screaming in pain. "I see you're awake."

"Inuyasha, it's good to see you back." cried Miroku as he gave Inuyasha a hug. "I would

kiss you if you were a girl."

"I pass." came the muffled voice of Inuyasha. "Now will you please let go? I'm

suffocating."

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'Now to find that Inuyasha.' thought Kagome as she looked for Inuyasha. Kagome didn't

watch where she was going and bumped into a girl about her age. "Sorry." apologized Kagome.

"I wasn't watching where I was going."

"Oh, that's okay. My name is Sango." said the girl, now known as Sango.

"I'm Kagome." replied Kagome as she shook Sango's hand.

"Why are you in such a rush? It's recess."

"I am looking for this guy, because he had the nerve to call me a b***h in front of my

whole class."

"I'll come with you. Boys like that need to learn their lesson. Please?"

"Sure."

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"Man, I am still seeing stars." stated Inuyasha as Miroku helped Inuyasha walk down the

hall.

"There he is!" screamed Kagome as she stomped toward them with Sango in tow. Miroku

noticed the voice as Kagome's and quickly ran and hid behind a plant. Miroku had dropped

Inuyasha, and since he could walk straight, he fell to the ground and yelled.

"Miroku, what the f'**k is wrong with you?" Kagome saw someone running, and

assumed him to be Inuyasha. Kagome was so angry, she didn't look down, and tripped over

Inuyasha.

"Ow!" screamed Inuyasha. Sango quickly ran towards them but slamed into Miroku, who

just stepped out from behind the plant. That sent them tumbling onto Kagome and Inuyasha.

"Ow, who groped me?" screamed Sango.

"Miroku, get your hand out off my ass." screamed Inuyasha.

"Oh, Inuyasha that's you? I thought it was Kagome." replied Miroku as he quickly tried

to remove his hand, which resulted in slapping Sango. Sango thinking it was Inuyasha hit him

straight in the face, which once again knocked him out cold.

Kagome finally freed herself and pulled Sango out. Inuyasha had regained conscience

once again. Just as he and Miroku stood up, they were punched right in the jaw.

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"There's something down the hall." pointed a freshman. "I think it's a monster."

"Ahhhhh!" screamed a voice. Followed by punching, and cracking of bones.

Sesshoumaru hearing all the commotion went toward the hall. He immediately recognized the

screams of Inuyasha and Miroku. Sesshoumaru quickly dashed down the hall, or his father will

not be happy.

Sesshoumaru grabbed Kagome's wrist as she was going to hit Inuyasha again. "Let go!"

screamed Kagome.

"As much as I like to see Inuyasha beat up, I still have to bring him home alive." stated

Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru let go of Kagome's wrist and pulled Inuyasha up by his collar.

"Inuyasha, you are pathetic."

Miroku quickly dodged Sango's punch and ran up to catch up with Sesshoumaru and

Inuyasha.



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"Who did this?" asked the principle, who just arrived to see Inuyasha and Miroku beat up.

Sesshoumaru was holding both of them up, if he let go, they would both fall to the ground.

Sesshoumaru handed Inuyasha and Miroku to some random students and left.

"Wait, who did this?" asked the principle. Sesshoumaru ignored him and continued on

his way to his locker. Just as he left, Kagome and Sango walked out from the hall.

"Oh no!" cried Kagome as she ran toward Inuyasha and Miroku. "What happened? Who

did this?"

"Quite lying." grunted out Inuyasha. "You did it."

"Inuyasha must not be thinking clearly." stated Sango as she gave an innocent smile.

"How can we beat up to strong guys like them?"

"Yeah." added Kagome. "I don't know how to fight. I don't have time to learn fighting."

"I believe you." stated the principle. "Inuyasha and Miroku must have received a hard

blow to the head to think you two could or would do that." The principle smiled and left with

Inuyasha and Miroku.

Kagome and Sango smirked. Then they continued to their locker as if nothing happened.

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Please read and review! Dragongirl is coming back on Tuesday! That's good news, but I'm still

stressed!