Sirius Sings a Pleasant Little Tune
AN: Don't ask.
Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, don't own Sirius or anything else you recognize from the Potter books.
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Sirius Black sat on the floor twiddling his thumbs. He was bored. James was in detention, Remus was in the library, and Peter was being anally raped by Snape. (AN: sorry for that *lovely* mental picture. I don't like Peter).
"I'm bored," he said to no one in particular, looking around the common room for any means of entertainment. It was then he spotted the guitar sitting in the corner of the room.
"Oooh!" he squealed rather girlishly, running over and grabbing the guitar. Sirius had never touched a guitar in his life, but this didn't stop him for starting the play.
"We all live in a yellow submarine!" he sang happily, strumming the guitar. Unfortunately for the people in the room for him, he was very off-key and the notes he was playing on the guitar didn't even exist.
For the next 15 minutes he happily played the guitar, while singing every song he could think of. He was halfway through The Clash's Rock the Casbah when his "audience" finally snapped.
"Shut the hell up!" Lily Evans screamed from the corner, where she was trying unsuccessfully to cover her ears and write her essay at the same time. A chorus of agreements rose from the crowd. Sirius frowned, and played louder.
"Rock the casbah, rock the casbah!" he sang loudly.
Lily looked around at the people surrounding her, "Anyone know how to shut him up?" she asked hopelessly. They all shook their heads. "Well I can't handle this. I'm leaving," she got up and headed for the portrait hole, but Sirius shook his head and pointed his wand at the hole. He muttered a spell, and the hole sealed over so nobody could get in or out. He gave Lily a bright smile and continued to play and sing.
"God, he's infuriating." she mumbled angrily.
Another 20 minutes passed, and Sirius was showing no signs of stopping any time soon. A tall girl named Sarah went over to Lily.
"I think I might know how to shut him up."
Lily sighed, "Do it! Try ANYTHING!"
So Sarah walked over and sat on the chair nearest to Sirius' for a moment. When he paused to go into a different song, she pushed him backwards and pressed her lips to his. A heated songfest followed, and when she lifted herself off him and walked back to Lily, Sirius threw the guitar into the corner and followed her,
"Can I encore THAT performance?" he asked her with a grin, kissing her again.
The people in the common room cheered, and went back to their respective activities.
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AN: I've been looking at pictures of Trent Ford all night, and as I think he is Sirius reincarnate, I got in the mood to write something like this. I'm very sorry for this piece of random stupidity.
AN: Don't ask.
Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, don't own Sirius or anything else you recognize from the Potter books.
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Sirius Black sat on the floor twiddling his thumbs. He was bored. James was in detention, Remus was in the library, and Peter was being anally raped by Snape. (AN: sorry for that *lovely* mental picture. I don't like Peter).
"I'm bored," he said to no one in particular, looking around the common room for any means of entertainment. It was then he spotted the guitar sitting in the corner of the room.
"Oooh!" he squealed rather girlishly, running over and grabbing the guitar. Sirius had never touched a guitar in his life, but this didn't stop him for starting the play.
"We all live in a yellow submarine!" he sang happily, strumming the guitar. Unfortunately for the people in the room for him, he was very off-key and the notes he was playing on the guitar didn't even exist.
For the next 15 minutes he happily played the guitar, while singing every song he could think of. He was halfway through The Clash's Rock the Casbah when his "audience" finally snapped.
"Shut the hell up!" Lily Evans screamed from the corner, where she was trying unsuccessfully to cover her ears and write her essay at the same time. A chorus of agreements rose from the crowd. Sirius frowned, and played louder.
"Rock the casbah, rock the casbah!" he sang loudly.
Lily looked around at the people surrounding her, "Anyone know how to shut him up?" she asked hopelessly. They all shook their heads. "Well I can't handle this. I'm leaving," she got up and headed for the portrait hole, but Sirius shook his head and pointed his wand at the hole. He muttered a spell, and the hole sealed over so nobody could get in or out. He gave Lily a bright smile and continued to play and sing.
"God, he's infuriating." she mumbled angrily.
Another 20 minutes passed, and Sirius was showing no signs of stopping any time soon. A tall girl named Sarah went over to Lily.
"I think I might know how to shut him up."
Lily sighed, "Do it! Try ANYTHING!"
So Sarah walked over and sat on the chair nearest to Sirius' for a moment. When he paused to go into a different song, she pushed him backwards and pressed her lips to his. A heated songfest followed, and when she lifted herself off him and walked back to Lily, Sirius threw the guitar into the corner and followed her,
"Can I encore THAT performance?" he asked her with a grin, kissing her again.
The people in the common room cheered, and went back to their respective activities.
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AN: I've been looking at pictures of Trent Ford all night, and as I think he is Sirius reincarnate, I got in the mood to write something like this. I'm very sorry for this piece of random stupidity.