She Hates me
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Bakura13: Gahaha...this one is gonna be good! >D
Honda: o.o; Oh gods no...
Ryou: I'm freed! FREED! *hug tackles the people that reviewed* Thank you, Kool-Aid Addict! Thank you, Misura! Thank you, yugiohluver! I can now sleep without worrying of my yami stalking me!
Bakura:...I'm standing far away until he calms down.
Jou: *points and laughs at Honda* Haha! SUCKER!
Bakura13: Don't worry...your turn will come n_n
Jou:...*points and laughs anyway* I'll enjoy the moment while it lasts!
Honda: Nooo! You can't do this to me! What if she reads it!? O.O
Bakura: Say goodbye to your lovebird, mortal.
Honda: *reaches for stop button* Noooooo!
Bakura13: ANYWAY! This next songfic should be a real picker-upper...I hate that word...and it is done with the song She Hates Me, By Puddle of Mudd. And yes, I am censoring the words n_n; if my parents happen to find this with the words in it, then I'm basically screwed. This is done in poor Honda's point of view about his little lovebird...enjoy! n_n
Honda: NOOOOO! O.O;
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I wonder if she'll ever notice me...I've had a crush on her for weeks now and it seems that I'm invisible to her!
Met a girl
Thought she was grand
Oh Miho. One day we will be together! And there she is, walking into the hallway. Time to see if she'll go out with me! I walk up to her, feeling as nervous as hell.
Fell in love
Found out first hand
Gasp! She let me carry her school books...she DOES love me! I don't care if my face is reddening from my blushing. Miho is letting me follow her around! I will soon be able to have her as a desired girlfriend of all time!
Went well
For a week or two
It's been a while...and she let me walk her home! This is going great! Oh dear, Miho, will you be my one and only girlfriend? Oops! I said it outloud and now she's staring at me! Oh how I love her light purple hair, her sparkling eyes and yes, even the lovely yellow ribbon on her head. Jou may say that I have no chance but he is wrong! Wrong, I say!
Then it all came unglued
In a trapped trip
'I...err, have to go now, Honda.' Miho said quickly in a siren-like voice. 'I have to go now.'
And then she took her books and ran into her house...did I make a mistake of advancing too quickly? What did I do? I started walking back towards my house, with my hands in the pockets of my pants.
I can't grip
Never thought
I'd be the one who'd slip
Then I started to realise
Oh no! Is she just using me?!
I was living one big lie
She f***ing hates me
Trust, She f***ing hates me
La, la, la, love
This cannot be! I am not going to give up until Miho is mine! I waited until the next day and met Miho at her door. I started to explain how I felt about her...about both of us then she gave me the mother of all looks.
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings
Like I had none
And ripped them away
'Honda, I know how you feel but I'm not sure about this,' she said sweetly as she skipped off to school.
All I could do was stand there with my mouth hanging open. She didn't completely refuse! I still had a chance! Now onto school to fix this mistake! I raced to school and tried to help Miho with everything. Opening doors for her, carrying her books, buying her lunch and she gratefully accepted the help!
She was queen For about an hour
Aheh...I am starting to get a little worn out...I'm carrying Miho's books and all of her friend's books and they are starting to weigh me down just a little...
After that sh*t got sour
She took all I ever had
No sign of guilt
No feeling of bad, no
I asked Miho if some of her friends could take some of their books back...and the pile was getting a little too heavy. And she just glared at me.
'Oh Honda, sweetie! We're almost at our classrooms. All we have to do is get to the third floor!' she said cheerfully as she continued walking with her group of friends.
In a trapped trip
I can't grip
I sighed and continued to follow them...man, this is starting to bother my back. I took a few steps up the stairs then WHAM! I was sprawled on my back, buried in a mountain of books and papers.
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
'Honda!' whined some of the girls. ' Look what you've done!'
I groaned and sat up, hearing what one of the girls whispered to another.
'Looks like Miho's guy is not fit enough for her.'
Then I started to realise
They can't do this to me!
I was living one big lie
Miho! My sweet loving Miho! Are you treating me as your pet?!
She f***ing hates me
Trust, She f***ing hates me
La, la, la, love
This can't be! No! Miho! Don't leave me here! I would do anything for you! I'll carry your books! I'll buy your lunch in the cafeteria! Just don't ignore me! Please!
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings
Like I had none
And ripped them away
I just sat on the floor, in awe and disappointment as the love of my life walks away without even speaking to me...damn that Jou! Now I have to pay him from the bet!
That's my story
As you see
Learned my lesson
And so did she
She'll never look at me again! Nooooo!
Now it's over
And I'm glad
'Cause I'm a fool
For all I've said
Damn it! For once in his life, Jou was right! Maybe I should listen to that knucklehead more often! Love is so unfair to ME!
She f***ing hates me
Trust, She f***ing hates me
La, la, la, love
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings
Like I had none
And ripped them away
I stood up and dusted myself off. Well then...this may have a lesson to it but I will not give up! No matter what anyone says! I will have a girlfriend and Miho will be it!
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, love
Trust
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, love
Trust
And she tore my feelings
Like I had none
Miho, my love! Wait for me! And then I run after her, carrying the giant pile of books and messy papers.
She f***ing hates me
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Bakura13: ...I think Honda is having a breakdown o.O;
Honda: Don't read it! Please! For my sanity! I NEED you not to read this! They dragged me into this! They did! I still love you, Miho! Don't leave me!
Ryou: Now you know how I felt! But YOU were embarassed! You must beg to the reviewers! BEG FOR MERCY!
Bakura:...I see my lessons of being ruthless has paid off ^-^
Bakura13:...Don't ever smile like that again...go back to your evil smirking to bribe the fangirls...no offense, fangirls n_n;
Jou: *rolls on the floor, pointing and laughing at Honda until he needs air* I told you that you would never get a chance with Miho! Now give me my fifty bucks!
Honda: Someone help me! I've been locked in a room with psychos! PSYCHOS! *tries to claw his way out* You'll never get my money! NEVER!
All expect Honda: o.o;...anyone care to review?
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Bakura13: Gahaha...this one is gonna be good! >D
Honda: o.o; Oh gods no...
Ryou: I'm freed! FREED! *hug tackles the people that reviewed* Thank you, Kool-Aid Addict! Thank you, Misura! Thank you, yugiohluver! I can now sleep without worrying of my yami stalking me!
Bakura:...I'm standing far away until he calms down.
Jou: *points and laughs at Honda* Haha! SUCKER!
Bakura13: Don't worry...your turn will come n_n
Jou:...*points and laughs anyway* I'll enjoy the moment while it lasts!
Honda: Nooo! You can't do this to me! What if she reads it!? O.O
Bakura: Say goodbye to your lovebird, mortal.
Honda: *reaches for stop button* Noooooo!
Bakura13: ANYWAY! This next songfic should be a real picker-upper...I hate that word...and it is done with the song She Hates Me, By Puddle of Mudd. And yes, I am censoring the words n_n; if my parents happen to find this with the words in it, then I'm basically screwed. This is done in poor Honda's point of view about his little lovebird...enjoy! n_n
Honda: NOOOOO! O.O;
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I wonder if she'll ever notice me...I've had a crush on her for weeks now and it seems that I'm invisible to her!
Met a girl
Thought she was grand
Oh Miho. One day we will be together! And there she is, walking into the hallway. Time to see if she'll go out with me! I walk up to her, feeling as nervous as hell.
Fell in love
Found out first hand
Gasp! She let me carry her school books...she DOES love me! I don't care if my face is reddening from my blushing. Miho is letting me follow her around! I will soon be able to have her as a desired girlfriend of all time!
Went well
For a week or two
It's been a while...and she let me walk her home! This is going great! Oh dear, Miho, will you be my one and only girlfriend? Oops! I said it outloud and now she's staring at me! Oh how I love her light purple hair, her sparkling eyes and yes, even the lovely yellow ribbon on her head. Jou may say that I have no chance but he is wrong! Wrong, I say!
Then it all came unglued
In a trapped trip
'I...err, have to go now, Honda.' Miho said quickly in a siren-like voice. 'I have to go now.'
And then she took her books and ran into her house...did I make a mistake of advancing too quickly? What did I do? I started walking back towards my house, with my hands in the pockets of my pants.
I can't grip
Never thought
I'd be the one who'd slip
Then I started to realise
Oh no! Is she just using me?!
I was living one big lie
She f***ing hates me
Trust, She f***ing hates me
La, la, la, love
This cannot be! I am not going to give up until Miho is mine! I waited until the next day and met Miho at her door. I started to explain how I felt about her...about both of us then she gave me the mother of all looks.
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings
Like I had none
And ripped them away
'Honda, I know how you feel but I'm not sure about this,' she said sweetly as she skipped off to school.
All I could do was stand there with my mouth hanging open. She didn't completely refuse! I still had a chance! Now onto school to fix this mistake! I raced to school and tried to help Miho with everything. Opening doors for her, carrying her books, buying her lunch and she gratefully accepted the help!
She was queen For about an hour
Aheh...I am starting to get a little worn out...I'm carrying Miho's books and all of her friend's books and they are starting to weigh me down just a little...
After that sh*t got sour
She took all I ever had
No sign of guilt
No feeling of bad, no
I asked Miho if some of her friends could take some of their books back...and the pile was getting a little too heavy. And she just glared at me.
'Oh Honda, sweetie! We're almost at our classrooms. All we have to do is get to the third floor!' she said cheerfully as she continued walking with her group of friends.
In a trapped trip
I can't grip
I sighed and continued to follow them...man, this is starting to bother my back. I took a few steps up the stairs then WHAM! I was sprawled on my back, buried in a mountain of books and papers.
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
'Honda!' whined some of the girls. ' Look what you've done!'
I groaned and sat up, hearing what one of the girls whispered to another.
'Looks like Miho's guy is not fit enough for her.'
Then I started to realise
They can't do this to me!
I was living one big lie
Miho! My sweet loving Miho! Are you treating me as your pet?!
She f***ing hates me
Trust, She f***ing hates me
La, la, la, love
This can't be! No! Miho! Don't leave me here! I would do anything for you! I'll carry your books! I'll buy your lunch in the cafeteria! Just don't ignore me! Please!
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings
Like I had none
And ripped them away
I just sat on the floor, in awe and disappointment as the love of my life walks away without even speaking to me...damn that Jou! Now I have to pay him from the bet!
That's my story
As you see
Learned my lesson
And so did she
She'll never look at me again! Nooooo!
Now it's over
And I'm glad
'Cause I'm a fool
For all I've said
Damn it! For once in his life, Jou was right! Maybe I should listen to that knucklehead more often! Love is so unfair to ME!
She f***ing hates me
Trust, She f***ing hates me
La, la, la, love
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings
Like I had none
And ripped them away
I stood up and dusted myself off. Well then...this may have a lesson to it but I will not give up! No matter what anyone says! I will have a girlfriend and Miho will be it!
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, love
Trust
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, love
Trust
And she tore my feelings
Like I had none
Miho, my love! Wait for me! And then I run after her, carrying the giant pile of books and messy papers.
She f***ing hates me
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Bakura13: ...I think Honda is having a breakdown o.O;
Honda: Don't read it! Please! For my sanity! I NEED you not to read this! They dragged me into this! They did! I still love you, Miho! Don't leave me!
Ryou: Now you know how I felt! But YOU were embarassed! You must beg to the reviewers! BEG FOR MERCY!
Bakura:...I see my lessons of being ruthless has paid off ^-^
Bakura13:...Don't ever smile like that again...go back to your evil smirking to bribe the fangirls...no offense, fangirls n_n;
Jou: *rolls on the floor, pointing and laughing at Honda until he needs air* I told you that you would never get a chance with Miho! Now give me my fifty bucks!
Honda: Someone help me! I've been locked in a room with psychos! PSYCHOS! *tries to claw his way out* You'll never get my money! NEVER!
All expect Honda: o.o;...anyone care to review?