Title: Drunk kitten meets tibet sherpa
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Summary: Adventures of Oz, spike, and Buffy
A major drug deal was going down at the bronze… again. It was dope. Of course spike was there not to mention every single member of the Sunnydale community. Meanwhile in Tibet…Oz saved a sherpa from a falling bolder. In return the sherpa gave oz all his life savings which was about a couple hundred dollars. First oz thought about not accepting the money but when he thought about being able to buy a ticket home to see willow and….. Spike he couldn't say no. Even though he never met spike, oz always thought he had the most arousing boyish qualities. When he learned of Willow letting her gate swing both ways it opened a new door for him… and a few new windows as well.
In Tibet there are but few ways to earn a living. There are even fewer ways to travel. Oz made it his dying wish to see spike. For a nickel a lick he blew cabdrivers all across India for a ride. But….since he knew no Indian he ended up in the french-polynesian section of Japan. With the few hundred dollars in his thong he tried to buy items only to discover that he needed yen not American dollars… what a dope. He had his money converted and went to the Japanese international airport. There, he bought a ticket for San Diego. Sunnydale national airport was not accepting Asian flights in fear of sars. While in san Diego he hitchhiked back up to Sunnydale. "Yay for me!" oz shouted in glee. He went up to the door of buffy's house and knocked. Not once but twice. Spike answered obviously still high on the crack he scored at the bronze. Oz seeing his moment of opportunity grabed it and held on for the ride. Oz locked lips with spike only to be cut of short as out of the backround came buffy wandering and wobbling like a drunk kitten
More to come…….