Legolas: why is eternity half horse?
C.B01: for a wise, immortal, all knowing being you can sure be stupid sometimes.~sighs~
Legolas: I was just wondering who gets stuck with a half horse?
C.B01: ~ looks at him and raises an eyebrow ~ yes I wonder.now please, my lil muse be quiet the disclaimers is coming on soon.
Disclaimer: I do not own lord of the rings! If I did I would be basking in some hot tropical place instead of this frozen place I live in ( over the weekend it dropped to -40 degrees and I was stuck inside..) and I would not be writing because I would give people my ideas and let them write it! But I don't so no suing or kicking or physical beating of any kind.not even mental beating anymore..I have a few strands of sanity left (yeah right) and I need it for a rainy day..But it won't rain soon so I guess snowy day..
Legolas: why am I your muse? Why cant aragorn or boromir or..Or GIMLI TORTURE THE DWARF!
C.B01: cuz you're cute and you're an elf and everyone either loves or hates you..? And Aragorn smells funny, Boromir needs to shave and Gimli is..Well short..(nothing against short people! Just hes short and well gimlish!)
Legolas: oh..ok! ~ Perks up! ~ Aragorn does smell funny doesn't he.
C.B01: ok .~ sweatdrops as legolas goes on and on about Aragorn not showering.. ~ On with the story before I kill my muse.
Chapter 5 (ALREADY! IM SO HAPPY!)
Eternity sighed as she trotted across the open street. "This is my last night in edoras and I'm going to take a long run in one of the field!" she yelled back to Aragorn who she knew was following her. "You can come out Aragorn I know your there your as loud as a elf!" She almost fell over laughing when ha walked out of his hiding place with a very confused look on his face.
"How.." he started but stopped when she raised a delicate eyebrow. "I was wondering.." he started again but was cut off by the other eyebrow coming up and the first one going down. He felt a small sigh pull at his lips," have fun and don't be to late!" he said sternly but only saw her horsy rear end. " Don't be followed!" he yelled, "DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS!" he yelled really loud for her but got a simple wave for her hand and she cantered off.
Eternity sighed as she felt the warm air rush through her shoulder length hair and wished she could be human, just sometimes so she could practice her gymnastics. And kick guys in the balls or atleast orcs..She still could don't get her wrong but still come one horse hooves would castrate them! If she were attacked she would want to inflict pain not numbness (AN I'm sorry to all the males reading this story..She only kicks in self-defense! I swear.. )
Suddenly she felt tingly all over..You know like when you dive into a lake of freeing water..It went all numb and when feeling came back, her skin was tingling and then started to burn but then nothing..Nothing at all, no feeling, just plain nothingness..Like she was flouting in a black void deprived of her legs and arms and her whole flippen body.
'Why can't I see!' she thought as she felt a sudden jolt of fear rush through her body, starting at her fingertips and ending at her toes. Wait toes. . That's not right she should have hooves..'My eyes are closed.dumb ass!' she chiseled herself as she opened her eyes and came face to face with the biggest, smelliest orc she had ever seen. Probably the only orc she has ever seem so she did what women do best. She screamed really loud.
The orc jumped back startled by this high-pitched wail. "Quiet little girl or I will kill you slowly!" it snarled as it backhanded her, sending her flying into a tree. " I will eat you and enjoy it!" its horrid voice reached her ears. "And my twenty or so thousand brethren will love helms deep!" it grabbed her throat and squeezed, making her squeak in pain.
'This orc smelt like shit!' Eternity thought as she poked him in the eyes with her fingers, making his scream and drop her. She scrambled to her feet and grabbed the closest thing to her and smashed it over its head..It was a very sick looking sleeping roll but since it was hard and stiff (AN Don't get any bad ideas from that!) it made a good bat! She swung again and again until the orc hissed and hit it out of her hands. "God fucking damn ass orc!" she screamed, attracting some animal's attention.
She felt a gasp arise in her when a big..Very big bear popped out of the bush! LIKE A DAISY! And attacked the orc who was suffering from a major headache. She started to cheer on the bear when her attention was diverted to a white bird that was watching her.
Like a gentle breeze the bird slowly glided down to her and shifted into a form of a white glowy woman. "Mom?" eternity gasped as the women smiled and then frowned at the mutilated body of the orc. " Your dead!" Eternity gasped out as she fell to her butt and just sat there, still kind of not use to her own two legs.
"My little filly" her mother whispered " you were brought here to help out with the battle of the one ring" her silver voice made eternity shiver "this is different from the story you and your brother grew up to..There are a lot more orcs that set out for helms deep and if you do not help..The race of men will lose" slowly she began to fade but she whispered "you are half centaur use your animal side.." then she was gone..Like a silver dust on the wind.
"Mom" eternity whispered as she reached out and tried to grab a speck of dust and clutched a bit of air and shakily brought it to her chest as tears ran down her cheeks. She looked at the bear that was standing over her and she slowly opened her arms like a child asking for a hug.
The bear sets its big head on her shoulder and she whispered " gather the elders..Middle earth is on the brink of destruction.." she watched as the bear stood up and lumbered off. She sighed as she looked back tot he destroyed orc and its camping stuff.."Great..Stuck with a rotting orc who smells like shit.." she looked at the fire it had going and pushed the carcass into it.
"Roasting orcs over an open fire," she started to sing lowly as she added wood to it. " Burn mother fu*ker Burn!" she started to sing. "We don't need no water let the mother fu*ker burn, burn mother fu*cker burn! "She poked it with a stick and set out to find more sticks.
She groaned as she dumped a arm full of fallen logs, sticks and kindling infront of the fire and placed the sleeping mat on it just to keep it going and also to burnt he mat which stunk and looked like crap. She poked the fire again and just sat there staring at the flames. "They're at helms deep now.." she sighed as she thought of the fight with the warg riders and Aragorn falling over the cliff into the water.
A low growl announced the presence of the elders and when she turned she grinned and said " animals of middle earth " she began, " Will you just sit by and watch your land be destroyed by the evil hands of the orcs?" she stood up. " this is your world too! You should fight for its freedom as well!" she began shift from left foot to her right. " Brothers and sisters help me fight the common foe!" she looked at them with hope in her eye.
She grinned as they nodded their heads and she climbed on a stags back (it let her!) and the elders started gathering those who would fight. She held onto the stag's side and felt the rush of air though her hair as it sprinted towards helms deep. she yelled back to the animals " come from the west when the beasts attack!" she heard the bear roar and the wolves give a howl (it sounded really nice)
She saw helms deep loom over her as the sun began to set. The massive stone walls seemed to grow and grow until the stag stopped infront of the gate and she yelled " somebody?? Hello?" but when the gate keeper looked at her she yelled again to get legolas attention (he listened to when aragorn was telling her not to take candy from strangers) " I TOOK CANDY FROM A STRANGER!" she yelled and within second the gates swung open and he came sprinting out.
"Are you ok? Did it hurt you? Did you eat it!" he asked then stopped when he saw her seated on the stag "why are you riding a stag?" he asked and watched as she just grinned and slide off and watched as the stag bounced away. " You have two legs now!" he said and with a burst of elven speed he scooped her into a hug.
"I got knocked out when I got two legs and then when I woke up I saw the most horrid thing ever..Besides you when you haven't brushed you hair in the morning." She grinned " I woke up to an orc! And he was talking about eating me and then boom!" she made a wild hand gesture making legolas let go of her and pull her inside and close the gate. " A bear attacked the orc! And total ripped it apart!" her smiled faded " and then.." she went quiet and muttered something about mummies and a false book and walked away, leaving a poor legolas who was really confused.
TBC! I know this chapter sucked but oh well..i don't care! Please review and if no one can think of a song then ill choose one.please help me out here..pretty please! Anywhoo I hope you like and don't flame me..
C.B01: for a wise, immortal, all knowing being you can sure be stupid sometimes.~sighs~
Legolas: I was just wondering who gets stuck with a half horse?
C.B01: ~ looks at him and raises an eyebrow ~ yes I wonder.now please, my lil muse be quiet the disclaimers is coming on soon.
Disclaimer: I do not own lord of the rings! If I did I would be basking in some hot tropical place instead of this frozen place I live in ( over the weekend it dropped to -40 degrees and I was stuck inside..) and I would not be writing because I would give people my ideas and let them write it! But I don't so no suing or kicking or physical beating of any kind.not even mental beating anymore..I have a few strands of sanity left (yeah right) and I need it for a rainy day..But it won't rain soon so I guess snowy day..
Legolas: why am I your muse? Why cant aragorn or boromir or..Or GIMLI TORTURE THE DWARF!
C.B01: cuz you're cute and you're an elf and everyone either loves or hates you..? And Aragorn smells funny, Boromir needs to shave and Gimli is..Well short..(nothing against short people! Just hes short and well gimlish!)
Legolas: oh..ok! ~ Perks up! ~ Aragorn does smell funny doesn't he.
C.B01: ok .~ sweatdrops as legolas goes on and on about Aragorn not showering.. ~ On with the story before I kill my muse.
Chapter 5 (ALREADY! IM SO HAPPY!)
Eternity sighed as she trotted across the open street. "This is my last night in edoras and I'm going to take a long run in one of the field!" she yelled back to Aragorn who she knew was following her. "You can come out Aragorn I know your there your as loud as a elf!" She almost fell over laughing when ha walked out of his hiding place with a very confused look on his face.
"How.." he started but stopped when she raised a delicate eyebrow. "I was wondering.." he started again but was cut off by the other eyebrow coming up and the first one going down. He felt a small sigh pull at his lips," have fun and don't be to late!" he said sternly but only saw her horsy rear end. " Don't be followed!" he yelled, "DON'T TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS!" he yelled really loud for her but got a simple wave for her hand and she cantered off.
Eternity sighed as she felt the warm air rush through her shoulder length hair and wished she could be human, just sometimes so she could practice her gymnastics. And kick guys in the balls or atleast orcs..She still could don't get her wrong but still come one horse hooves would castrate them! If she were attacked she would want to inflict pain not numbness (AN I'm sorry to all the males reading this story..She only kicks in self-defense! I swear.. )
Suddenly she felt tingly all over..You know like when you dive into a lake of freeing water..It went all numb and when feeling came back, her skin was tingling and then started to burn but then nothing..Nothing at all, no feeling, just plain nothingness..Like she was flouting in a black void deprived of her legs and arms and her whole flippen body.
'Why can't I see!' she thought as she felt a sudden jolt of fear rush through her body, starting at her fingertips and ending at her toes. Wait toes. . That's not right she should have hooves..'My eyes are closed.dumb ass!' she chiseled herself as she opened her eyes and came face to face with the biggest, smelliest orc she had ever seen. Probably the only orc she has ever seem so she did what women do best. She screamed really loud.
The orc jumped back startled by this high-pitched wail. "Quiet little girl or I will kill you slowly!" it snarled as it backhanded her, sending her flying into a tree. " I will eat you and enjoy it!" its horrid voice reached her ears. "And my twenty or so thousand brethren will love helms deep!" it grabbed her throat and squeezed, making her squeak in pain.
'This orc smelt like shit!' Eternity thought as she poked him in the eyes with her fingers, making his scream and drop her. She scrambled to her feet and grabbed the closest thing to her and smashed it over its head..It was a very sick looking sleeping roll but since it was hard and stiff (AN Don't get any bad ideas from that!) it made a good bat! She swung again and again until the orc hissed and hit it out of her hands. "God fucking damn ass orc!" she screamed, attracting some animal's attention.
She felt a gasp arise in her when a big..Very big bear popped out of the bush! LIKE A DAISY! And attacked the orc who was suffering from a major headache. She started to cheer on the bear when her attention was diverted to a white bird that was watching her.
Like a gentle breeze the bird slowly glided down to her and shifted into a form of a white glowy woman. "Mom?" eternity gasped as the women smiled and then frowned at the mutilated body of the orc. " Your dead!" Eternity gasped out as she fell to her butt and just sat there, still kind of not use to her own two legs.
"My little filly" her mother whispered " you were brought here to help out with the battle of the one ring" her silver voice made eternity shiver "this is different from the story you and your brother grew up to..There are a lot more orcs that set out for helms deep and if you do not help..The race of men will lose" slowly she began to fade but she whispered "you are half centaur use your animal side.." then she was gone..Like a silver dust on the wind.
"Mom" eternity whispered as she reached out and tried to grab a speck of dust and clutched a bit of air and shakily brought it to her chest as tears ran down her cheeks. She looked at the bear that was standing over her and she slowly opened her arms like a child asking for a hug.
The bear sets its big head on her shoulder and she whispered " gather the elders..Middle earth is on the brink of destruction.." she watched as the bear stood up and lumbered off. She sighed as she looked back tot he destroyed orc and its camping stuff.."Great..Stuck with a rotting orc who smells like shit.." she looked at the fire it had going and pushed the carcass into it.
"Roasting orcs over an open fire," she started to sing lowly as she added wood to it. " Burn mother fu*ker Burn!" she started to sing. "We don't need no water let the mother fu*ker burn, burn mother fu*cker burn! "She poked it with a stick and set out to find more sticks.
She groaned as she dumped a arm full of fallen logs, sticks and kindling infront of the fire and placed the sleeping mat on it just to keep it going and also to burnt he mat which stunk and looked like crap. She poked the fire again and just sat there staring at the flames. "They're at helms deep now.." she sighed as she thought of the fight with the warg riders and Aragorn falling over the cliff into the water.
A low growl announced the presence of the elders and when she turned she grinned and said " animals of middle earth " she began, " Will you just sit by and watch your land be destroyed by the evil hands of the orcs?" she stood up. " this is your world too! You should fight for its freedom as well!" she began shift from left foot to her right. " Brothers and sisters help me fight the common foe!" she looked at them with hope in her eye.
She grinned as they nodded their heads and she climbed on a stags back (it let her!) and the elders started gathering those who would fight. She held onto the stag's side and felt the rush of air though her hair as it sprinted towards helms deep. she yelled back to the animals " come from the west when the beasts attack!" she heard the bear roar and the wolves give a howl (it sounded really nice)
She saw helms deep loom over her as the sun began to set. The massive stone walls seemed to grow and grow until the stag stopped infront of the gate and she yelled " somebody?? Hello?" but when the gate keeper looked at her she yelled again to get legolas attention (he listened to when aragorn was telling her not to take candy from strangers) " I TOOK CANDY FROM A STRANGER!" she yelled and within second the gates swung open and he came sprinting out.
"Are you ok? Did it hurt you? Did you eat it!" he asked then stopped when he saw her seated on the stag "why are you riding a stag?" he asked and watched as she just grinned and slide off and watched as the stag bounced away. " You have two legs now!" he said and with a burst of elven speed he scooped her into a hug.
"I got knocked out when I got two legs and then when I woke up I saw the most horrid thing ever..Besides you when you haven't brushed you hair in the morning." She grinned " I woke up to an orc! And he was talking about eating me and then boom!" she made a wild hand gesture making legolas let go of her and pull her inside and close the gate. " A bear attacked the orc! And total ripped it apart!" her smiled faded " and then.." she went quiet and muttered something about mummies and a false book and walked away, leaving a poor legolas who was really confused.
TBC! I know this chapter sucked but oh well..i don't care! Please review and if no one can think of a song then ill choose one.please help me out here..pretty please! Anywhoo I hope you like and don't flame me..