"How to Torture Your Neighbors"
Based on the song "How to Torture Your Sister"
(Beans)
How to torture your neighbors
Is a very fine art.
For instance right off the bat
Eat their food 'til you're fat
That's a good place to start!
When Ren goes for a long run,
Fill her sports drink with slime.
(Ren) You're a brat.
(Beans) I know that.
(Ren) You're so mean.
(Beans) I'm just Beans.
(Ren) Now get out!
(Beans) Don't you shout!
(Ren) Beans, just stop!
(Beans, mimicking) Beans, just stooooooppppp!
(Ren) Stop it!
(Beans) Stop it!
(Ren) Stop it!
(Beans) Stop it!
(Ren) STOOOOOOOPPPPPP!
What a great time!
Teenage boys love my cousin.
There's no denying they do.
So when Chris comes to town
I can make them all frown
By not letting them see
The only thing they want from me.
So I'll just say,
"Only one of you can go,
But first give me a ride.
Across the ocean,
In slow motion,
With me right by your side!"
(Louis, spoken) You're not coming, Beans!
(Beans, spoken softly) Now the fun can start.
(Louis) Get out!
(Beans) Shut up!
(Louis) Get out!
(Beans) Shut up!
(Louis) OOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTT!
I'll hit Donnie's butt
So out of Texas he'll get shut
Spill oatmeal in Ren's room
Make Louis fall to his doom
Pop right out of the air
As if I'm from nowhere
Eat their bacon
Trash their house
Sneak in quietly
As a mouse
(Entire Stevens family) Stop it!
(Beans) Stop it!
(Stevens) Stop it!
(Beans) Stop it!
(Stevens) STTTTTOOOOOOOOPPPPP!
That's how to torture your neighbors
La, la, la, la
That's how to torture them good.
Cha cha cha cha!
*jazz hands*