I Feel Sick
(Nelson)
I feel sick
Awful sick
I'm allergic
To a tree
Or even
(cough)
A stick!
It's a rash
On my hand
It's a swell
In my gland
What I need
Is a good old kick in the . . . aspirin!
And though I hate to complain
My joints are hurting from the rain
'Cause I feel sick
Sick sick!
Awful, awful sick
I mean it!
My nose
Is stuffed
My foot
Can't kick!
It's a germ
It's a spore
It's a rare form of moss
And I cough
And I sneeze
And I suffer hair loss
What I need
I'm unable to get up off of my . . . aspirin!
I have found some dots
I need insulin shots
Ouch
Cough!
Sneeze!
Hack!
And I just fell down on my . . . aspirin!
So what's the use of getting out of bed
When I'll probably fall and crack my head?
(Ren) Now, Nelson, I know you feel sick, but you don't even have a fever.
Oh darn
Oh shucks
Oh crap
I'm not well
Maybe I'll just die!