Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. . .you know the spiel. This is all
in good fun and I hope no one is offended.
Kristi took a deep breath as she secured a microphone on her blouse and turned to her anonymous camera guy. She lifted a traditional microphone, "sound check."
The camera guy gave a thumbs up. Kristi grinned at the camera guy who shifted slightly under the cowl of a robe. She decided that having a guy, as a cameraperson would lessen chances of a girl deviating from their cameraperson duties.
After a nod from the camera guy she began. "Greetings Ladies. . .and yes even gentlemen. This is the first of what I personally hope to be many of the Interviews With Bishounen. For those of you who do not know, Bishounen are very good looking, dare I say hot anime guys. Now some of you may be asking, 'wait how can you interview anime characters?' And to those of you who say that I say 'stifle' because I have a feeling most of your eyes will be glued to the screen in awe of the Bishounen I have the.pleasure of interviewing. And believe me the pleasure will be all mine." She hears the slight chuckle of her cameraman and she glares at him but continues. "Now my first set of interviews will be with the Gundam boys who are gathered in this very room behind me."
Camera zooms out to show the door Kristi is standing near.
Kristi continues, "Now I am on a spacecraft of some sort.and frankly I have no idea how I got here. I just got a memo that told me to interview Bishounen and happily complied without fully knowing what I got myself into." She strokes her chin thoughtfully, "I mean sure I had the idea late late one night. . .but. . ." she trails off but clears her throat. "Anyway, I'm sure this will be highly entertaining!"
As she's about to enter she's abruptly shoved into a wall and the camera's picture blurs slightly. The sound of a scuffle and a surprised cry is heard.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
The camera comes back into focus and a dazed looking Kristi is being held by the collar of her shirt by her good friend.
"I. . .uh. . .well. . .Alex, how in the nine hells did you get here?!"
Alex smiles and smoothes back her hair. "When the Gundam guys are involved. . .I always know."
"Oh. . .right. . .well, I didn't know about this interview until like ten minutes ago and my cell phone is kind of out of range. . ." Kristi mumbled.
Alex smiled winningly, "that's okay! I'm here now, I'll help you interview. I know more than you after all."
"Oh. . .okay. . .well, I'll need your expertise then." Kristi stood up getting Alex to release a vice grip and placed a microphone on her shirt. "Then let us enter."
Alex halted her for a second, "wait a minute. . .they're really in there."
"Yeah. . .I thought you were aware of this. . ."
"You mean. . .Duo will be in there!" she practically squealed.
"Well, he is a Gundam pilot after all. . .yeah. . .what's the big deal?" It was about that moment that she remembered that her good friend was a very. . .devoted. . .yes that's the word. . .a very devoted fan of Duo.
Kristi just sighed and straightened looking very official and walked into the room followed closely behind by Alex. The Gundam guys were milling about the room and Kristi gathered them into chairs, into a sort of semi-circle. She sat in the middle beside Alex who was ecstatic because she. . .coincidentally ended up next to Duo. Of course coincidentally meaning she forced him to sit down and he complied good-naturedly if not the least bit amused.
Duo turned to Wufei, "hey Wu man no girls by you huh?"
Wufei just gave him a look rolling his eyes.
Kristi was glad she was near Quatre and Trowa. . .and that Heero was at the edge of the semi-circle. . .she wasn't the least bit comfortable that he had been stroking his gun since the moment they entered. Quatre smiled at her getting Trowa to quietly nod while Heero kept a stoic look on his face.
"Well now gentlemen, you all have your microphones on I trust. . ." she trailed off looking to Alex who was fixing Duo's. She was relieved when they all nodded. "Very well, why don't we go around the circle and tell a little about ourselves for the audience at home?"
She looked to Wufei who's eyes widened slightly but he straightened. "I will not be the object of ridicule for my beliefs on the philosophy of the superiority of men over women." he trailed off as Kristi and Alex's scathing look.
"Careful Wufei," Kristi said, "hundreds. . .well. . .er. . .maybe dozens. . .okay so maybe only a few are watching. . .but when you insult women they get in a meeeeaan mood!"
Wufei folded his arms, "fine. Then I'll keep my superior musings to myself."
Duo grinned, "me next?"
Alex nodded in awe as she stared at him.
Duo kept grinning as he puffed out his chest, "Well I've got nothing against the ladies. I like to have fun. . .and believe me you can have lots of fun in my Deathscythe." He turned to Alex and said, "oh yes. . .lots of fun. . .with lots of mobility, power, and windows that tint. . ."
Alex stood up, "Duo has to go to the bathroom."
Kristi and Heero said simultaneously, "beg pardon?" Then they glared at each other.
Duo stood, "actually yes I do. . .and I need an escort."
"Hey!" Kristi said standing. . .but sat down when Heero absently twirled his gun. "This interview isn't over!"
"Course it is!" Alex said brightly as she hooked her arm in Duo's. "For Duo at least."
"Uh uh," Kristi said, but she sighed. "Fine go to the bathroom. . .but I expect you two back here straight away."
They leave the room and Wufei put a tissue up to his nose. Kristi turned to the rest of the guys, "they're not coming back are they?"
Heero and Wufei shrugged while Quatre and Trowa giggled. Kristi turned her attention to Quatre and Trowa who were brandishing musical instruments.
"What are you guys doing?"
They both shyly smiled and Quatre said innocently, "we want to show the ladies at home and you of course our talents."
Kristi paused for a long moment, "your. . .talents?"
Trowa smiled slightly and said quietly, "playing our musical instruments of course."
"Oh. . .right," Kristi said smacking her forehead. She mumbled, "I've read too much fan fiction." Speaking up, "go right ahead."
For a good ten minutes they played and Kristi swayed enjoying their music. . .about as much as they were enjoying playing together. When they finished she clapped for them.
Quatre said, "thank you" while Trowa nodded.
Kristi was about to continue on with the interview when they suddenly rose from their seats. "Hey, where are you guys going?"
Quatre replied, "We're awfully tired from playing our instruments. . .we're going to go. . .relax."
Trowa nodded smiling, "yes relax together. . ." after a sharp look from Quatre "just relax."
They left the room.
"Wait!" Kristi cried. "Don't leave me alone with these guys!" Wufei and Heero were looking at her with cool disinterest and she straightened.
"Well. . ." she looked to the camera and smiled then turned to Heero. "Anyway Heero you're next, why don't you tell us a little about your-"
Heero cut her off casually holding onto the gun, "do you work for OZ?"
"Huh?"
"You heard me," he said coldly.
"No. . .not that I know of. . .I mean no of course not. . .why would you ask me something like that?"
Heero moved a few seats over, as did Wufei causing her to shift slightly.
"Because. . ." he said. "By the way who are you interviewing next?"
"Well, the memo I got said Trieze. . ."
"Trieze!" Heero said jumping up.
Kristi jumped as well and seemed to resort to a karate like stance causing Wufei to double over in laughter disturbing both her and Heero.
"Yes. . .him. . .what's the big deal?"
"He's a part of OZ and you're a spy!" Heero said.
"What?!" Kristi said facing him with darkened eyes. "I am not! I'm a respectable college student who got handed the task of interviewing Bishounens such as yourself!"
Heero paused, "me? A Bishounen?"
"Well. . .er. . .some certainly think so. . ."
Heero looked at her suspiciously, "do you know a girl named Relena?"
"Um. . .no. . ."
Heero relaxed his grip on his gun.
"Well," Kristi said edging toward the door motioning with her head to the camera guy to do likewise. "I don't want to be late for the interview. . .bye bye!"
She ran out of the room with her camera guy and once safely away, "lordy, how can they give guys like that guns?!"
Camera guy shrugs.
Realizing the camera was still on Kristi smiled, "well that concludes the interview with the Gundam guys. I have to go discover the whereabouts of my good friend.and make sure Duo is safe. But I think I'll give them some time alone and wait until a bit later. Stay tuned next time for an interview with Trieze." She gave a wave to the camera and the camera guy lowered the camera. "Well, at least I didn't get shot."
Author's Note: Well, this is officially my first Gundam Wing fic. *Adds a notch to her little anime story chalk board* And yes there will be more (once I write it). . .there will be an interview with Trieze. . .and later *grins very widely* an interview with Zechs. . .*stares off into space for a moment but returns* Anyway, I'm no expert on Gundam Wing so I hope I'm fairly accurate. Anyone who has requests for Interviews with Bishounen feel free to post it in a review and I'll see what I can do. I plan on writing more interviews going to other animes such as Yu-Gi-Oh!, Kenshin, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho (etc. and not necessarily in that order) so reviews are more than welcome.
Kristi took a deep breath as she secured a microphone on her blouse and turned to her anonymous camera guy. She lifted a traditional microphone, "sound check."
The camera guy gave a thumbs up. Kristi grinned at the camera guy who shifted slightly under the cowl of a robe. She decided that having a guy, as a cameraperson would lessen chances of a girl deviating from their cameraperson duties.
After a nod from the camera guy she began. "Greetings Ladies. . .and yes even gentlemen. This is the first of what I personally hope to be many of the Interviews With Bishounen. For those of you who do not know, Bishounen are very good looking, dare I say hot anime guys. Now some of you may be asking, 'wait how can you interview anime characters?' And to those of you who say that I say 'stifle' because I have a feeling most of your eyes will be glued to the screen in awe of the Bishounen I have the.pleasure of interviewing. And believe me the pleasure will be all mine." She hears the slight chuckle of her cameraman and she glares at him but continues. "Now my first set of interviews will be with the Gundam boys who are gathered in this very room behind me."
Camera zooms out to show the door Kristi is standing near.
Kristi continues, "Now I am on a spacecraft of some sort.and frankly I have no idea how I got here. I just got a memo that told me to interview Bishounen and happily complied without fully knowing what I got myself into." She strokes her chin thoughtfully, "I mean sure I had the idea late late one night. . .but. . ." she trails off but clears her throat. "Anyway, I'm sure this will be highly entertaining!"
As she's about to enter she's abruptly shoved into a wall and the camera's picture blurs slightly. The sound of a scuffle and a surprised cry is heard.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
The camera comes back into focus and a dazed looking Kristi is being held by the collar of her shirt by her good friend.
"I. . .uh. . .well. . .Alex, how in the nine hells did you get here?!"
Alex smiles and smoothes back her hair. "When the Gundam guys are involved. . .I always know."
"Oh. . .right. . .well, I didn't know about this interview until like ten minutes ago and my cell phone is kind of out of range. . ." Kristi mumbled.
Alex smiled winningly, "that's okay! I'm here now, I'll help you interview. I know more than you after all."
"Oh. . .okay. . .well, I'll need your expertise then." Kristi stood up getting Alex to release a vice grip and placed a microphone on her shirt. "Then let us enter."
Alex halted her for a second, "wait a minute. . .they're really in there."
"Yeah. . .I thought you were aware of this. . ."
"You mean. . .Duo will be in there!" she practically squealed.
"Well, he is a Gundam pilot after all. . .yeah. . .what's the big deal?" It was about that moment that she remembered that her good friend was a very. . .devoted. . .yes that's the word. . .a very devoted fan of Duo.
Kristi just sighed and straightened looking very official and walked into the room followed closely behind by Alex. The Gundam guys were milling about the room and Kristi gathered them into chairs, into a sort of semi-circle. She sat in the middle beside Alex who was ecstatic because she. . .coincidentally ended up next to Duo. Of course coincidentally meaning she forced him to sit down and he complied good-naturedly if not the least bit amused.
Duo turned to Wufei, "hey Wu man no girls by you huh?"
Wufei just gave him a look rolling his eyes.
Kristi was glad she was near Quatre and Trowa. . .and that Heero was at the edge of the semi-circle. . .she wasn't the least bit comfortable that he had been stroking his gun since the moment they entered. Quatre smiled at her getting Trowa to quietly nod while Heero kept a stoic look on his face.
"Well now gentlemen, you all have your microphones on I trust. . ." she trailed off looking to Alex who was fixing Duo's. She was relieved when they all nodded. "Very well, why don't we go around the circle and tell a little about ourselves for the audience at home?"
She looked to Wufei who's eyes widened slightly but he straightened. "I will not be the object of ridicule for my beliefs on the philosophy of the superiority of men over women." he trailed off as Kristi and Alex's scathing look.
"Careful Wufei," Kristi said, "hundreds. . .well. . .er. . .maybe dozens. . .okay so maybe only a few are watching. . .but when you insult women they get in a meeeeaan mood!"
Wufei folded his arms, "fine. Then I'll keep my superior musings to myself."
Duo grinned, "me next?"
Alex nodded in awe as she stared at him.
Duo kept grinning as he puffed out his chest, "Well I've got nothing against the ladies. I like to have fun. . .and believe me you can have lots of fun in my Deathscythe." He turned to Alex and said, "oh yes. . .lots of fun. . .with lots of mobility, power, and windows that tint. . ."
Alex stood up, "Duo has to go to the bathroom."
Kristi and Heero said simultaneously, "beg pardon?" Then they glared at each other.
Duo stood, "actually yes I do. . .and I need an escort."
"Hey!" Kristi said standing. . .but sat down when Heero absently twirled his gun. "This interview isn't over!"
"Course it is!" Alex said brightly as she hooked her arm in Duo's. "For Duo at least."
"Uh uh," Kristi said, but she sighed. "Fine go to the bathroom. . .but I expect you two back here straight away."
They leave the room and Wufei put a tissue up to his nose. Kristi turned to the rest of the guys, "they're not coming back are they?"
Heero and Wufei shrugged while Quatre and Trowa giggled. Kristi turned her attention to Quatre and Trowa who were brandishing musical instruments.
"What are you guys doing?"
They both shyly smiled and Quatre said innocently, "we want to show the ladies at home and you of course our talents."
Kristi paused for a long moment, "your. . .talents?"
Trowa smiled slightly and said quietly, "playing our musical instruments of course."
"Oh. . .right," Kristi said smacking her forehead. She mumbled, "I've read too much fan fiction." Speaking up, "go right ahead."
For a good ten minutes they played and Kristi swayed enjoying their music. . .about as much as they were enjoying playing together. When they finished she clapped for them.
Quatre said, "thank you" while Trowa nodded.
Kristi was about to continue on with the interview when they suddenly rose from their seats. "Hey, where are you guys going?"
Quatre replied, "We're awfully tired from playing our instruments. . .we're going to go. . .relax."
Trowa nodded smiling, "yes relax together. . ." after a sharp look from Quatre "just relax."
They left the room.
"Wait!" Kristi cried. "Don't leave me alone with these guys!" Wufei and Heero were looking at her with cool disinterest and she straightened.
"Well. . ." she looked to the camera and smiled then turned to Heero. "Anyway Heero you're next, why don't you tell us a little about your-"
Heero cut her off casually holding onto the gun, "do you work for OZ?"
"Huh?"
"You heard me," he said coldly.
"No. . .not that I know of. . .I mean no of course not. . .why would you ask me something like that?"
Heero moved a few seats over, as did Wufei causing her to shift slightly.
"Because. . ." he said. "By the way who are you interviewing next?"
"Well, the memo I got said Trieze. . ."
"Trieze!" Heero said jumping up.
Kristi jumped as well and seemed to resort to a karate like stance causing Wufei to double over in laughter disturbing both her and Heero.
"Yes. . .him. . .what's the big deal?"
"He's a part of OZ and you're a spy!" Heero said.
"What?!" Kristi said facing him with darkened eyes. "I am not! I'm a respectable college student who got handed the task of interviewing Bishounens such as yourself!"
Heero paused, "me? A Bishounen?"
"Well. . .er. . .some certainly think so. . ."
Heero looked at her suspiciously, "do you know a girl named Relena?"
"Um. . .no. . ."
Heero relaxed his grip on his gun.
"Well," Kristi said edging toward the door motioning with her head to the camera guy to do likewise. "I don't want to be late for the interview. . .bye bye!"
She ran out of the room with her camera guy and once safely away, "lordy, how can they give guys like that guns?!"
Camera guy shrugs.
Realizing the camera was still on Kristi smiled, "well that concludes the interview with the Gundam guys. I have to go discover the whereabouts of my good friend.and make sure Duo is safe. But I think I'll give them some time alone and wait until a bit later. Stay tuned next time for an interview with Trieze." She gave a wave to the camera and the camera guy lowered the camera. "Well, at least I didn't get shot."
Author's Note: Well, this is officially my first Gundam Wing fic. *Adds a notch to her little anime story chalk board* And yes there will be more (once I write it). . .there will be an interview with Trieze. . .and later *grins very widely* an interview with Zechs. . .*stares off into space for a moment but returns* Anyway, I'm no expert on Gundam Wing so I hope I'm fairly accurate. Anyone who has requests for Interviews with Bishounen feel free to post it in a review and I'll see what I can do. I plan on writing more interviews going to other animes such as Yu-Gi-Oh!, Kenshin, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho (etc. and not necessarily in that order) so reviews are more than welcome.