Author's note- Kim Demon-the two of us, Kim Demon and Fox Angel wanted to
do something together so here it is.
Fox Angel- Sure we annoy each other a lot, but we'll get it done.
Kim Demon- Umm, you sure about that?
Fox Angel- Uhh, no not really.
Kim Demon- Ok folks, onto the show. [pic]
Kim Demon- Hey folks, welcome to the first ever Demon-Angel talk show.
Fox Angel- Prepare yourselves for the most crazy talk show you've ever seen.
Kim Demon- Today, we have the Gundam pilots for the guests. First up is Heero Yuy. Give him a nice, warm welcome.
*Heero walks in, not grinning or waving what so ever*
*Silence*
Kim Demon- Uhh, so Heero, so how's your life now that you're no longer piloting?
Heero- *glares at Kim Demon.* 'How did she know that?' *doesn't answer*
Fox Angel uses her phycic ability to read Heero's mind. Fox Angel- I think that he's really depressed about it.
Kim Demon- Oh, well.
Heero- *looks at Fox Angel. muttering* I'm going to kill you.
Fox Angel- I heard that baka. Don't diss on me on MY talk show.
Kim Demon- Hey!!! Let's all be friends here.*sweat drop on forehead*
In all the confusion of the fight, the most unwelcome person comes running onto the stage.
Relena- HEERO!!! I found you at last!
Heero- .... 'uh-oh. She found me. Damn this talk show. I should have gone for Rosie O'Donnell instead.'
Fox Angel- *using mind to mind talk to Kim Demon* 'He must really hate this talk show if he wants to go to Rosie O'Donnell.'
Kim Demon- 'No, I think her talk show is further away from Relena's home, that's why.'
Fox Angel- 'Yah, I think you're right.' She looks over at Heero. Relena has her arms around his neck, cooing him. Then, out of nowhere, she breaks into song.
Relena- Oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my darlin Heero-san. You were lost to me forever and now your back in my arms again.
Heero- .............................'I don't feel so well'.......... *He faints*
Fox Angel- Heero, Heero?
Kim Demon- *snickering* Relena, I think you killed him with your voice. Maybe you should go kill yourself now.
Relena- OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY DARLING HEERO!!!!! DEAD? IT CAN'T BE!!!
Runs up to security and grabs his gun. She puts it to her head.
Relena- Shoot me, shoot me NOW!!!
Security Guard- Uhhhh. *Looks over at Kim Demon and Fox Angel* Should I?
Kim Demon and Fox Angel- YES!!!!!!!!! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!
Heero opens one eye, sees Relena with a gun to her head, the quickly shuts it.
*BANG*
The camera swivels over to Relena's dead, bloody corpse. Then swivels back to Kim Demon and Fox Angel. They are cheering their head off, jumping up and down like maniacs. Heero suddenly jumps up and runs over to Kim Demon and Fox Angel.
Heero- *Hugging them* I love you guys!!! Call me anytime you need a person for this baka talk show!!!
With that, Heero runs off stage, jumping and whooping.
Kim Demon- *still cheering* We're taking a commercial break, but staay tuned, because next we have the infamous pilot, the Shinigami!!!
Fox Angel- Sure we annoy each other a lot, but we'll get it done.
Kim Demon- Umm, you sure about that?
Fox Angel- Uhh, no not really.
Kim Demon- Ok folks, onto the show. [pic]
Kim Demon- Hey folks, welcome to the first ever Demon-Angel talk show.
Fox Angel- Prepare yourselves for the most crazy talk show you've ever seen.
Kim Demon- Today, we have the Gundam pilots for the guests. First up is Heero Yuy. Give him a nice, warm welcome.
*Heero walks in, not grinning or waving what so ever*
*Silence*
Kim Demon- Uhh, so Heero, so how's your life now that you're no longer piloting?
Heero- *glares at Kim Demon.* 'How did she know that?' *doesn't answer*
Fox Angel uses her phycic ability to read Heero's mind. Fox Angel- I think that he's really depressed about it.
Kim Demon- Oh, well.
Heero- *looks at Fox Angel. muttering* I'm going to kill you.
Fox Angel- I heard that baka. Don't diss on me on MY talk show.
Kim Demon- Hey!!! Let's all be friends here.*sweat drop on forehead*
In all the confusion of the fight, the most unwelcome person comes running onto the stage.
Relena- HEERO!!! I found you at last!
Heero- .... 'uh-oh. She found me. Damn this talk show. I should have gone for Rosie O'Donnell instead.'
Fox Angel- *using mind to mind talk to Kim Demon* 'He must really hate this talk show if he wants to go to Rosie O'Donnell.'
Kim Demon- 'No, I think her talk show is further away from Relena's home, that's why.'
Fox Angel- 'Yah, I think you're right.' She looks over at Heero. Relena has her arms around his neck, cooing him. Then, out of nowhere, she breaks into song.
Relena- Oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my darlin Heero-san. You were lost to me forever and now your back in my arms again.
Heero- .............................'I don't feel so well'.......... *He faints*
Fox Angel- Heero, Heero?
Kim Demon- *snickering* Relena, I think you killed him with your voice. Maybe you should go kill yourself now.
Relena- OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY DARLING HEERO!!!!! DEAD? IT CAN'T BE!!!
Runs up to security and grabs his gun. She puts it to her head.
Relena- Shoot me, shoot me NOW!!!
Security Guard- Uhhhh. *Looks over at Kim Demon and Fox Angel* Should I?
Kim Demon and Fox Angel- YES!!!!!!!!! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!
Heero opens one eye, sees Relena with a gun to her head, the quickly shuts it.
*BANG*
The camera swivels over to Relena's dead, bloody corpse. Then swivels back to Kim Demon and Fox Angel. They are cheering their head off, jumping up and down like maniacs. Heero suddenly jumps up and runs over to Kim Demon and Fox Angel.
Heero- *Hugging them* I love you guys!!! Call me anytime you need a person for this baka talk show!!!
With that, Heero runs off stage, jumping and whooping.
Kim Demon- *still cheering* We're taking a commercial break, but staay tuned, because next we have the infamous pilot, the Shinigami!!!