Disclaimer- Kim Demon- I do own Gundam Wing.
Fox Angel- No you don't. I see many lawyers in your future.
Kim Demon- Shut up, you know I do. But you don't, HA!
Authors Note-Kim Demon- Hope you liked the first chapter. It was kinda crazy, but we came up with it and just typed.
Fox Angel- We seem to be good at that, huh?
Kim Demon- Yah, we are.
Kim Demon- Welcome back folks! We had to take a commercial break to clean up the blood and calm down.
Fox Angel- You weren't supposed to tell them that!
Kim Demon- Well sorry, but I felt I had to say it!
Fox Angel- Well you didn't! You didn't have them that the blood was real. You don't want them to know that there was an actual DEAD person on our talk show! *Rants on for about another 5 minutes*
Kim Demon- Well, anyway folks, we have our next guests, Duo Maxell or better known as the Shinigami, and Hilde Shubeiker. Give them a warm welcome!
*Duo and Hilde walk in to very enthusiastic applause*
Kim Demon- Welcome you two. Uhh, Hilde, you look kinda wet. What happened?
Hilde- It was Duo. *Gives Duo a very nasty look* He thought it would be funny to put a laser on a water gun and then shoot at me before the show. Fortunately, Heero ran by, whooping and jumping.
Kim Demon and Fox Angel give each other evil grins.
Hilde- Do you know something about that?
Fox Angel- Yah. We killed Relena. Heero was over the moon about it.
Kim Demon- Uh-huh. He hugged us. Heero HUGGED us.
Duo- WOW, you guys killed Relena? Really? For real? Damn, I love you guys!
Duo hugs the two of them. Hilde wacks him with her mallet that she suddenly pulled out of nowhere.
Duo- OWWW!!! Hilde, what was that for?!
Hilde- You said that you would keep your paws off all the other girls that you happen to meet.
Duo- But they killed Relena. RELENA. Oh come on Hilde. It was Relena!
Hilde- Yah I guess that's ok. But don't get ideas.
Duo- Dang, I was going to start kissing next, but if you.
*THWACK*
Duo rocked back and forth, a large lump on his head. Hilde sat, arms and legs crossed, scowling. Sweat drops on both Kim Demon and Fox Angel.
Fox Angel- Ok, anyway, how is your relationship going now?
Hilde- What relationship?
Kim Demon- The one with Duo of course.
Hilde- Well, it WAS going alright.
Fox Angel- Was?
Hilde- Yes, was. He started going all crazy when you guys invited us to this talk show. It was getting on my nerves.
Duo- Well, sorry. I've never been on a talk show before.
Hilde- That is no excuse! You're acting so immature.
Duo- Don't call me immature baka!
Hilde- Don't you dare call me a baka, baka!
Duo- Baka, baka, baka!
Hilde pulls out her mallet yet again and wacked Duo very hard.
Hilde- DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT,AHO!!!(in case you don't know, aho means the same as baka, but they use it in kansai) YOU ARE SOO MEAN AND STUPID..*goes on for another 10 minutes*
After another 10 minutes of arguing, wacking, and shouting, they finally calmed down.
Kim Demon- You guys finished yet?
Duo- Yup. *Gives Hilde a big hug* Sorry babe, I was being a aho.
Hilde- *with a smug look on her face* Yah, I know you're sorry. I forgive you.
Kim Demon- Ok folks. Your time is up. We're taking another commercial break, and when we come back.
Fox Angel- IT'S NANASHI-SAN!!!!! *Starts screaming her head off*
Kim Demon- Yes, it's Trowa Barton.
Fox Angel- No you don't. I see many lawyers in your future.
Kim Demon- Shut up, you know I do. But you don't, HA!
Authors Note-Kim Demon- Hope you liked the first chapter. It was kinda crazy, but we came up with it and just typed.
Fox Angel- We seem to be good at that, huh?
Kim Demon- Yah, we are.
Kim Demon- Welcome back folks! We had to take a commercial break to clean up the blood and calm down.
Fox Angel- You weren't supposed to tell them that!
Kim Demon- Well sorry, but I felt I had to say it!
Fox Angel- Well you didn't! You didn't have them that the blood was real. You don't want them to know that there was an actual DEAD person on our talk show! *Rants on for about another 5 minutes*
Kim Demon- Well, anyway folks, we have our next guests, Duo Maxell or better known as the Shinigami, and Hilde Shubeiker. Give them a warm welcome!
*Duo and Hilde walk in to very enthusiastic applause*
Kim Demon- Welcome you two. Uhh, Hilde, you look kinda wet. What happened?
Hilde- It was Duo. *Gives Duo a very nasty look* He thought it would be funny to put a laser on a water gun and then shoot at me before the show. Fortunately, Heero ran by, whooping and jumping.
Kim Demon and Fox Angel give each other evil grins.
Hilde- Do you know something about that?
Fox Angel- Yah. We killed Relena. Heero was over the moon about it.
Kim Demon- Uh-huh. He hugged us. Heero HUGGED us.
Duo- WOW, you guys killed Relena? Really? For real? Damn, I love you guys!
Duo hugs the two of them. Hilde wacks him with her mallet that she suddenly pulled out of nowhere.
Duo- OWWW!!! Hilde, what was that for?!
Hilde- You said that you would keep your paws off all the other girls that you happen to meet.
Duo- But they killed Relena. RELENA. Oh come on Hilde. It was Relena!
Hilde- Yah I guess that's ok. But don't get ideas.
Duo- Dang, I was going to start kissing next, but if you.
*THWACK*
Duo rocked back and forth, a large lump on his head. Hilde sat, arms and legs crossed, scowling. Sweat drops on both Kim Demon and Fox Angel.
Fox Angel- Ok, anyway, how is your relationship going now?
Hilde- What relationship?
Kim Demon- The one with Duo of course.
Hilde- Well, it WAS going alright.
Fox Angel- Was?
Hilde- Yes, was. He started going all crazy when you guys invited us to this talk show. It was getting on my nerves.
Duo- Well, sorry. I've never been on a talk show before.
Hilde- That is no excuse! You're acting so immature.
Duo- Don't call me immature baka!
Hilde- Don't you dare call me a baka, baka!
Duo- Baka, baka, baka!
Hilde pulls out her mallet yet again and wacked Duo very hard.
Hilde- DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT,AHO!!!(in case you don't know, aho means the same as baka, but they use it in kansai) YOU ARE SOO MEAN AND STUPID..*goes on for another 10 minutes*
After another 10 minutes of arguing, wacking, and shouting, they finally calmed down.
Kim Demon- You guys finished yet?
Duo- Yup. *Gives Hilde a big hug* Sorry babe, I was being a aho.
Hilde- *with a smug look on her face* Yah, I know you're sorry. I forgive you.
Kim Demon- Ok folks. Your time is up. We're taking another commercial break, and when we come back.
Fox Angel- IT'S NANASHI-SAN!!!!! *Starts screaming her head off*
Kim Demon- Yes, it's Trowa Barton.