When Mat reached Mr. pokemons house he slammed the door wide open.

Mr.pokemon:somebody help I am being robbed.

Mat:shut up you old man.

Mr.pokemon:oh it's just a gay kid.

Mat:you're the gay freak old man.

Mr.pokemon: make up your mind am I gay or am I an old man?Hey
wait a minute!

Mr.pokemon:gave Mat a really dirty look.

Mr.pokemon:You where panty holes.

Mat:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!

When mat screamed Prof. oak heard from a distance.

Prof.oak: Mat is that you?

Mat: duh!who where you expecting?

Prof.oak: well I thought you were a lot younger.

Mat: how old did you think I was?

Prof.oak: I thought you were four!

Mat fell in anger.

Mat: IM GETTING EXTREAMLY TIRED OF YOU OLD MEN!

Prof.oak and Mr.pokemon together: how rood of you.

Prof.oak: I don't want to give you this but I have to.

Oak gave mat a pokedex.

Mr.pokemon: Same thing he said!

Mr.pokemon handed Mat the Mystery egg.

Prof.oak: Leave now!

Mat: fine!You gay old men you will probably make love!

Mats phone rang when he left.

Prof.elm:Oh god help me!Mat get here now!