Act 1
Scene 1
Kitty- Guys! Start! Everyone- Oh, right!
Yugi- Um. (shifts feet and looks at script) I'm going to give my Grandma treats. Okay.
Mokuba- Boo! Yugi- (blinks) Mokuba- Oh, yeah.. Raar! Yugi- Ah. Mokuba- Where are you going?
Yugi- I'm going to give my Grandma treats. Okay?
Joey- Treats? Where are the treats? Yugi- Oh, these? Oh. I'm going to give my Grandma treats, okay?
Mokuba- How long do you think it will take for him to find out that those are plastic?
Mokuba- Well, where does your Grandma live?
Yugi- I'm going to give my Grandmas treats. Okay?
Mokuba- What kind of script is that?
Voice behind the door (Kaiba) - What? Yugi- I'm going to give my Grandma treats, okay? Voice behind the door- No, it's not okay. I don't want any treats. Yugi-.
Voice behind the door- You can go away now.
Rebecca/Teddy- Little pig, little pig, let me in! Voice behind the door- Who're you calling a little pig, squirt!? Rebecca/ Teddy- You, you old lady! Now come out and I'm gonna eat you! Raar! Yugi- . Voice behind the door- Go away. Rebecca/ Teddy- We'll huff, and we'll puff, and we'll blow your house down! Voice behind the door- *sigh*
Rebecca/ Teddy- Fine! If that's how you want it.
Seto- REBECCA! AAAAARG!
Yugi- Ummm. End of part 1. Okay.
Kitty- Concession break! (backstage) Rebecca/ Teddy- That was fun! Seto- Shut up. Kitty- Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. Seto- Yes it was. (Kitty throws a shoe at Seto.) Yugi- Did I do alright? Yami- Yes, you did great. (Yugi smiles.) Merick- What's the point of this, anyway? Kitty-.. You guys are fun to make fun of? Especially you, Seto. (Seto hurls the shoe back at Kitty.) Joey- I don' know, Kaiba. Dat look could really go for ya'. Seto- WHEELER! (Seto lunges and tackles Joey, and a fight begins. The rest ignore it as the building rumbles and shakes.) Kitty- Well, it's time to get back on. Teá- I love this scene! Bakura- Why, 'cause you're in it? Tristan- That's why I hate this scene. Kitty- Back to the show!
Scene 1
Kitty- Guys! Start! Everyone- Oh, right!
Yugi- Um. (shifts feet and looks at script) I'm going to give my Grandma treats. Okay.
Mokuba- Boo! Yugi- (blinks) Mokuba- Oh, yeah.. Raar! Yugi- Ah. Mokuba- Where are you going?
Yugi- I'm going to give my Grandma treats. Okay?
Joey- Treats? Where are the treats? Yugi- Oh, these? Oh. I'm going to give my Grandma treats, okay?
Mokuba- How long do you think it will take for him to find out that those are plastic?
Mokuba- Well, where does your Grandma live?
Yugi- I'm going to give my Grandmas treats. Okay?
Mokuba- What kind of script is that?
Voice behind the door (Kaiba) - What? Yugi- I'm going to give my Grandma treats, okay? Voice behind the door- No, it's not okay. I don't want any treats. Yugi-.
Voice behind the door- You can go away now.
Rebecca/Teddy- Little pig, little pig, let me in! Voice behind the door- Who're you calling a little pig, squirt!? Rebecca/ Teddy- You, you old lady! Now come out and I'm gonna eat you! Raar! Yugi- . Voice behind the door- Go away. Rebecca/ Teddy- We'll huff, and we'll puff, and we'll blow your house down! Voice behind the door- *sigh*
Rebecca/ Teddy- Fine! If that's how you want it.
Seto- REBECCA! AAAAARG!
Yugi- Ummm. End of part 1. Okay.
Kitty- Concession break! (backstage) Rebecca/ Teddy- That was fun! Seto- Shut up. Kitty- Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. Seto- Yes it was. (Kitty throws a shoe at Seto.) Yugi- Did I do alright? Yami- Yes, you did great. (Yugi smiles.) Merick- What's the point of this, anyway? Kitty-.. You guys are fun to make fun of? Especially you, Seto. (Seto hurls the shoe back at Kitty.) Joey- I don' know, Kaiba. Dat look could really go for ya'. Seto- WHEELER! (Seto lunges and tackles Joey, and a fight begins. The rest ignore it as the building rumbles and shakes.) Kitty- Well, it's time to get back on. Teá- I love this scene! Bakura- Why, 'cause you're in it? Tristan- That's why I hate this scene. Kitty- Back to the show!