Act 1
Scene 2
Yami- Ahem. Woe is me who is lost in these frightful woods all alone, hungry and tired. I am an idiot who walked off the path for no particular reason and now I'm lost. No one is around to help me. Woe is me.
Yami- Oh, look. A cottage.
Yugi- I need to give my Grandma treats.
Yami- Look food! That one's too big, that one's too medium, that one's too. Oh. It's perfect.
Yami- That one's too big, that one's too medium, and that one's too small. Stupid chairs.
Yami- Can I just say " "
Mokuba- Hi! Yami- .
Yugi- Grandma! Mokuba- . Yugi- Here, take the treats. Finally, I can get out of this costume.
Yami- Well, we're all happy now, so I'll just leave.
Yami- Crud. Bakura- Intruder! The price to pay for that is your Millennium puzzle! Hand it over! Yami- That's okay, really. Merick- You fool, don't hand it to him. Give it to me! Bakura- You? You would just give it to your mom! Merick- Leave my mother out of this! Bakura- Why should I? Merick- Because your mom was a slut married to a gorilla, and that's where you came from! Bakura- Why you little.
Pegasus (with girly voice)- Oh, I do wish they would get along.
Teá- Hi guys! Tristan- Oh, good, we've found you. She's driving me nuts. Mokuba, just eat me. Joey- Hoo-hah! Now dat's what I call a fight! Yami- Well you can stay here and watch it. I'm leaving. Tristan- Where are you going? Yami- Ummmm. Aerobics class? Mokuba- Me too! Tristan- I'm coming with you!
Kitty- You guys suck. Gaddo- I'd have to agree. I liked the fight, though. Kitty- How was New Jersey? Gaddo- It was fun. I bit a kid's arm because he pulled my ear, and Phantom punctured his bicycle tire. Kitty- You and you're A.D.H.D. Gaddo- Hee, hee, hee, hee. Kitty- Well, that is my Yu-gi- oh fairytale. Thanks for reading and junk. It sucked, I know, but that's okay. Gaddo- End.
Scene 2
Yami- Ahem. Woe is me who is lost in these frightful woods all alone, hungry and tired. I am an idiot who walked off the path for no particular reason and now I'm lost. No one is around to help me. Woe is me.
Yami- Oh, look. A cottage.
Yugi- I need to give my Grandma treats.
Yami- Look food! That one's too big, that one's too medium, that one's too. Oh. It's perfect.
Yami- That one's too big, that one's too medium, and that one's too small. Stupid chairs.
Yami- Can I just say " "
Mokuba- Hi! Yami- .
Yugi- Grandma! Mokuba- . Yugi- Here, take the treats. Finally, I can get out of this costume.
Yami- Well, we're all happy now, so I'll just leave.
Yami- Crud. Bakura- Intruder! The price to pay for that is your Millennium puzzle! Hand it over! Yami- That's okay, really. Merick- You fool, don't hand it to him. Give it to me! Bakura- You? You would just give it to your mom! Merick- Leave my mother out of this! Bakura- Why should I? Merick- Because your mom was a slut married to a gorilla, and that's where you came from! Bakura- Why you little.
Pegasus (with girly voice)- Oh, I do wish they would get along.
Teá- Hi guys! Tristan- Oh, good, we've found you. She's driving me nuts. Mokuba, just eat me. Joey- Hoo-hah! Now dat's what I call a fight! Yami- Well you can stay here and watch it. I'm leaving. Tristan- Where are you going? Yami- Ummmm. Aerobics class? Mokuba- Me too! Tristan- I'm coming with you!
Kitty- You guys suck. Gaddo- I'd have to agree. I liked the fight, though. Kitty- How was New Jersey? Gaddo- It was fun. I bit a kid's arm because he pulled my ear, and Phantom punctured his bicycle tire. Kitty- You and you're A.D.H.D. Gaddo- Hee, hee, hee, hee. Kitty- Well, that is my Yu-gi- oh fairytale. Thanks for reading and junk. It sucked, I know, but that's okay. Gaddo- End.