I do not own anything,okay! Don't say I do,because I don't.....Alrighty then...Here's a Final Fantasy 6 story.

Sabin's Cookies ********************************************

One fine day on the airship.....

Sabin:Oh,God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terra:What's wrong?Is it Kefka?

Sabin:No,my cookies are missing!

Terra:....

Sabin:Waaagggg!!!!!

Terra:...

Celes walked in.

Celes:What's all the shouting about?

Terra:Cookies...

Celes:...'Kay...

Sabin:My cookies are gone! Gone,Gone,Gone!!!!Waagg!!!

Celes:You mean the ones that Mog's eating?

Sabin looked at Mog. Mog was happily eating cookies. Sabin's cookies!

Sabin:I'm gonna keeeelllll you!!!!

Mog:Eeeeeppp!!!

Sabin chased Mog out of the room.

Celes:That man isn't right....

Mog ran back in, followed by a berserked Sabin holding a chainsaw.

Mog:Ahhh!

Sabin:Mwagga hagga hagga!!!!

Terra:Sleep!

The room flashes blue and Sabin and Mog immediatly fall asleep.

Celes:Thank you, Terra. ********************************************************** How'd ya' like?I dunno. I was really bored so I wrote it.Tell me whatcha think. REVIEWS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BTW-If you like it, I write Inuyasha and X- men:Evo humor fics....