Chapter Seven: Explanations
Sark: Nice to see you, Big Sis.
I turned to Mom. I silently questioned her. She nodded.
Me: It's nice to see you too, Sark.
Dad smirked.
Dad: His name's John. Not Sark, John.
I laughed. Vaughn suddenly awoke.
John: Ah, my brother-in-law finally awakes! You and Syd must've been busy.
Vaughn: Brother-in-law?
John: You are Sis's fiancé, right?
Vaughn: You could say that, yes.
Mom looked dazed. I snapped my fingers.
Me: Wake up, Mom!
Mom snapped out of it. Mom motioned to me.
Mom: I have something to tell you.
Me: Okay.
Mom: I kissed your dad.
I squealed.
Me: Oh, Mom! That's great!
I hugged Mom.
Mom: That's not all. Your friend, Will, thought I was you. He kissed me. He was practically shoving his tongue down my throat!
Mom shuddered. I was disgusted. Will had french-kissed my mom in front of my dad. Eeeww!
Me: I pity you. Holy Valentciakoff's Grandma! WILL ERVIN TIPPIN! I'm gonna get you! No one kisses my mom and gets away with it!
I kicked Will in the stomach. Hard. The sound of Vaughn's soothing voice caught my attention.
Vaughn: Jack, is there a reason that your hair is messed up?
Dad: Yes.
Vaughn: Does it have to do with Irina?
Dad was irritated.
Dad: Yes.
Vaughn: Did you and Irina...
Dad was outraged.
Dad: Mr. Vaughn! I cannot believe you! Why would you think such things? It would do you well to get your mind out of the gutter.
Vaughn smirked. John smirked.
John: Bro, they almost did. I saw it with my own two eyes.
Dad glared at John.
John: Hey, I'm not complaining about my parents finally getting the first action they've had in twenty years! Although, watching your parents make out is a bit gross.
Vaughn and John high-fived. Dad picked up John and threw him over his shoulder.
Will: That's child abuse!
Dad: Can it, you!
Dad kicked Will unconscious.
Me: Hey!
Mom: Jack, what if my baby's hurt?
John got up from the floor. Mom worriedly rushed to his side.
Mom: Sweetie, are you okay?
John: Yes, Mother.
John: Although Dad has a great left hook.
I laughed.
John: What do we do with this garbage?
He pointed at Will.
Dad smirked.
Dad: I have a plan.
TO BE CONTINUED.......................
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Sark: Nice to see you, Big Sis.
I turned to Mom. I silently questioned her. She nodded.
Me: It's nice to see you too, Sark.
Dad smirked.
Dad: His name's John. Not Sark, John.
I laughed. Vaughn suddenly awoke.
John: Ah, my brother-in-law finally awakes! You and Syd must've been busy.
Vaughn: Brother-in-law?
John: You are Sis's fiancé, right?
Vaughn: You could say that, yes.
Mom looked dazed. I snapped my fingers.
Me: Wake up, Mom!
Mom snapped out of it. Mom motioned to me.
Mom: I have something to tell you.
Me: Okay.
Mom: I kissed your dad.
I squealed.
Me: Oh, Mom! That's great!
I hugged Mom.
Mom: That's not all. Your friend, Will, thought I was you. He kissed me. He was practically shoving his tongue down my throat!
Mom shuddered. I was disgusted. Will had french-kissed my mom in front of my dad. Eeeww!
Me: I pity you. Holy Valentciakoff's Grandma! WILL ERVIN TIPPIN! I'm gonna get you! No one kisses my mom and gets away with it!
I kicked Will in the stomach. Hard. The sound of Vaughn's soothing voice caught my attention.
Vaughn: Jack, is there a reason that your hair is messed up?
Dad: Yes.
Vaughn: Does it have to do with Irina?
Dad was irritated.
Dad: Yes.
Vaughn: Did you and Irina...
Dad was outraged.
Dad: Mr. Vaughn! I cannot believe you! Why would you think such things? It would do you well to get your mind out of the gutter.
Vaughn smirked. John smirked.
John: Bro, they almost did. I saw it with my own two eyes.
Dad glared at John.
John: Hey, I'm not complaining about my parents finally getting the first action they've had in twenty years! Although, watching your parents make out is a bit gross.
Vaughn and John high-fived. Dad picked up John and threw him over his shoulder.
Will: That's child abuse!
Dad: Can it, you!
Dad kicked Will unconscious.
Me: Hey!
Mom: Jack, what if my baby's hurt?
John got up from the floor. Mom worriedly rushed to his side.
Mom: Sweetie, are you okay?
John: Yes, Mother.
John: Although Dad has a great left hook.
I laughed.
John: What do we do with this garbage?
He pointed at Will.
Dad smirked.
Dad: I have a plan.
TO BE CONTINUED.......................
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