Well, this is a weird lil chapter. And the next chapter's SO short. I also realized that I rely heavily on dialog in this fic.

P.S.- In case you didn't receive the memo, I DON'T OWN ALIAS! Me and the JJster have never been deluded about who actually owns the show. I do. Nah, just kidding.Not EVER happening.

Chapter Eight: Parachutes

Dad whispered something to Mom. She grinned demonically. Dad smirked.

Dad grabbed a parachute. John stuffed it on Will. Mom kicked Will awake. Vaughn then picked Will up and threw him out of the plane.

Me: Holy Monkey Poop!

I glared at Vaughn. I glared at Dad and Mom. I glared at John.

Me: Vaughn! How could you!

Vaughn: Please...

Me: No, no por favors! A mí no me gusta Miguel! Yo estoy tonta! Adiós los dientes de Miguel! Miguel no es amigo de mí! Por que? Gracias por nada! La verguënza en tú! Mí corazon no de tú! A mí me gusta ver como tú sabes mí cuanto jugar con corazon de tú! Miguel, tú es muerte!

Vaughn: Let me explain...

Me: Expliquémelo! Rapido! Yo no muchas hora!

Vaughn: I'm...

Me: Basta! Silencio! Tú necesitas ayuda! Fuera! Dejame en paz!

Vaughn touched me on the arm. I was mad!

Me: No lo toques! Yo quiero pongan la computadora encima de el cabeza de Miguel! Quoi donne te juste pour touche me? Je haïr Michel! Sois tranquille! Tu es non Mon Ange Gardien! Tu es Un Mitoyen Diable! Tu es la boue de terre! Te tous espérez me pour vis parmi les git et secrets cela avec le vie de espionnage! Je haïr ca! Je desirent cela te noyai aux la eau de rouge pelote! Vie fus mieux avant l'on vu chacune autre!

Vaughn: Juste chez te! Je laissa te gri sur mon epaulé et cette comment payer me pour mon bonne agit! Tous je suis essayant pour faire fait aider te! Je peut non-crois je prit un reel interessez aux te! Parce de te, je vissa protocole! Parce de te, je avez formai un emotive attacha et eus pour vois Dr. Barnett! Te es disant cela ensemble an mitoyen rien pour te! Te es telle un professionnel agent! Te es mon seule vice!

Me: Dosviedanya, Maman! La caixa, Padre! Don't touch it! Tenha um dia encantador!

I stormed out. I fell on the bed and punched the pillow. I had a weird dream involving Vaughn. Not like that!

I woke up.

Me: Fare no gelo lo torto!

TO BE CONTINUED...............................................................

Translations:

No, no pleases! I hate Michael! I was foolish! Goodbye Michael's teeth! Michael is not my friend! Why? Thanks for nothing! Shame on you! My heart is not yours! I'd love to see how you think of me after I play with your heart! Michael, you're dead! - Spanish

Explain it to me! Faster! I don't have much time! - Spanish

Stop it! Silence! You need help! Get out! Leave me alone! - Spanish

Don't touch me! I want to put the computer on top of Michael's head! What gives you the right to touch me? I hate Michael! Be quiet! You are not My Guardian Angel! You are a mean devil! You are the mud of the earth! You all expect me to live among the lies and secrets that come with the life of espionage! I hate it! I wish you drowned in the water of the red ball! Life was better before we saw each other! - Spanish, French

Right back at you! I let you cry on my shoulder and this is how you pay me for my good acts! All I am trying to do is help you! I cannot believe I took a real interest in you! Because of you, I screwed protocol! Because of you, I formed an emotional attachment and had to see Dr. Barnett! You are saying this whole year meant nothing to you! You are such a professional agent! You are my only vice! - French

Goodbye, Mom! The box, Dad! Have a lovely day! - Russian, French, Portuguese, Spanish

Don't frost the pie! - Italian

This took FOREVER to translate. And yes, English is my first language, but I intend to learn many, many more. Another chap coming your way. But it's SHORT, VERY VERY short.With the exception of Apology (which is a whole fic, so it SHOULD be longer), it is the SHORTEST chapter and thing I've ever written.

Loren ;*

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