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Chapter Fifteen: Hangover Headaches, Premarital Problems, and Feelings
I awoke to an obscenely bright light. I heard voices. It was Mom and Dad! I listened in.
Dad: Irina, what happened in that closet?
Mom: I don't know! They were on top of each other, so maybe they FINALLY took my advice!
Dad: Don't go there. And besides, they were fully clothed.
He mumbled under his breath.
Dad: Thankfully. If it had been any other way...
Mom interrupted.
Mom: Crap! Why can I get more action than my own child?
With that remark, I opened my eyes. I was ambushed by both Mom and Dad. Mom hugged me. Dad hugged me.
Mom: Oh, my wonderful little baby finally woke up! I thought...Oh, who cares what I thought, you're awake!
Dad: You gave us quite a scare, Kiddo.
Me: Yeah. The whole me-being-on-top-of-Vaughn-thing. And I resemble that remark, Mom.
Mom and Dad laughed. I laughed too. Until I looked over and saw Vaughn. I suddenly got a full-blown headache. I held my head.
Me: Ohhhh! My head! Mi cabeza en fuego!
Mom and Dad's forehead's wrinkled.
Me: Get me some Advil, Midol, Tylenol, Anything that ends in Ol or Il! Now! Before I die of head trauma and extreme stress!
Mom hurried off to get the supplies. Dad squeezed my hand reassuringly. This was worse than the headache I had after I kissed Will, and I had a huge hangover there. I felt like I was spinning out of control.
Mom returned, medicine and glasses of ice water in hand. My headache kept getting worse.
Mom: I'm sorry, all we have is 1 bottle of Tylenol, Midol, Advil, some Aspirin, and various caffeinated sodas.
Me: That'll do, Mom.
I walked to the blender. I opened the caps of all the bottles. I dumped all of the contents into the blender. I ran around and I grabbed a bag of sugar, a lukewarm pot of coffee, a bit of whisky, a package of Pixy Sticks, tablets of vitamins, a watery frosting, chocolate, ice, and a bit of salt. I mixed them together to make the ultimate energy drink. I turned the blender on.
Me: I call it: Sydney's Yummy Hyper Energy Super Headache And Pain Cure!
Mom shrugged, under Dad's curious gaze.
I grabbed the thing and began to drink. I had drunk only a cup when my headache began to dissolve. I was filled with an amazing energy. I felt like I could do wind sprints. Over a thousand of them without even breaking a sweat.
I leapt up, after downing the whole beverage. I ran around the room so fast I was a blur.
TO BE CONTINUED.........................................
Loren ;*
Reviews MAKE ME HAPPY.
Chapter Fifteen: Hangover Headaches, Premarital Problems, and Feelings
I awoke to an obscenely bright light. I heard voices. It was Mom and Dad! I listened in.
Dad: Irina, what happened in that closet?
Mom: I don't know! They were on top of each other, so maybe they FINALLY took my advice!
Dad: Don't go there. And besides, they were fully clothed.
He mumbled under his breath.
Dad: Thankfully. If it had been any other way...
Mom interrupted.
Mom: Crap! Why can I get more action than my own child?
With that remark, I opened my eyes. I was ambushed by both Mom and Dad. Mom hugged me. Dad hugged me.
Mom: Oh, my wonderful little baby finally woke up! I thought...Oh, who cares what I thought, you're awake!
Dad: You gave us quite a scare, Kiddo.
Me: Yeah. The whole me-being-on-top-of-Vaughn-thing. And I resemble that remark, Mom.
Mom and Dad laughed. I laughed too. Until I looked over and saw Vaughn. I suddenly got a full-blown headache. I held my head.
Me: Ohhhh! My head! Mi cabeza en fuego!
Mom and Dad's forehead's wrinkled.
Me: Get me some Advil, Midol, Tylenol, Anything that ends in Ol or Il! Now! Before I die of head trauma and extreme stress!
Mom hurried off to get the supplies. Dad squeezed my hand reassuringly. This was worse than the headache I had after I kissed Will, and I had a huge hangover there. I felt like I was spinning out of control.
Mom returned, medicine and glasses of ice water in hand. My headache kept getting worse.
Mom: I'm sorry, all we have is 1 bottle of Tylenol, Midol, Advil, some Aspirin, and various caffeinated sodas.
Me: That'll do, Mom.
I walked to the blender. I opened the caps of all the bottles. I dumped all of the contents into the blender. I ran around and I grabbed a bag of sugar, a lukewarm pot of coffee, a bit of whisky, a package of Pixy Sticks, tablets of vitamins, a watery frosting, chocolate, ice, and a bit of salt. I mixed them together to make the ultimate energy drink. I turned the blender on.
Me: I call it: Sydney's Yummy Hyper Energy Super Headache And Pain Cure!
Mom shrugged, under Dad's curious gaze.
I grabbed the thing and began to drink. I had drunk only a cup when my headache began to dissolve. I was filled with an amazing energy. I felt like I could do wind sprints. Over a thousand of them without even breaking a sweat.
I leapt up, after downing the whole beverage. I ran around the room so fast I was a blur.
TO BE CONTINUED.........................................
Loren ;*
Reviews MAKE ME HAPPY.