Sometimes When I Ride
By Kevin Armerding
Parodying the song "Sometimes When We Touch"
Based on the story "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"

When I tell that I love you
Brom Bonehead gives a yelp
'Cause he was hoping to hook up with you
Like a worm to a mighty kelp
But brute force don't stand a chance
When it comes to cleanliness
For I'm true gentleman
And very much generous

Sometimes when I ride
To the bridge leading to the hallow
I get so tense I feel that I'm ganna cry
And then there's the Headless horse man
Who keeps on following me
This feels like the day that'll die

At the party we go dancing
And had allot of fun
The food was really tastefully
Like the sugar on a sticky bun
But Brom was not done
He had a dirty trick indeed
He told of a headless horseman
Who will perform a dirty deed

Sometimes when I ride
To the bridge leading to the hallow
I get so tense I feel that I'm ganna cry
And then there's the Headless horse man
Who keeps on following me
This feels like the day that'll die

Sometimes he wants to break me
And drive me to my knees
Sometimes he wants to break through
And punch me endlessly
When I rode home from the party
I didn't feel like Jackie Chan
That's why I started to cower
When I saw the headless horseman
I thought if I cross the bridge
It'll end this vigorous chase
But what I didn't see coming
Was a pumpkin in my face

Sometimes when I ride
To the bridge leading to the hallow
I get so tense I feel like I'm ganna cry
And then there's the Headless horse man
Who keeps on following me
This feels like the day that'll die