Well, Alias is regretfully not mine. What a tragedy. Aren't just brimming
with sarcasm? And, anyways, this movie is SO boring. Nothing else on
besides golf, infomercials, and dumb old movies.Sheesh. Anyways.Here's the
chap.Anyways, isn't Spinelli just a ball of sarcasm, anger, and scruffiness
just waiting to be unleashed. Darn. Sounds like me.hehe.She really gets
important in these next few chaps.
Chapter Twenty: In the Kindergarten Room
I decided to watch Mom and Dad. I wondered how things were going with them. I snuck into the air vent and watched. Mom was talking to Dad about something trivial. It was annoying Dad.
So, Dad shut her up by kissing her. That left her speechless for a while. Like 30 minutes. Dad did not smile, nor did he even have a blank expression. He looked mad. Who really knows why? I had a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Mom: Jack, what's wrong?
Mom was fidgety. Very nervous. Dad was set off by this.
Dad: Oh, please be quiet! I have dealt with annoying little kids all day! I don't want to deal with another one!
Mom looked even more worried.
Mom: Jack, dear, are you sure that you're okay?
Dad: Don't you dear me! I am as fine as I'll ever be, because of you. I've just been thinking about how you ruined my life. I think I've moved past the depressive emotionless hurt stage. And into the anger stage. I can easily say that I feel nothing at all for you. I hate you with the burning fire of a thousand suns. I despise you. I cannot stand to be in the same room as you. I wish that you would've stayed dead! You've ruined dozens of lives and families. You haven't helped anyone! I should have seen right through you the first night!
Mom was struggling not to cry. She would not let him win. So she was thinking, instead, happy times. She was thinking of how Sark was conceived. I pushed these thoughts from my head and crawled to my room.
I saw Spinelli and TJ fighting. Their friends were surrounding them.
Mikey: Do not jest with the fates! Oh, the cruel world hath made two souls that once were one, halves.
Gus: Uh, Gretchen, are they supposed to be fighting like this?
Vince: Yeah, I mean, man. Is that a shoe?
Gretchen: I didn't anticipate that she would be mauling him right now, but maybe if I put in some numbers into my computer, it will determine the outcome.
Vince: Girl, it better. This is getting ugly.
Mikey: Oh, why, cruel fate hath made beautiful young love into such a horror! Oh, the humanity!
Gus: Well, we're just lucky that they haven't lost any teeth. Where's Finster when you need her?
Gretchen was plugging the numbers into her calculator. She gasped. Vince was ducking from a desk that had moved towards him.
Gretchen: Well, odds are that Spinelli will win. TJ's going to have two black eyes, and Spinelli, a bloody lip.
Vince: Hey, Mikey? What'd you mean when you were spewing that stuff about young love?
Mikey rolled his eyes.
Mikey: It is so obvious. Can you not feel the tension in the air? For tension and love flow hand in hand.
Gus: Riight.
Gus made a crazy sign with his fingers. Vince nodded. I watched Spinelli's hat fly off her head and TJ lose a tooth. That was enough. I kicked open the vent and leapt down. I surprised the other kids, but Spinelli and TJ kept fighting.
I pushed them apart. I saw Vaughn in the corner.
Me: Vaughn! I need some help here! And if you flirt with me, so help me, I WILL kill you!
Vaughn got up and took TJ, while I restrained Spinelli. I looked to the awestruck kids.
Me: Hey, anybody got some handcuffs?
Gretchen nodded and threw me four pairs. I threw two to Vaughn and we put the handcuffs on Spinelli and TJ, and then used the other pair to chain them to the desks.
Me: Now what happened here?
TO BE CONTINUED......................
Loren ;*
REVIEW! WHY? BECAUSE I LIKE THEM!
Chapter Twenty: In the Kindergarten Room
I decided to watch Mom and Dad. I wondered how things were going with them. I snuck into the air vent and watched. Mom was talking to Dad about something trivial. It was annoying Dad.
So, Dad shut her up by kissing her. That left her speechless for a while. Like 30 minutes. Dad did not smile, nor did he even have a blank expression. He looked mad. Who really knows why? I had a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Mom: Jack, what's wrong?
Mom was fidgety. Very nervous. Dad was set off by this.
Dad: Oh, please be quiet! I have dealt with annoying little kids all day! I don't want to deal with another one!
Mom looked even more worried.
Mom: Jack, dear, are you sure that you're okay?
Dad: Don't you dear me! I am as fine as I'll ever be, because of you. I've just been thinking about how you ruined my life. I think I've moved past the depressive emotionless hurt stage. And into the anger stage. I can easily say that I feel nothing at all for you. I hate you with the burning fire of a thousand suns. I despise you. I cannot stand to be in the same room as you. I wish that you would've stayed dead! You've ruined dozens of lives and families. You haven't helped anyone! I should have seen right through you the first night!
Mom was struggling not to cry. She would not let him win. So she was thinking, instead, happy times. She was thinking of how Sark was conceived. I pushed these thoughts from my head and crawled to my room.
I saw Spinelli and TJ fighting. Their friends were surrounding them.
Mikey: Do not jest with the fates! Oh, the cruel world hath made two souls that once were one, halves.
Gus: Uh, Gretchen, are they supposed to be fighting like this?
Vince: Yeah, I mean, man. Is that a shoe?
Gretchen: I didn't anticipate that she would be mauling him right now, but maybe if I put in some numbers into my computer, it will determine the outcome.
Vince: Girl, it better. This is getting ugly.
Mikey: Oh, why, cruel fate hath made beautiful young love into such a horror! Oh, the humanity!
Gus: Well, we're just lucky that they haven't lost any teeth. Where's Finster when you need her?
Gretchen was plugging the numbers into her calculator. She gasped. Vince was ducking from a desk that had moved towards him.
Gretchen: Well, odds are that Spinelli will win. TJ's going to have two black eyes, and Spinelli, a bloody lip.
Vince: Hey, Mikey? What'd you mean when you were spewing that stuff about young love?
Mikey rolled his eyes.
Mikey: It is so obvious. Can you not feel the tension in the air? For tension and love flow hand in hand.
Gus: Riight.
Gus made a crazy sign with his fingers. Vince nodded. I watched Spinelli's hat fly off her head and TJ lose a tooth. That was enough. I kicked open the vent and leapt down. I surprised the other kids, but Spinelli and TJ kept fighting.
I pushed them apart. I saw Vaughn in the corner.
Me: Vaughn! I need some help here! And if you flirt with me, so help me, I WILL kill you!
Vaughn got up and took TJ, while I restrained Spinelli. I looked to the awestruck kids.
Me: Hey, anybody got some handcuffs?
Gretchen nodded and threw me four pairs. I threw two to Vaughn and we put the handcuffs on Spinelli and TJ, and then used the other pair to chain them to the desks.
Me: Now what happened here?
TO BE CONTINUED......................
Loren ;*
REVIEW! WHY? BECAUSE I LIKE THEM!