Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: Evolution, or any other Marvel or WB property.

Notes: Probably going to be a short chapter. Promise the next chapter will be a lot longer to make up for this one. Anyoo, on to the story.

Oh, and thanks to everyone who reviewed. I love opening up my email and seeing all of those reviews show up.

Also, I try my best with Remy's accent, but it's pretty dodgy. Sorry.

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"So, do you want to do something tonight?"

Kurt paused for a moment. He had wanted something like this to happen for a long time. But now, the thought of Kitty continued to flood his mind. Every memory of her, every little aspect of her being, popped into his head, and he found himself wishing that he hadn't started seeing Amanda. And then he thought about what had happened that morning. It seemed as if all of the girls in his life suddenly had a new found interest in him romantically. What if it had all been an elaborate joke? What if it was real? What if something was going on that he didn't even know about, and Amanda was part of it?

"Um. . ." he began, but didn't get to continue. There was suddenly quite the ruckus outside of his door.

"Let me go!" he heard Kitty shouting.

"No way!" he heard Jean yell back.

"Um, Amanda, I'll have to call you back later!" Kurt said in a hurry.

"No! Wait. . ." she didn't get the chance to continue, because Kurt had slammed the phone down on the receiver.

Kurt crept to the door of his room, and put his ear to it.

"Let me go, you hag!" Kitty yelled.

Kurt opened the door just a bit to peek out. What he saw floored him. Kitty was on the floor, trying her best to drag herself down the hallway towards his room. Jean was also on the floor, grasping Kitty's feet. Jean's face was set in a look that told Kurt that she was concentrating with all of her might.

"Why doesn't Kitty simply phase through her hands?" Kurt thought.

As if the thought had also just occurred to Kitty, her feet suddenly moved straight through Jean's hands. Kitty got up on her feet and began to run towards Kurt's door. Then she suddenly froze, and was thrown backwards down the hallway. She landed roughly on her butt, about twenty feet from Kurt. She yelped when she hit the floor, and glared at Jean.

"I'm going to hang out with Kurt tonight. You're just going to have to wait your turn, sister." Jean said triumphantly, and turned back towards Kurt's door. When she looked at the door, her eyes widened, as did her smile.

"Kurt!" she said happily, and then was tackled from behind.

"Leave. . .my. . .fuzzy. . .elf. . .alone!" Kitty shrieked, dragging the older girl away from Kurt's door.

"Mein Gott! Zhere're fighting over me!" Kurt thought, and slammed the door shut.

"Kurt! Come here and help me!" he heard Kitty call from outside of the door.

Kurt turned around and looked for a place to hide. He ran to the window to open it and jump out, when suddenly the phone started to ring. Without thinking, he automatically picked it up.

"Kurt! You must have accidentally hung up on me!" Amanda said. "So what do you want to do tonight?"

Kurt turned form his table to his door, where the sounds of a scuffle were beginning to get louder. Suddenly, the door jolted on his hinges, and Jean started to yell louder. Then Kitty phased halfway through his door, and smiled at him.

"Like, hi Kurt! What's up?" She asked before being pulled back out of the door.

"Kitty?" Kurt said.

"Kitty? No! It's Amanda!" an irritated voice said over the phone.

"Oh! Sorry, Amanda!" Kurt said, and then turned back to his door, which jolted very hard. "Someone was knocking at my door."

"Oh, it's okay, sweetie!" Amanda said.

"Sweetie?" Kurt thought.

"Kurt! We've gotta talk!" Kitty said, once again phasing halfway through the door.

"Don't listen to her, Kurt! Hey, Kurt! What're you doing tonight?" he heard Jean call through the door.

"Hey! Who's that talking to you?" Amanda demanded, her voice changing to an irritated tone once again.

"Um. . ." Kurt said. He was really beginning to panic now, and knew he needed to get off of the phone as quickly as possible. "Um, Amanda, I've really got to go. Call you back later."

He slammed the phone back down, and turned back to the window. Opening it, he flipped over to the outside and began to crawl down the wall.

"Nice, Fuzzy! I was hoping I'd see you!" he heard, and looked to the ground. Tabitha was on the ground, right below his window. He yelped, and turned around, crawling towards the top of the mansion. He was halfway there when a bright ball of light hit the wall next to him and blew up. Tabby was throwing her little "booms" at him. Yelping as he crawled faster, he zigzagged up the wall as Tabby's bombs hit the wall on his left and right.

"Ah, Kurt! Don't play hard to get!" she called up happily after him.

"She's going to kill me!" Kurt thought, and flipped to the top of the roof. "Vait a minute! I'm a moron!"

He suddenly remembered his main mutant power, and teleported.

Kurt fell out of the air into the rec room, and dropped to the floor of the room. Looking around quickly, he noticed that the only people in the room were. . .

"Oh no!" Kurt thought.

"Hi, Kurt!" Amara said. "What's up?"

"Um, nozzing. I'm sorry, I gotta run." Kurt said.

"No, wait! Kurt, I wanna ask you some stuff about. . ." Amara began before Kurt teleported back out of the room and into the woods behind the house.

Gasping for breath, he fell against a tree against a tree. Whatever it was that was going on today, Kurt had decided that he definitely didn't like it. He stood back up, and heard footsteps coming forward from behind him. Kurt wheeled around, ready to teleport at the next moment, before he realized that it was just Gambit.

"Oh! Hello, Remy." Kurt said.

"Hullo, Kurt. What's de problem?" Remy asked.

"Ze vomen are all going crazy. Zey von't leave me alone, and now Kitty and Jean are fighting over me."

"Dey be goin crazy back at de mansion?" Remy asked.

"Jah! Zey are all chasing me down!" Kurt said. "It's like zey are all interested in me all of a sudden!"

"And dat be a problem for ya, Kurt?" Remy asked, smiling.

"Jah! It's a problem vhen zey are all acting insane!" Kurt said, exasperated.

"Sounds like you be needin some help." Remy said. "So you say dey all be interested in you, let's say, romantically now?"

"Jah! All of a sudden!"

"Sounds like you be flyin de fookie dust." Remy said.

"Fookie dust?"

"Uh-huh."

"And, vhat is zis fookie dust?" Kurt asked.

"Ya know, fookie dust." Remy said, spreading his arms, smiling.

Kurt simply shook his head.

"Listen, we all be flyin' de fookie dust sometimes. It drive de opposite sex a little crazy. Sometimes it happen in one day, sometimes it go on for a couple o' months. "Flyin' de fookie dust" just means you be drivin de women crazy. Happens to all us guys sometimes. Some of us more den others." Remy said, smiling and motioning to himself.

"Are you saying zat zis can go on for monzs?" Kurt asked, suddenly very afraid.

"It could. And if de women be acting like you say, sounds like you be flyin' de STRONG fookie dust." Remy said. "Don't worry, it work itself out. Always does."

"Zank you, Remy. Now, you could actually help me by telling me vhere Evan is." Kurt said, exasperated and feeling lost once more.

"He be walkin wit Marie in de park. I don't be thinkin' you should be botherin' dem. Dey a little busy. I think Evan be flyin' de fookie dust a little bit lately, too." Remy said, walking away.

"Great." Kurt said, once more alone. "I'm flying some kind of freaky, non- existent dust zat drives ze vomen crazy. Zank's swamp rat."

He felt bad for badmouthing Remy, but he was just becoming irritated by the entire situation. Silently apologizing to Remy, he teleported further into the woods, and began to walk towards town. He switched on his imager, and counted the money in his wallet.

"Zank Gott I didn't spend any money on Amanda's present. At least I haff enough money to stay avay from ze mansion for a couple of hours."

And with that he trudged on through the woods. Back at the spot where Kurt was talking to Remy, Jubilee came out from behind a bush, grinning. She hadn't heard what the two guys were talking about, but she did know what direction Kurt was walking in.

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Okay, short chapter. Sorry. But I'm really tired. So you guys and gals want to hear something cool? My buddy just graduated from a special effects/make-up school, and he's gonna help me with my Halloween costume. I have to start saving up for it now, because it's expensive to do the make- up for Nightcrawler. That's right! I'm spending about $200 just for the make-up, ears, hands, and teeth. Can't do the yellow eyes, unfortunately. Oh well. Anyhow, I'll have the new chapter up sometime late tomorrow night. I have to go see "Pirates of the Caribbean" tomorrow night.

Later.