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Nothing happens in my life.
Yami Bakura- Bakura Yami Yugi- Yami Yami Malik- Malik Malik(hikari)- Nam
/Ryou/ \Bakura\ {Yami} [Malik]
American Studies
I poke my head in the doorway. Hey! It's one of the 'shrimp's' friends! Tea, I think. She's the only one I really remember. She's annoying. I mean who can listen to her stupid friendship rants? Ahh. The art of ignoring. I'm a master of this. I find a seat and sit down. Who can sit in these seats? They are worse than the Romans stone benches. What if you're too fat to sit in it? 'Oh teacher! My ass won't fit in this chair!' Should you say that? I wonder what, I look at my schedule, Mr. Swanson would say. "Mr. Swanson may I talk to you in private?" He looks up startled. "I'm not gay." I smiled, "Why would I care if you were. I have a boyfriend." Swanson's jaw drops. "WHAT!" He didn't expect that answer. "I.uh." I pretend to be embarrassed. "I can't fit in the chairs." I know very well I could fit into the chair. A fat girl could fit into one of them. "I well." He doesn't know what to say. "May I sit in your chair? I need to be comfortable to learn well." Learn my ass. He couldn't refuse. This is a learning environment, as Ryou would say. So I got to sit in Mr. Swanson's spinny chair. Too bad I can't spin in it. My ego doesn't need to be deflated anymore. That purple Teletubby is scary! I shudder at the thought. I mean did you ever look at it! No one can have such a cute face! Oh yes back to the point of the class.
Daydreaming about Malik while the teacher drones on and on about government. My daydreams are put on hold when Mr. Swanson says to draw a diagram of US government. We can use the book. I flip a couple pages in the thick book. 'George Washington was the first president of the United States of America.' President. What's that? There was the picture of the government Mr. Swanson was talking about. Executive. Judicial. Legislative. Under Executive says president! What the fuck is wrong with that country! I would have to kill 536 people to rule it! What happened to the kings and pharaohs? Murder one guy and the kid and you rule Egypt. The Egyptian Government was easy to grasp. Three layers, bottom: slaves and peasants (me), merchants (Malik), Pharaoh (midget's Yami). Why can't this government be that easy? I might actually do something! Well, no I wouldn't. But that's not the point!!! We are forced to watch this stupid movie. So boring. must stay awake. not working.
"BAKURA YAMI!!!!!!!"
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?"
Mr. Swanson was standing by me. "I do not permit students to sleep during my movies!" "Then don't make them so boring!!!!" Damn bastard! He decides to give the class a surprise quiz to see if we were paying attention. He calls it a pop quiz. Fuck this shit!
1) Who was the first president of the US?
Hey! I know this one! George Washington!
2) How many people are in the senate?
Who cares.
3) How long do judges in the Supreme Court work in office?
I don't remember caring.
4) How many people were in the original Senate?
Uh. ask about Egypt than I'd know.
5) Explain the 3/5 act.
Three out of five like music.
Well that was a 'fun' quiz. We got to correct it ourselves. Oh joy. Here are the answers.
1)George Washington
2) 100
3) Lifetime
4) 26
5) Three out of five slaves could be counted as part of a state's population. Can't Mr. Swanson wait a minute before collecting the papers???? I didn't have enough time to change all my wrong answers! I saw Tea's paper. She got an A!!!!!! I deserve an A! This is unfair! I'm going to sue Domino High!!!!! Ah well. When this hellhole ends, I'm going to celebrate with Malik and Nam. Threesomes can be good things. Maybe I'll make it a foursome with Ryou.
/ I'm not going to have a foursome! Making love is supposed to be intimate. Why don't you stop acting like a pervert? Maybe you would have passed that quiz! /
[Foursome? Yum! ( I'll be waiting.]
Well looks like the Pharaoh is going to leave me alone for a while.
{I order you to pay attention.}
Spoke to soon. Pay attention? Yeah fucking right! Hell will freeze first. Besides class is almost over. Mr. Swanson is allowing all the kids to talk. I guess I don't have to pay attention after all. What a pity.
\Malik, I'm bored. Talk. \
[About????]
\I don't know! \
[Uh. The bell is going to ring in five sec.four, three, two.]
RIIIIIIING!!!
"Yaaaah!" That scream came from me. I can feel my face burn as everyone looks at me. "Dammit." Why did that have to happen!? Gym had better not be this embarrassing!
Instead of only bashing Tea, Bakura is going to dish everyone. R&R!!! I'm sick of asking for a certain amount of reviews.please review.^_._^
Nothing happens in my life.
Yami Bakura- Bakura Yami Yugi- Yami Yami Malik- Malik Malik(hikari)- Nam
/Ryou/ \Bakura\ {Yami} [Malik]
American Studies
I poke my head in the doorway. Hey! It's one of the 'shrimp's' friends! Tea, I think. She's the only one I really remember. She's annoying. I mean who can listen to her stupid friendship rants? Ahh. The art of ignoring. I'm a master of this. I find a seat and sit down. Who can sit in these seats? They are worse than the Romans stone benches. What if you're too fat to sit in it? 'Oh teacher! My ass won't fit in this chair!' Should you say that? I wonder what, I look at my schedule, Mr. Swanson would say. "Mr. Swanson may I talk to you in private?" He looks up startled. "I'm not gay." I smiled, "Why would I care if you were. I have a boyfriend." Swanson's jaw drops. "WHAT!" He didn't expect that answer. "I.uh." I pretend to be embarrassed. "I can't fit in the chairs." I know very well I could fit into the chair. A fat girl could fit into one of them. "I well." He doesn't know what to say. "May I sit in your chair? I need to be comfortable to learn well." Learn my ass. He couldn't refuse. This is a learning environment, as Ryou would say. So I got to sit in Mr. Swanson's spinny chair. Too bad I can't spin in it. My ego doesn't need to be deflated anymore. That purple Teletubby is scary! I shudder at the thought. I mean did you ever look at it! No one can have such a cute face! Oh yes back to the point of the class.
Daydreaming about Malik while the teacher drones on and on about government. My daydreams are put on hold when Mr. Swanson says to draw a diagram of US government. We can use the book. I flip a couple pages in the thick book. 'George Washington was the first president of the United States of America.' President. What's that? There was the picture of the government Mr. Swanson was talking about. Executive. Judicial. Legislative. Under Executive says president! What the fuck is wrong with that country! I would have to kill 536 people to rule it! What happened to the kings and pharaohs? Murder one guy and the kid and you rule Egypt. The Egyptian Government was easy to grasp. Three layers, bottom: slaves and peasants (me), merchants (Malik), Pharaoh (midget's Yami). Why can't this government be that easy? I might actually do something! Well, no I wouldn't. But that's not the point!!! We are forced to watch this stupid movie. So boring. must stay awake. not working.
"BAKURA YAMI!!!!!!!"
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?"
Mr. Swanson was standing by me. "I do not permit students to sleep during my movies!" "Then don't make them so boring!!!!" Damn bastard! He decides to give the class a surprise quiz to see if we were paying attention. He calls it a pop quiz. Fuck this shit!
1) Who was the first president of the US?
Hey! I know this one! George Washington!
2) How many people are in the senate?
Who cares.
3) How long do judges in the Supreme Court work in office?
I don't remember caring.
4) How many people were in the original Senate?
Uh. ask about Egypt than I'd know.
5) Explain the 3/5 act.
Three out of five like music.
Well that was a 'fun' quiz. We got to correct it ourselves. Oh joy. Here are the answers.
1)George Washington
2) 100
3) Lifetime
4) 26
5) Three out of five slaves could be counted as part of a state's population. Can't Mr. Swanson wait a minute before collecting the papers???? I didn't have enough time to change all my wrong answers! I saw Tea's paper. She got an A!!!!!! I deserve an A! This is unfair! I'm going to sue Domino High!!!!! Ah well. When this hellhole ends, I'm going to celebrate with Malik and Nam. Threesomes can be good things. Maybe I'll make it a foursome with Ryou.
/ I'm not going to have a foursome! Making love is supposed to be intimate. Why don't you stop acting like a pervert? Maybe you would have passed that quiz! /
[Foursome? Yum! ( I'll be waiting.]
Well looks like the Pharaoh is going to leave me alone for a while.
{I order you to pay attention.}
Spoke to soon. Pay attention? Yeah fucking right! Hell will freeze first. Besides class is almost over. Mr. Swanson is allowing all the kids to talk. I guess I don't have to pay attention after all. What a pity.
\Malik, I'm bored. Talk. \
[About????]
\I don't know! \
[Uh. The bell is going to ring in five sec.four, three, two.]
RIIIIIIING!!!
"Yaaaah!" That scream came from me. I can feel my face burn as everyone looks at me. "Dammit." Why did that have to happen!? Gym had better not be this embarrassing!
Instead of only bashing Tea, Bakura is going to dish everyone. R&R!!! I'm sick of asking for a certain amount of reviews.please review.^_._^