*The next day...the landlord comes by! Da da da dum!! ^.^*

Landlord: *starts banging on the door* Hey! Open up, ya bums!

Yami: *Opens the door* What?! What is with this infernal racket, you undomesticated ruffian!

Landlord: EXCUSE me? What did you call me?

Yami: You heard me, you freeloader! Now what do you request of me, you deprived peasant?

Landlord: O.o....Listen here, you! You didn't pay your rent! (amazing...they just moved in and already have to pay rent....talk about a psychotic landlord, huh?)

Yami: Pay what?

Landlord: You know, your RENT, your bills, you idiot!

Yami: HA! I'm the pharoah, I don't need to pay bills!

Landlord: Phhhtt....Pharoah, huh? What do you think you are, Egyptian or somethin'? What, you come from ancient Egypt or somethin'? *starts laughing*

Yami: Why, yes I do come from ancient Egypt. How nice of you to notice. Maybe you aren't a lost cause, hooligan. I can see a bright future for you!

Landlord: O.o....*laughs harder* Yeah, that's great....*notices that it is very dark in the apartment*...What are you guys doing in here anyway? You don't seem to have any power on.

Yami: Do what?

Landlord: *barges right into the dark and powerless apartment. Looks and sees Bakura and Malik sitting around on the living room floor* Geez...are you guys just stupid or what? Haven't you even been watching the tv?

Malik: The what?

Landlord: The tv! In the corner of the room! *points at tv*

Bakura: Really? Is that what that strange box would happen to be?

Yami: What does it do?

Landlord: O.O....Have you people been living in the dark ages or something?! *walks over and turns the tv on* See? TV! Television!

Yami: *gasps* Just like the "tollyphone!"

Landlord: What? Dude, honestly, you people have problems. You're just like those crazy people in England. All driving on the left side of the road, talking in their crazy-ass accents. They're totally killing the earth, huh? *starts laughing*

Bakura: WHAT?!? *Runs up and holds a knife to the landlord's throat* Are you mocking me?! (Dude, I know he's an egyptian too, but he's got the accent man! ^.^)

Landlord: I-I-oh....AAHHHH!! *Runs out the door*

Bakura: O.O...Wow....I'm good! (Damn right he's good....good lookin'! DAMN!! ^.^)

Malik: Hehehehehehehehhehehehehehe!!! ^_^

Bakura and Yami: O.o....Malik?

Malik: You two HAVE to see this! *starts pushing the channel button on the tv. The tv starts switching channels of course.*

Bakura and Yami: O.O...Wowwwww......

Bakura: HOW does it do that?!?

Yami: That's...that's...astonishing....

Bakura: Hmm? *Holds stomach*....I'm hungry...

Malik: *stops switching channels* Me too!

Yami: Yep..

Bakura: But....we have no food!

Malik: *turns to Yami* You're the pharoah! You decide what we do, if you're so great!

Yami: Why, that's simple! We do what the modern day people do....we go shopping!