Malik: Okay, we stole the food!
Bakura: Yep...we have food now...
Yami: Yep...
Malik, Bakura and Yami: HOW DO WE COOK IT?!
Bakura: Let's just start a fire!
Yami: No!! We'll burn down the building!
Malik: Yes. We have to find another way to cook it....but what?
Yami: We have to do what the modern day people do.
Bakura: Well...what do the modern day people do to cook?
Malik: Wait! They use this goofy gadget! *points at the microwave*
Yami: Malik!! You're a genius...ONLY if you find out HOW to use it! (I'd like to thank Jackie now for giving me this crazy idea! ^.^)
Malik: Huh?...Well...it's simple, actually...I know I've seen Marik use it before...crazy it was. Now you just...um...*looks at the microwave. Pushes the button to open the door. The door flies open and hits Malik in the face* Oww...okay...I've got it! *throws a pizza pop in and closes the door* Now...COOK! *It does nothing*
Yami: ....O.o....What does it do?
Malik: Hmmm....*opens the door and looks at the still frozen foodstuff-thing. Closes the door again* Wait...I've got it! *pushes Yami in front of the microwave* Here! YOU tell it to cook!
Yami: What?
Malik: You're the pharoah, you tell it to cook, it'll obey, and it'll cook!
Yami: Hmmm...you're right! *Turns to the microwave* COOK! Heheheh...*They check it again, then close the door*
Malik: What the hell? WHY isn't it working?!
Bakura: Have you noticed that whenever Yami gives an object an order, nothing happens?
Yami: ........Shut up, Bakura! It'll work just fine! *turns back to the microwave* WORK DAMN YOU!!!
Malik: I'm sure it...what are these little things for? *looking at the buttons on the microwave*
Bakura: Hey, why don't we just use this? *points at stove*
Yami: That thing can cook?
Bakura: Yeah, I've seen Ryou use it.
Malik: Really? So....how do you use it?
Yami: Yeah, Bakura. Do YOU even know how to use it?
Bakura: Of course I do! I've watched Ryou carefully, I've seen him use it plenty of times! *Turns to the stove* You just twist this, then you push this, then you open this and then you---
*15 minutes later, the entire apartment building is engulfed in flames*
Yami, Malik, Bakura: O.O...*watching the building burn down from the outside with the many other occupants of the building*
Yami: (To Bakura) _ You've seen Ryou use it PLENTY of times, eh, Bakura?
Malik: (To Bakura) You know EXACTLY what you're doing, eh, Bakura?
Bakura: _...Shut up. At least I did better with it, unlike that stupid little box that Malik was toying with!
Malik: At least I didn't burn down the building!
Bakura: At least I got somewhere with cooking!
Malik: Oh, yeah? Well...I..um....At least I didn't burn down the building!
Bakura: Shut up.
Malik: Now what do we do? We've got nowhere to live!
Yami: Well then....we'll find somewhere else to live!
Bakura: Where?
Yami: Hmmmm....in those other buildings!!*points at more apartment buildings*
Malik: ...Sounds good.
*So, they go talk to the landlord of another apartment building*
Bakura: Yep...we have food now...
Yami: Yep...
Malik, Bakura and Yami: HOW DO WE COOK IT?!
Bakura: Let's just start a fire!
Yami: No!! We'll burn down the building!
Malik: Yes. We have to find another way to cook it....but what?
Yami: We have to do what the modern day people do.
Bakura: Well...what do the modern day people do to cook?
Malik: Wait! They use this goofy gadget! *points at the microwave*
Yami: Malik!! You're a genius...ONLY if you find out HOW to use it! (I'd like to thank Jackie now for giving me this crazy idea! ^.^)
Malik: Huh?...Well...it's simple, actually...I know I've seen Marik use it before...crazy it was. Now you just...um...*looks at the microwave. Pushes the button to open the door. The door flies open and hits Malik in the face* Oww...okay...I've got it! *throws a pizza pop in and closes the door* Now...COOK! *It does nothing*
Yami: ....O.o....What does it do?
Malik: Hmmm....*opens the door and looks at the still frozen foodstuff-thing. Closes the door again* Wait...I've got it! *pushes Yami in front of the microwave* Here! YOU tell it to cook!
Yami: What?
Malik: You're the pharoah, you tell it to cook, it'll obey, and it'll cook!
Yami: Hmmm...you're right! *Turns to the microwave* COOK! Heheheh...*They check it again, then close the door*
Malik: What the hell? WHY isn't it working?!
Bakura: Have you noticed that whenever Yami gives an object an order, nothing happens?
Yami: ........Shut up, Bakura! It'll work just fine! *turns back to the microwave* WORK DAMN YOU!!!
Malik: I'm sure it...what are these little things for? *looking at the buttons on the microwave*
Bakura: Hey, why don't we just use this? *points at stove*
Yami: That thing can cook?
Bakura: Yeah, I've seen Ryou use it.
Malik: Really? So....how do you use it?
Yami: Yeah, Bakura. Do YOU even know how to use it?
Bakura: Of course I do! I've watched Ryou carefully, I've seen him use it plenty of times! *Turns to the stove* You just twist this, then you push this, then you open this and then you---
*15 minutes later, the entire apartment building is engulfed in flames*
Yami, Malik, Bakura: O.O...*watching the building burn down from the outside with the many other occupants of the building*
Yami: (To Bakura) _ You've seen Ryou use it PLENTY of times, eh, Bakura?
Malik: (To Bakura) You know EXACTLY what you're doing, eh, Bakura?
Bakura: _...Shut up. At least I did better with it, unlike that stupid little box that Malik was toying with!
Malik: At least I didn't burn down the building!
Bakura: At least I got somewhere with cooking!
Malik: Oh, yeah? Well...I..um....At least I didn't burn down the building!
Bakura: Shut up.
Malik: Now what do we do? We've got nowhere to live!
Yami: Well then....we'll find somewhere else to live!
Bakura: Where?
Yami: Hmmmm....in those other buildings!!*points at more apartment buildings*
Malik: ...Sounds good.
*So, they go talk to the landlord of another apartment building*