Landlord: You three are in luck. I have one more.
Yami: That's good.
Landlord: Okay...so it's the three of you, right?
Yami: Yes.
Landlord: Okay, and your names?
Yami: Oh...well um...names...
Bakura: *runs in front of Yami* Kaiba.
Landlord: O.o....Kaiba?
Bakura: Yes....*sweat drops*
Malik: Seto Kaiba!!
Landlord: But...but...Mr. Kaiba does not...he...he lives in a mansion!
Bakura: *sarcastic* Oh, yeah. You go right ahead and only think of Seto...but what about poor Mokuba?
Landlord: Mokuba Kaiba lives with Seto Kaiba!!
Bakura: You liar!
Malik: Yeah, we are like, Mr. Kaiba's best friends, and like...yeah...he told us to watch Mokuba for him!
Bakura: Yeah! Look, you're making Mokuba upset! *points at Yami*
Yami: Huh? Uh-oh yeah! *pretends to cry*
Landlord: That-that can't be Mokuba!
Malik: It is!!
Landlord: That...that...hmmmm....How old are you, Mokuba?
Yami: I'm um....um...um...*looks at Bakura and Malik for help*
*The real Mokuba comes walking into the building and up to the Landlord*
Mokuba: Excuse me, sir. Would it be alright if I used your phone? I have to call my brother.
Landlord: O.O...Who are you?
Mokuba: I'm...I can't tell you.
Landlord: Why not?
Mokuba: My older brother told me not to tell anyone.
Landlord: I know who you are...you're Mokuba!! Mokuba Kaiba!
Mokuba: ''O.O!! Wha-I mean...NO!
Landlord: It's okay, Mokuba! I know Seto. I'll take you home to your brother if you like.
Mokuba: Huh? No!! What's the secret password?! (awwww...he's so adorable....unlike MY little siblings...sisters...monsters...same thing....)
Landlord: I know it!! *dances around singing, "I'm a Little Teapot"*
Mokuba: Yep, that's it...Okay! I trust you! ^.^
Landlord: Heheh! Uh...HEY! *turns to the three yamis* If HE'S Mokuba, then WHO are you three?!
Yami: Um....
Malik: Yeah..uh...
Bakura: *mutters to Yami and Malik* I'll handle this....*turns to the Landlord*...why that's simple you abnormal man! We....are con artists!
*In five minutes, the three yamis are thrown in jail*
Yami: Nice one, yet AGAIN, Bakura.
Bakura: How was I supposed to know that being a con artist was illegal here?
Malik: Isn't it illegal anywhere?
Bakura: Ohhh...
Malik: You moron.
Bakura: Hey, I don't see YOU trying to help us in any way!
Yami: *walks up the cell door* Can we be let out, please?
cop: I don't think so, you multi-coloured starfish!
Yami: I BEG your pardon?! How dare you talk to the pha-ACK!! *Malik pushes Yami out of the way before he can make a fool of himself again*
Malik: Please, officer! We didn't know better...
Bakura: Yeah, we're not REALLY con artists....I think....OUCH!! *Yami kicks Bakura a little TOO late*
Malik: Uh-what he means is...we are just of group of teenage trouble-makers. You know? A couple of crazy school kids just having fun....uh.."CHILL...ing...out!", you know?
cop: Well...you three really don't look like the type to cause MAJOR trouble...(shows how much THAT cop knows! LOL)...okay, you three can go. *unlocks the door and lets them out*
Malik: (To Bakura) *Mimics Bakura* "Hey, I don't see YOU trying to help us in any way!"
Bakura: Oh, shut up.
*A lady cop goes to open the front door of the police station for them*
Malik: *walks up to the lady cop* Oh, thank you so much, dear lady. You have a pleasant evening, now.
Lady cop: Oh, you're such a gentleman. Why would someone like you be nice to "lil' ol' me"?
Malik: *flirtive smiles* 'Cause I like you!
*Three seconds later, the three yamis are back in the jail cell*
Bakura: (To Malik) *sarcastic* Ohhhh...smooth move! Yeah, looks like someone's getting laid tonight! *Yami snickers*
Malik: Shut the hell up!
Bakura: Well look what you've done, you moron! We're right back where we started!
Yami: And no place to live either....
Malik: Yes we do...we're living here now.
Bakura: I don't want to live in a place where you have to sleep in the same room! You know how many disgusting freaks like you *referring to Malik* could be watching me sleep at night?!
Malik: Phhht...as if anyone would want to watch YOU sleep at night.
Bakura: Oh, yeah? As if anyone would want to watch YOU sleep at night!
Malik: Someone DOES, actually!
Bakura: Oh, really? Who would that be?
Malik: The author's best friend! Jackie!! ^.^...Her nickname is even NAMED after me!! (Hehe! Ishtar-chan! =^.^=)
Yami: (To Malik) SO?! Kaira AND Yami Kaira like watching ME sleep at night! *he just HAD to brag! ^.^....even though Malik looks disgusted*
Bakura: Phhht...who cares? Let's just find a house...
Malik: *sarcastic* Awwwwww....is Bakura pouting because nobody wuvs him? *Bakura glares*
Bakura: (to Malik) You are stupider than you look. *Malik is seriously offended*
Yami: I'LL find us a place to live!! Right now! *Malik and Bakura look at him and ask at the same time, "HOW?"*....Like this...~ahem~....AUTHOUR!!!!!!
Jessica: *appears in the jail cell*....Yeeeeessss??? ^_^
Yami: Yeah...we sort of need a place to stay...you know....a house.
Jessica: O.o....*is confused* A house? WHY??
Bakura: (To Jessica) Don't you pay attention to what you write?! Remember, I burned down the last place!!
Jessica: You-huh?!...Wait...OH YEAH....You DID burn the apartment down....(I'm a real dough-head, aren't I? ^.^)
Bakura: (To Jessica) Geez! You really are stupid!
Jessica: *turns away and gives a deep, day-dreamish sigh* He called me stupid! ^.^ *Bakura: O.o +sweat droppies*
(*Far off on the "Not Needed Characters Bench", Jonouchi crosses his arms and pouts as he watches Bakura and Jessica*
Jonouchi: Hmph! She never went all day-dreamish when I called her stupid...and crazy..and all those sort of names!! *glares with severe hatred at Bakura*)
Malik: *looks entirely disgusted* Um...house...NOW....
Jessica: (to Malik) . HOLD YOUR HORSES!!!!!.....~ahem~....Now...where was I? Oh, yes....I WILL give you three a house!
Yami: Yea!!!!....Uh....WHY? And for what price??!
Jessica: Heeheee! ^.^...For free, you goofball!
Yami: Free? Are you feeling okay?
Jessica: Oh, yes, thank you. And yes, for free. You're just lucky that I've recently dropped my deep love for Jonouchi...'cause, you know how it is, when you like a guy...and some BITCH comes along and takes him on you...'cough'Mai'cough'....you really can't take him, can you?...Oh, but then again...someone ELSE here hasn't been called yet! And so, because I am madly in love with Bakura, you three shall have a free house!! *Malik and Yami jump up and down for joy....Bakura stares with sweat drops*
Bakura: (To Jessica) SO?! It doesn't mean I like YOU!
Jessica: Heehee!! Not yet, my dearest Bakura...but SOON! ^.^
Bakura: I'd doubt it. *Jessica sighs, then disappears, leaving the yamis in front of a new house*
Yami: That's good.
Landlord: Okay...so it's the three of you, right?
Yami: Yes.
Landlord: Okay, and your names?
Yami: Oh...well um...names...
Bakura: *runs in front of Yami* Kaiba.
Landlord: O.o....Kaiba?
Bakura: Yes....*sweat drops*
Malik: Seto Kaiba!!
Landlord: But...but...Mr. Kaiba does not...he...he lives in a mansion!
Bakura: *sarcastic* Oh, yeah. You go right ahead and only think of Seto...but what about poor Mokuba?
Landlord: Mokuba Kaiba lives with Seto Kaiba!!
Bakura: You liar!
Malik: Yeah, we are like, Mr. Kaiba's best friends, and like...yeah...he told us to watch Mokuba for him!
Bakura: Yeah! Look, you're making Mokuba upset! *points at Yami*
Yami: Huh? Uh-oh yeah! *pretends to cry*
Landlord: That-that can't be Mokuba!
Malik: It is!!
Landlord: That...that...hmmmm....How old are you, Mokuba?
Yami: I'm um....um...um...*looks at Bakura and Malik for help*
*The real Mokuba comes walking into the building and up to the Landlord*
Mokuba: Excuse me, sir. Would it be alright if I used your phone? I have to call my brother.
Landlord: O.O...Who are you?
Mokuba: I'm...I can't tell you.
Landlord: Why not?
Mokuba: My older brother told me not to tell anyone.
Landlord: I know who you are...you're Mokuba!! Mokuba Kaiba!
Mokuba: ''O.O!! Wha-I mean...NO!
Landlord: It's okay, Mokuba! I know Seto. I'll take you home to your brother if you like.
Mokuba: Huh? No!! What's the secret password?! (awwww...he's so adorable....unlike MY little siblings...sisters...monsters...same thing....)
Landlord: I know it!! *dances around singing, "I'm a Little Teapot"*
Mokuba: Yep, that's it...Okay! I trust you! ^.^
Landlord: Heheh! Uh...HEY! *turns to the three yamis* If HE'S Mokuba, then WHO are you three?!
Yami: Um....
Malik: Yeah..uh...
Bakura: *mutters to Yami and Malik* I'll handle this....*turns to the Landlord*...why that's simple you abnormal man! We....are con artists!
*In five minutes, the three yamis are thrown in jail*
Yami: Nice one, yet AGAIN, Bakura.
Bakura: How was I supposed to know that being a con artist was illegal here?
Malik: Isn't it illegal anywhere?
Bakura: Ohhh...
Malik: You moron.
Bakura: Hey, I don't see YOU trying to help us in any way!
Yami: *walks up the cell door* Can we be let out, please?
cop: I don't think so, you multi-coloured starfish!
Yami: I BEG your pardon?! How dare you talk to the pha-ACK!! *Malik pushes Yami out of the way before he can make a fool of himself again*
Malik: Please, officer! We didn't know better...
Bakura: Yeah, we're not REALLY con artists....I think....OUCH!! *Yami kicks Bakura a little TOO late*
Malik: Uh-what he means is...we are just of group of teenage trouble-makers. You know? A couple of crazy school kids just having fun....uh.."CHILL...ing...out!", you know?
cop: Well...you three really don't look like the type to cause MAJOR trouble...(shows how much THAT cop knows! LOL)...okay, you three can go. *unlocks the door and lets them out*
Malik: (To Bakura) *Mimics Bakura* "Hey, I don't see YOU trying to help us in any way!"
Bakura: Oh, shut up.
*A lady cop goes to open the front door of the police station for them*
Malik: *walks up to the lady cop* Oh, thank you so much, dear lady. You have a pleasant evening, now.
Lady cop: Oh, you're such a gentleman. Why would someone like you be nice to "lil' ol' me"?
Malik: *flirtive smiles* 'Cause I like you!
*Three seconds later, the three yamis are back in the jail cell*
Bakura: (To Malik) *sarcastic* Ohhhh...smooth move! Yeah, looks like someone's getting laid tonight! *Yami snickers*
Malik: Shut the hell up!
Bakura: Well look what you've done, you moron! We're right back where we started!
Yami: And no place to live either....
Malik: Yes we do...we're living here now.
Bakura: I don't want to live in a place where you have to sleep in the same room! You know how many disgusting freaks like you *referring to Malik* could be watching me sleep at night?!
Malik: Phhht...as if anyone would want to watch YOU sleep at night.
Bakura: Oh, yeah? As if anyone would want to watch YOU sleep at night!
Malik: Someone DOES, actually!
Bakura: Oh, really? Who would that be?
Malik: The author's best friend! Jackie!! ^.^...Her nickname is even NAMED after me!! (Hehe! Ishtar-chan! =^.^=)
Yami: (To Malik) SO?! Kaira AND Yami Kaira like watching ME sleep at night! *he just HAD to brag! ^.^....even though Malik looks disgusted*
Bakura: Phhht...who cares? Let's just find a house...
Malik: *sarcastic* Awwwwww....is Bakura pouting because nobody wuvs him? *Bakura glares*
Bakura: (to Malik) You are stupider than you look. *Malik is seriously offended*
Yami: I'LL find us a place to live!! Right now! *Malik and Bakura look at him and ask at the same time, "HOW?"*....Like this...~ahem~....AUTHOUR!!!!!!
Jessica: *appears in the jail cell*....Yeeeeessss??? ^_^
Yami: Yeah...we sort of need a place to stay...you know....a house.
Jessica: O.o....*is confused* A house? WHY??
Bakura: (To Jessica) Don't you pay attention to what you write?! Remember, I burned down the last place!!
Jessica: You-huh?!...Wait...OH YEAH....You DID burn the apartment down....(I'm a real dough-head, aren't I? ^.^)
Bakura: (To Jessica) Geez! You really are stupid!
Jessica: *turns away and gives a deep, day-dreamish sigh* He called me stupid! ^.^ *Bakura: O.o +sweat droppies*
(*Far off on the "Not Needed Characters Bench", Jonouchi crosses his arms and pouts as he watches Bakura and Jessica*
Jonouchi: Hmph! She never went all day-dreamish when I called her stupid...and crazy..and all those sort of names!! *glares with severe hatred at Bakura*)
Malik: *looks entirely disgusted* Um...house...NOW....
Jessica: (to Malik) . HOLD YOUR HORSES!!!!!.....~ahem~....Now...where was I? Oh, yes....I WILL give you three a house!
Yami: Yea!!!!....Uh....WHY? And for what price??!
Jessica: Heeheee! ^.^...For free, you goofball!
Yami: Free? Are you feeling okay?
Jessica: Oh, yes, thank you. And yes, for free. You're just lucky that I've recently dropped my deep love for Jonouchi...'cause, you know how it is, when you like a guy...and some BITCH comes along and takes him on you...'cough'Mai'cough'....you really can't take him, can you?...Oh, but then again...someone ELSE here hasn't been called yet! And so, because I am madly in love with Bakura, you three shall have a free house!! *Malik and Yami jump up and down for joy....Bakura stares with sweat drops*
Bakura: (To Jessica) SO?! It doesn't mean I like YOU!
Jessica: Heehee!! Not yet, my dearest Bakura...but SOON! ^.^
Bakura: I'd doubt it. *Jessica sighs, then disappears, leaving the yamis in front of a new house*