*The three yamis walk inside their new home and look around it*
Yami: Ooooh....look!! There's a "jellyhitchin" (television), and...and...OOH!! A "hollytone!" (telephone...need I say more?)
Malik: (To Yami) O.o....are you okay?
Yami: No, actually I'm bored. *the doorbell rings*
Bakura: *answers the door. Sees Ryou standing outside with a plate of cookies*..o.O..What do you want?
Ryou: ^.^ Welcoming you into your new home...and we brought cookies!!
Bakura: ...Hmph...we don't need your stinkin' cookies! *slams the door in Ryou's face*
Ryou: ''O.O''....B-Bakura....*turns around and walks back down the sidewalk to Yugi and Marik*
Yugi: (to Ryou) So...what happened?
Ryou: They...they didn't take them....*a single tear rolls down his cheek*
Marik: O.o....HERE! I'LL do it! *takes the plate from Ryou and marches back up to the house and rings the doorbell. The door suddenly swings open and Bakura jumps out*
Bakura: AHA! I KNEW you'd be back!!...Huh? *looks at Marik*....What do you want?
Marik: Do you know HOW long it took us to bake these damn things for you three? The least you can do is accept our generosity and take them. Look, you've upset Ryou! *Points down the street at Ryou who just glares at Bakura then turns away*
Bakura: O.o....Phht...I already told him...we don't need your stupid cookies! Now get off our property!!
Marik: NO!! Not until you take the damn cookies!
Bakura: No! We don't need them!
Marik: Take them!
Bakura: NO!
Marik: Well, then. I guess we're not leaving until you take them.
Bakura: What?! That's insane! Get your loser asses off of our property!
Marik: Make us!
Bakura: I will! ~ahem~....AUTHOUR!! *Jessica appears again*
Jessica: Yes, Bakura dear? ^.^
Bakura: *Is pretending he didn't hear, "dear"* They won't get off of our property!!
Jessica: Hmmm..*turns to Marik* That's against the law, you know.
Marik: We're not leaving until those three take these damn cookies that Yugi, Ryou and I made for them!
Jessica: *with a really sweet girly voice* Hee hee! Silly, Marik! ^.^..You know damn well you can't give Bakura anything...only I can!
Marik: Huh?
Bakura: What? O.o
Jessica: (To Marik) Well, what if you still had raw eggs in those that can give him food poisoning..or some weird deadly chemical mixed in with the cookie dough when you made them....Bakura could die (again), and then you'd have a very VERY upset author. So, to prevent any accidents or "accidents" only I can give him any type of food....don't give him any clocks or watches either.
Marik: But-
Jessica: *holds hand out at him for silence* But nothin'.
Marik: How do we know that you won't give him food poisoning, though?
Jessica: .....O.O'' *eye twitching. Is smiling sweetly...or is trying....it looks more like she's smiling maliciously, and her voice is quivering*...Wwwhhaat??
Marik: I mean, how do we know that you won't mess up and like...accidentally kill him or something?
Jessica: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE AUTHOUR!! *Slaps Marik*
Marik: OWW! ;_;....I was just asking!!
Jessica: *slaps Marik again* DON'T ASK THE AUTHOUR STUPID QUESTIONS!!
Marik: Chill out!! I mean, what if you poured in Hydrochloric acid in or something?!
Jessica: WHY WOULD I HAVE A CHEMICAL LIKE THAT IN A KITCHEN AREA!??!?!?!
Marik: But-
Jessica: GET OUTTA HERE!! GET! GET!!! NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO NEAR BAKURA AGAIN!! *Ryou starts crying. Jessica sighs* Ryou...you're his hikari, you've got an exception...and I like you too!! ^.^...(But I would ALWAYS choose Bakura first....^.^)...As for YOU TWO....*turns to Yugi and Marik* GET OUTTA HERE!! *Starts swinging at them with a shoe box* SHOO! SHOO!!! (LOL, you get it, right? "Shoo" box! HAHAHAHAHA!!...Yeah, I'm pathetic)
Yami: Ooooh....look!! There's a "jellyhitchin" (television), and...and...OOH!! A "hollytone!" (telephone...need I say more?)
Malik: (To Yami) O.o....are you okay?
Yami: No, actually I'm bored. *the doorbell rings*
Bakura: *answers the door. Sees Ryou standing outside with a plate of cookies*..o.O..What do you want?
Ryou: ^.^ Welcoming you into your new home...and we brought cookies!!
Bakura: ...Hmph...we don't need your stinkin' cookies! *slams the door in Ryou's face*
Ryou: ''O.O''....B-Bakura....*turns around and walks back down the sidewalk to Yugi and Marik*
Yugi: (to Ryou) So...what happened?
Ryou: They...they didn't take them....*a single tear rolls down his cheek*
Marik: O.o....HERE! I'LL do it! *takes the plate from Ryou and marches back up to the house and rings the doorbell. The door suddenly swings open and Bakura jumps out*
Bakura: AHA! I KNEW you'd be back!!...Huh? *looks at Marik*....What do you want?
Marik: Do you know HOW long it took us to bake these damn things for you three? The least you can do is accept our generosity and take them. Look, you've upset Ryou! *Points down the street at Ryou who just glares at Bakura then turns away*
Bakura: O.o....Phht...I already told him...we don't need your stupid cookies! Now get off our property!!
Marik: NO!! Not until you take the damn cookies!
Bakura: No! We don't need them!
Marik: Take them!
Bakura: NO!
Marik: Well, then. I guess we're not leaving until you take them.
Bakura: What?! That's insane! Get your loser asses off of our property!
Marik: Make us!
Bakura: I will! ~ahem~....AUTHOUR!! *Jessica appears again*
Jessica: Yes, Bakura dear? ^.^
Bakura: *Is pretending he didn't hear, "dear"* They won't get off of our property!!
Jessica: Hmmm..*turns to Marik* That's against the law, you know.
Marik: We're not leaving until those three take these damn cookies that Yugi, Ryou and I made for them!
Jessica: *with a really sweet girly voice* Hee hee! Silly, Marik! ^.^..You know damn well you can't give Bakura anything...only I can!
Marik: Huh?
Bakura: What? O.o
Jessica: (To Marik) Well, what if you still had raw eggs in those that can give him food poisoning..or some weird deadly chemical mixed in with the cookie dough when you made them....Bakura could die (again), and then you'd have a very VERY upset author. So, to prevent any accidents or "accidents" only I can give him any type of food....don't give him any clocks or watches either.
Marik: But-
Jessica: *holds hand out at him for silence* But nothin'.
Marik: How do we know that you won't give him food poisoning, though?
Jessica: .....O.O'' *eye twitching. Is smiling sweetly...or is trying....it looks more like she's smiling maliciously, and her voice is quivering*...Wwwhhaat??
Marik: I mean, how do we know that you won't mess up and like...accidentally kill him or something?
Jessica: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE AUTHOUR!! *Slaps Marik*
Marik: OWW! ;_;....I was just asking!!
Jessica: *slaps Marik again* DON'T ASK THE AUTHOUR STUPID QUESTIONS!!
Marik: Chill out!! I mean, what if you poured in Hydrochloric acid in or something?!
Jessica: WHY WOULD I HAVE A CHEMICAL LIKE THAT IN A KITCHEN AREA!??!?!?!
Marik: But-
Jessica: GET OUTTA HERE!! GET! GET!!! NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO NEAR BAKURA AGAIN!! *Ryou starts crying. Jessica sighs* Ryou...you're his hikari, you've got an exception...and I like you too!! ^.^...(But I would ALWAYS choose Bakura first....^.^)...As for YOU TWO....*turns to Yugi and Marik* GET OUTTA HERE!! *Starts swinging at them with a shoe box* SHOO! SHOO!!! (LOL, you get it, right? "Shoo" box! HAHAHAHAHA!!...Yeah, I'm pathetic)