Title: Tea hunting
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any thing else that we might mention here.
Lil: and for anyone who hates our story and didn't review screw you this what are story is about a funny one ok so don't hate the players hate the game!!!!!!!
Spark: okay then now on with the story yay!!!!
In the woods:
Everyone: we brought our stuff ^_^
Lil: ok were ready and we have our angry/chariot/Egyptian style/high teck/ect mob *whew*.
Lil: We hunt day and we don't camp till night any questions?
Spark: um when can we have our torches out and lit?
Lil: during the night ok any more questions.
Spark: hey hey supposedly that we already lit our torches can we leave them lit cause it looks cool.
Lil: yea fine leave it lit anymore questions?
Spark: hey hey hey what happens if the mob gets separated?
Lil: stay in the mob.
Spark: but if we do get separated shouldn't we have a secret spot so we can be one big mob again.
Lil: no just stay with the mob any more questions.
Y. Malik: hey shouldn't she deserve a fair trail?
Lil and spark: ok that's it back of the mob!!
Y. Malik: what I waited all morning for this spot!!
Lil & Spark: ok out of the mob!!!
Y. Malik: fine this mob blows!
Spark: fine Y. Malik you can come back.
Y. Malik: yay ^_^
Yami: lets go
~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~**~*~In the woods still**~*~**~*~**~**~*~
Lil: (with camcorder) day one no signs of tea. Everyone is grumpy and Yami is looking hotter than ever (turns camcorder around facing Yami) and he has a nice ass too.
Spark: will you shut up about yami!!!!!! .
Lil: fine (tosses camcorder to yami) here yami you film for a while.
Yami: ok
Mokuba: I m bored and tired and kaiba here wont let me touch his brief case =(
Yami: (filming) lil is soo hot "she has a nice ass too"
Lil: thanks ^_^
Honda: im soo hungry
Lil: shut up you wakka impersonator.
Honda: how do I look like wakka from ff10?
Wakka: (comes out of no where) hey brudda we look the same cause we have the same hair shape ya.
Everyone: O_o
Honda: ok I get it now
Wakka: good I be going now ya so see ya.
Y. Bakura: who hell was that
Mai: yea who was he?
Spark: that was wakka from final fantasy 10 Honda knows him because I let him borrow my game.
Honda: so there.
Bakura: I think we should stop for a while.
(All of a sudden spark rips off her Egyptian clothes and reveals her army outfit)
Spark: of you lazy sons of bitches you wanna rest you have to work to earn it so go go go now move it move it!
Joey: you shouldn't have done that Bakura
Yugi: shut up Joey or you'll make it worse (grabs a mallet and smacks Joey on the head).
Joey: x_x
Mai: I m gonna ruin my fresh coat of nail polish on my nails.
Spark: Bakura up that tree now, Mai grab those rocks, Yami, Joey, Honda hunt for food these cans wont last cause Joey eats them all.
Joey: hey that's not true.
Lil: oh yea here is a picture of you with all the food I had on your bed.
Joey: oh um.I uh..
Lil: uh huh yup you ate it all.
Spark: lil, go get water now now now
Lil: yes sergeant bitch
Spark: that's Lieutenant Bitch to you oh and Mokuba and Yugi go hunt for firewood now now now!
Mokuba & Yugi: Yes Sir, I mean Mam I mean Sir I mean. whatever!
Spark: Don't you back sass me you little midgets!
Spark: Rest of you stay with me Bakura: I'm on top of the tree what do you want me to do now!
Spark: *acting all sweet and stuff* BAKURA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP IN THAT TREE! GET DOWN YOU MIGHT GET HURT!
Bakura: O_o Okay...
Lil: Now everybody go do your thing-a-magigi
Spark:*rips of army suit and has under there her Egyptian suit* Hi everybody *starts to glomp Bakura when he got off the tree and starts to glomp Yami Malik, Malik, Yami Bakura, Kaiba* Hehe soft..
(One hour later)
Everybody comes back all tired and stuff.
Lil: *Lalala smells flowers*
Spark: What the hell is with the flowers!
Lil: Huh? Oh these they are to feed my aeons. Oh aeons!
All aeons come and eat then leave
Spark: Awwww Ifrit likes Joey!
Ifrit: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhh HELP ME HES TRYING TO EAT ME ALIVE THE DAMN BASTARD!
Lil: YOU GOT MY IFRIT MAD YOU DUMBASS IFIRIT USE HELLFIRE!
Spark: HEY LEAVE JOEY ALONE * starts to pet Joey*
Malik: ummm... Joey ate your live replica of live Jell-O Yami Bakura
Spark: OH did he. cant get mad must not kill Joey... breath 1, 2, 3 wows those anger management classes really work! Too bad I can't thank them. there all dead I guess they couldn't handle my anger. Oh well one loss or maybe there were like 1 thousand can't remember but it isn't important now is it!
Everybody trying to stay on Sparks good side: Uh-Huh hehe.. ^_^" Lil: can I still use Hellfire?
Spark: NO!
Lil: fine be gone Ifrit!
Ifrit vanishes away.
Y. Malik: we should camp out for the night ill set the tents.
Y.Bakura: ill help you.. Im not being nice or soft im just fucken bored
Kaiba: * fiddles with his briefcase *
Malik: Kaiba what's in the briefcase?
Honda & Mai: Ya what's in there
Kaiba: noooooooooooothing hehe
Mokuba: get him Yugi
Yugi acting like a rabid dog: Grrrrrrrrrr im hungry mommy ill think ill tenderize Kaiba
Yami: Break it up we can torture Kaiba tomorrow * sinister laughter* HAHAHHAHAHA
Lil: Cute when you laugh
Spark: NO ONE TOUCHES KAIBA OR TOURTERS HIM BUT ME GOT IT YAM!
* Spark punches Yami in the face some teeth flying out*
Kaiba: Yay ^_^
Lil: nooooooooooooo * uses authors power to fix Yami and to heal Yami *
Everybody else: Awwwwwwww man now hes a pretty boy like Bakura!
Spark: hey I think Bakuras a cute pretty boy ^_^
TO BE CONTINUED...
Authors notes: What will happen next PLEASE GIVE US STUFF TO HELP DEFEAT TEA OR ANY "EVIL" THING WE MIGHT SEE
Spark: Oh and you better review I had to waste a lot and I mean a lot of soda and sugar.
Lil: I just wasted some Lemonade with sugar hehe
Everybody: Please READ & REVIEW THANKZ HEHE
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any thing else that we might mention here.
Lil: and for anyone who hates our story and didn't review screw you this what are story is about a funny one ok so don't hate the players hate the game!!!!!!!
Spark: okay then now on with the story yay!!!!
In the woods:
Everyone: we brought our stuff ^_^
Lil: ok were ready and we have our angry/chariot/Egyptian style/high teck/ect mob *whew*.
Lil: We hunt day and we don't camp till night any questions?
Spark: um when can we have our torches out and lit?
Lil: during the night ok any more questions.
Spark: hey hey supposedly that we already lit our torches can we leave them lit cause it looks cool.
Lil: yea fine leave it lit anymore questions?
Spark: hey hey hey what happens if the mob gets separated?
Lil: stay in the mob.
Spark: but if we do get separated shouldn't we have a secret spot so we can be one big mob again.
Lil: no just stay with the mob any more questions.
Y. Malik: hey shouldn't she deserve a fair trail?
Lil and spark: ok that's it back of the mob!!
Y. Malik: what I waited all morning for this spot!!
Lil & Spark: ok out of the mob!!!
Y. Malik: fine this mob blows!
Spark: fine Y. Malik you can come back.
Y. Malik: yay ^_^
Yami: lets go
~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~**~*~In the woods still**~*~**~*~**~**~*~
Lil: (with camcorder) day one no signs of tea. Everyone is grumpy and Yami is looking hotter than ever (turns camcorder around facing Yami) and he has a nice ass too.
Spark: will you shut up about yami!!!!!! .
Lil: fine (tosses camcorder to yami) here yami you film for a while.
Yami: ok
Mokuba: I m bored and tired and kaiba here wont let me touch his brief case =(
Yami: (filming) lil is soo hot "she has a nice ass too"
Lil: thanks ^_^
Honda: im soo hungry
Lil: shut up you wakka impersonator.
Honda: how do I look like wakka from ff10?
Wakka: (comes out of no where) hey brudda we look the same cause we have the same hair shape ya.
Everyone: O_o
Honda: ok I get it now
Wakka: good I be going now ya so see ya.
Y. Bakura: who hell was that
Mai: yea who was he?
Spark: that was wakka from final fantasy 10 Honda knows him because I let him borrow my game.
Honda: so there.
Bakura: I think we should stop for a while.
(All of a sudden spark rips off her Egyptian clothes and reveals her army outfit)
Spark: of you lazy sons of bitches you wanna rest you have to work to earn it so go go go now move it move it!
Joey: you shouldn't have done that Bakura
Yugi: shut up Joey or you'll make it worse (grabs a mallet and smacks Joey on the head).
Joey: x_x
Mai: I m gonna ruin my fresh coat of nail polish on my nails.
Spark: Bakura up that tree now, Mai grab those rocks, Yami, Joey, Honda hunt for food these cans wont last cause Joey eats them all.
Joey: hey that's not true.
Lil: oh yea here is a picture of you with all the food I had on your bed.
Joey: oh um.I uh..
Lil: uh huh yup you ate it all.
Spark: lil, go get water now now now
Lil: yes sergeant bitch
Spark: that's Lieutenant Bitch to you oh and Mokuba and Yugi go hunt for firewood now now now!
Mokuba & Yugi: Yes Sir, I mean Mam I mean Sir I mean. whatever!
Spark: Don't you back sass me you little midgets!
Spark: Rest of you stay with me Bakura: I'm on top of the tree what do you want me to do now!
Spark: *acting all sweet and stuff* BAKURA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP IN THAT TREE! GET DOWN YOU MIGHT GET HURT!
Bakura: O_o Okay...
Lil: Now everybody go do your thing-a-magigi
Spark:*rips of army suit and has under there her Egyptian suit* Hi everybody *starts to glomp Bakura when he got off the tree and starts to glomp Yami Malik, Malik, Yami Bakura, Kaiba* Hehe soft..
(One hour later)
Everybody comes back all tired and stuff.
Lil: *Lalala smells flowers*
Spark: What the hell is with the flowers!
Lil: Huh? Oh these they are to feed my aeons. Oh aeons!
All aeons come and eat then leave
Spark: Awwww Ifrit likes Joey!
Ifrit: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhh HELP ME HES TRYING TO EAT ME ALIVE THE DAMN BASTARD!
Lil: YOU GOT MY IFRIT MAD YOU DUMBASS IFIRIT USE HELLFIRE!
Spark: HEY LEAVE JOEY ALONE * starts to pet Joey*
Malik: ummm... Joey ate your live replica of live Jell-O Yami Bakura
Spark: OH did he. cant get mad must not kill Joey... breath 1, 2, 3 wows those anger management classes really work! Too bad I can't thank them. there all dead I guess they couldn't handle my anger. Oh well one loss or maybe there were like 1 thousand can't remember but it isn't important now is it!
Everybody trying to stay on Sparks good side: Uh-Huh hehe.. ^_^" Lil: can I still use Hellfire?
Spark: NO!
Lil: fine be gone Ifrit!
Ifrit vanishes away.
Y. Malik: we should camp out for the night ill set the tents.
Y.Bakura: ill help you.. Im not being nice or soft im just fucken bored
Kaiba: * fiddles with his briefcase *
Malik: Kaiba what's in the briefcase?
Honda & Mai: Ya what's in there
Kaiba: noooooooooooothing hehe
Mokuba: get him Yugi
Yugi acting like a rabid dog: Grrrrrrrrrr im hungry mommy ill think ill tenderize Kaiba
Yami: Break it up we can torture Kaiba tomorrow * sinister laughter* HAHAHHAHAHA
Lil: Cute when you laugh
Spark: NO ONE TOUCHES KAIBA OR TOURTERS HIM BUT ME GOT IT YAM!
* Spark punches Yami in the face some teeth flying out*
Kaiba: Yay ^_^
Lil: nooooooooooooo * uses authors power to fix Yami and to heal Yami *
Everybody else: Awwwwwwww man now hes a pretty boy like Bakura!
Spark: hey I think Bakuras a cute pretty boy ^_^
TO BE CONTINUED...
Authors notes: What will happen next PLEASE GIVE US STUFF TO HELP DEFEAT TEA OR ANY "EVIL" THING WE MIGHT SEE
Spark: Oh and you better review I had to waste a lot and I mean a lot of soda and sugar.
Lil: I just wasted some Lemonade with sugar hehe
Everybody: Please READ & REVIEW THANKZ HEHE