Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh sad isn't it.

Lil: anyway umm you people need to review more cause im afraid that I might have to shut my story down if I don't get enough reviews I think im losing my hyper ness eep that's not good.

Spark: maybe she needs to see her own E.R heheh

Lil: oh crap shut up the fuck up Spark your supposed to be unconscious and normal (whacks spark with mallet)

Spark: hot wings X_X

All: o.O

Lil: well anyways our new winner to be in my fic is. Kalitra, A Misstress of OOC. Yay cause she is so nice. Can I call you Kalitra for short?

Kalitra: yup ^_^

Yami: on with the fic

At the toy E.R.

Yugi: im sleepy

Joey: I want to eat a Mallo.

Kalitra: what the hell is that?

Spark: *starts to mumble* it's a duck egg, except that the baby duck lives in the egg and is dead and all you have to do is boil it and eat it.

All: ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Yugi starts crying

Spark: but hey its gooooooooood

Mai: alleluia spark is crazy again kinda I think ^_^"

Segasus: doc her crazy pressure is going up and down

Lil: WHAT! HOW COULD WE REVIVE HER! Yugi: I know ^_^ lets send her to wacky land

Kalitra: YAH ILL DRIVE!

Bakura: too risky

Kaiba: why is that?

Y. Bakura: cuse its hard to find you ass hole

Bakura: yup ass hole

Mokuba: awww I need to take a shit now

Kalitra: Malik is in the bathroom and hes taking a long time to

Yami: hey whats that sound!

Y. Malik: sounds like a child

Mai: lets go check it out maybe hes rapping a child!

All go to the bathroom

Everyone sees chibi Malik throwing things down the toilet

Kalitra: Awwwwww how cute!

Mokuba: I wonder how he got so small?

Honda smilling and holding the chibi spray can

Joey: jeez' how ya do dat?

Honda: throw him in the toilet and let him have it

Chibi Malik: Duckie go down the hole

Kalitra: isn't that's Yugis duckie?

Yugi: noooooooooooooooooooooo

Yami: ill buy a new one

Lil: aww yami your so sweet

Spark yelling

Spark: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FORGET ABOUT ME YOU DUMNASSES *EXCEPT KALITRA SHE TIGHT*

Lil: SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH! *wacks Spark with another mallet*

Spark: LOOK! MORE HOT WINGS!

All: O_o okay...

Chibi Malik: Millenium Rod go down the hole

Y. Malik: noooo * dives for it in the toilet*

Yami: Idiots

Kaiba: you said it

Seguses: LIL SPARKS SUGER RUSH IS GOING DOWN!

Lil: we need suger stat!

Kalitra: uhhh where out of suger...

Lil: damn

To be Countinued.. or is it?

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A/N

Lil: well guys review and give us bags of suger so Spark wont die.

Kalitra: yah and don't worry ill still be in the next chapter YAY

Spark: Hot wings! Bring Hot Wings!

Y. Malik: and some anti-chibi spray HURRY!

Chibi Malik: paper go down the hole

Spark: HEY THAT WAS MY DAMN ESSAY YOU OWE ME AN ESSAY!

Chibi Malik: Hi im Malik im only 2 1/2 years old

Lil: Please Read&Review or I will have to shut it down which I really don't want to do.